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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-04 16:23:18


Awkward Conversation with my Sister

Where were you? School? I
just woke up. If you need help
with homework, ask Mom.

Awkward Conversation with my Sister 2

-You're a terrible
brother, you know that? -Need a
new one? Just ASK MOM!


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-04 21:55:23


New Year, New Me!

In Planet Fitness
It was pizza night tonight
Yeah, It's weird, I know

So I exercise
Watching the others approach
The pizza table

Just one box remained
Many lifted up the lid,
Grimaced, walked away

What was inside it
Repulsed all who dared to look
Then the trash claimed it

I've no idea
What it might have been, but I
Like the mystery


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-04 21:57:59


At 12/28/15 09:07 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 12/28/15 05:14 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: Dear Tainted Logic
Once upon a time
Hubert Selby wrote that book.
Turned to film later.
Wow. Assumed you wrote
it. Googled it. Added to
summer booklist now.

Hubert Selby Jr.

To write those stories
Requires a heart much hardened
By something I'd fear


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-05 20:35:47


Angry

I read a short rant
My eyes nearly rolled away
Bouncing on the floor

But I remember
When I was somewhat younger
Feeling those same things

I was sarcastic
To mask what I was feeling
To make others laugh

Avoiding the truth
Of being an ugly kid
In a tiny town

Ugly within, and
Without. I looked at my life
And was unhappy

Over many years
I changed myself, little bits
And one day I learned

It was not others
But myself that was malformed
Not outside but in

A life full of pain
Is right there if you want it
I chose happiness


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-05 20:49:02


We Defy(ne) Normal

Rub it on your skin.
It fills the room like a cloud,
but the feeling stays.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-06 21:59:14


I Know Absolutely Nothing about Hip Hop Music

...and yet I'm trying
to construct a beat for my
friend to rap over.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-07 10:36:01


Rubber Bands

Hold together your
past in your mind...until you
find the seal broken.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-08 22:54:55


Four Days is Where I Draw the Line

It's like when you quit
smoking or eating junk food:
the hump divides us.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-09 22:13:43


Cruisin down the street

In my 6 4 jocking the

Bitches and the hoes

-eazy e

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-09 22:17:41


Here's another one.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What do you guys think?

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-09 23:15:27


At 1/9/16 10:17 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: What do you guys think?

The second one's not
really a haiku, but fresh
faces here are great!


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-09 23:52:52


At 1/9/16 11:15 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 1/9/16 10:17 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: What do you guys think?
The second one's not
really a haiku, but fresh
faces here are great!

Sounds like there is a

Lot of familiar faces?

Hope more people join!

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-10 16:13:32


Upgrade

My new computer
Makes my old one look like a
Pricey dinner plate


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-10 16:16:52


At 1/10/16 04:13 PM, Krash17 wrote: Upgrade

My new computer
Makes my old one look like a
Pricey dinner plate

May this new treasure
be the CostCo to your Whole
Foods of old. Rejoice!


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-11 10:02:10


At 1/10/16 04:16 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 1/10/16 04:13 PM, Krash17 wrote: Upgrade

My new computer
Makes my old one look like a
Pricey dinner plate
May this new treasure
be the CostCo to your Whole
Foods of old. Rejoice!

Either way, it seems
I am resisting the urge
To buy things in bulk


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-11 13:59:51


The F-Bomb

Though less powerful
than H-bombs or A-bombs, my
mother still cringes.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-11 14:06:56


At 1/11/16 01:59 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: The F-Bomb

Though less powerful
than H-bombs or A-bombs, my
mother still cringes.

The O-Bomb
Once, I said "old man",
referring to my father.
"Fuck you, I'm not old."

#PrioritiesAroundTheWorld

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-11 14:14:52


At 1/11/16 02:06 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: The O-Bomb
Once, I said "old man",
referring to my father.
"Fuck you, I'm not old."

#PrioritiesAroundTheWorld

One time, my Dad said
"fuck." My mother was appalled.
"Dave, your kids are here!"


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-12 16:08:51


Next Strain

Infected with words
so much I got immune. The
next strain came too soon.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-13 09:10:42


Chemical Dependence

I, without coffee,
A mean, irritable wreck...
It's got a tight grip.


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-13 14:55:28


Culinary Transmutations
Pizza to phyllo!
What the heck am I doing?
Recipe unclear.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-13 21:36:10


At 1/13/16 02:55 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: Culinary Transmutations
Pizza to phyllo!
What the heck am I doing?
Recipe unclear.

#ThatRemindsMeOfAMeme

I got the blender.
Took the top off. Then lost you.
Now I can't get out.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-13 22:14:31


I think that I should

Get on this thread more often

Helps my writing skills

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-14 13:00:47


Bored out of my mind

In the middle of class

Procrastinating

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-14 16:06:13


Moldy blueberry
Your brothers were sweet, but you
Taste like a basement


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-14 23:10:48


How do you join

The writers guild of Newgrounds?

I want to. @tremax

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-14 23:17:48


At 1/14/16 11:10 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: How do you join

The writers guild of Newgrounds?

I want to. @tremax

The original
post in this thread will tell you
what you need to know.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-14 23:35:13


At 1/14/16 11:17 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 1/14/16 11:10 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: How do you join

The writers guild of Newgrounds?

I want to. @tremax
The original
post in this thread will tell you
what you need to know.

Thanks TaintedLogic!

I appreciate the help

You are very kind!

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-15 14:39:30


At 1/14/16 11:35 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: Thanks TaintedLogic!

I appreciate the help

You are very kind!

No worries, man. We
always could use more members
of the writers' guild.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-16 00:43:53


A new favorite show.

Ash vs evil dead is

Freaking amazing!