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Fresh pussy.

I know it sounds like I'm joking, but I'm really not.

The smell of pussy is legitimately my favorite smell in the world.

My sense of smell almost doesn't work, a lot of the nerves in my nose aren't connected to anything and so only a small number of them actually send information to my brain. The only things I ever smell are unbelievably strong smells, and I usually have to be right by the source to smell it. I hear people talk about how bad vaginas smell all the time, so I'm sure to people with working noses it smells bad, but to me, it's amazing. When the only things you can ever smell is air freshener, Persian cologne and shit, pussy smells pretty fucking amazing.

At 6/11/14 04:13 AM, Xenomit wrote: Fresh pussy.

I know it sounds like I'm joking, but I'm really not.

Persian cologne and shit, pussy smells pretty fucking amazing.

Yo, I know you don't know me, but I catch myself sayin alotta what you would say...

To me gasoline smells good

At 6/11/14 04:01 AM, Radaketor wrote: Just stating the obvious

.....for a dumbass

O...k...?

to prove my point exactly.

Yes it does, who's the stupid one out of these two subjects: The guy who writes well and in a clear manner OR the girl who types worse than a 7th grader and puts "................." at the end of every sentence?

Well then, I am so glad you can read. And please, a 7th grader??? You can hardly understand...... wait.... so that makes you younger than a fucked up 7th grader. *sigh of agony** that means I have to degrade myself even more? Good gohhd this is painful.................
Just the right amount of periods too;)

So you understand sarcasm, huh? Go check my first post in this thread, tell me if it wasn't a stupid sarcastic remark...

I know you are young and all but ever heard of "joking"? You should look it up sometime, it could be very helpful. ;)

Toughen up over an argument online? No thanks.

Well then, I guess this conversation is over. You better go and lick your wounds and tell you mommy about it. Make sure she kisses your booboo.................
I just had to make sure that the periods were just the right amount.

At 6/10/14 11:31 PM, JRob wrote: Sounds like you're the one that needs to grow up if you can't appreciate good anime ass and pussy

Well, I'm not gay like you so that shit isn't appealing to me. Sorry.

At 6/11/14 03:14 PM, dara6789 wrote:

At 6/10/14 11:31 PM, JRob wrote: Sounds like you're the one that needs to grow up if you can't appreciate good anime ass and pussy

Well, I'm not gay like you so that shit isn't appealing to me. Sorry.

But I'd have to be chick to be gay for liking anime girls...unless you're implying being gay is bad, you homophobe

Sharpie markers
Gasoline
Pussy
cake /cookies/pie/ brownies in the oven
dinner{most cases, you know,hamburger helper, sloppy joes, pizza, chicken, ect.)
new car smell,
this one perfume I cant call, one of my chicks wore it a lot(rillrimakes me all hot and rapey)
new shoe smell
the air before it rains
summertime( beach, bbqs , chronic ect.)

At 6/11/14 03:21 PM, JRob wrote:

At 6/11/14 03:14 PM, dara6789 wrote:

At 6/10/14 11:31 PM, JRob wrote: Sounds like you're the one that needs to grow up if you can't appreciate good anime ass and pussy

Well, I'm not gay like you so that shit isn't appealing to me. Sorry.

But I'd have to be chick to be gay for liking anime girls...unless you're implying being gay is bad, you homophobe

Wow just by making one little statment you can really twist it. I guess your talented. No, being gay is not bad. And when someone says "your so gay, man" it doesnt always mean it literally. Like when my friends say that, they mean it like "your so stupid". Ok? I am not literally calling you gay just using gay differently. But next time I'll remember to use stupid. Alright? Sorry to have offended you in some sort of way........or unless you are gay??? hahahahaa

At 6/11/14 03:29 PM, dara6789 wrote: Wow just by making one little statment you can really twist it. I guess your talented. No, being gay is not bad. And when someone says "your so gay, man" it doesnt always mean it literally. Like when my friends say that, they mean it like "your so stupid". Ok? I am not literally calling you gay just using gay differently. But next time I'll remember to use stupid. Alright? Sorry to have offended you in some sort of way........or unless you are gay??? hahahahaa

>Tells someone to grow up
>Can't use "your/you're" properly
>Namecalling

I can smell your desperation from here.

Also, I'm probably bi at the most.

At 6/11/14 03:48 PM, JRob wrote: >Tells someone to grow up

which is so true

>Can't use "your/you're" properly

Seriously tho, who gives a fuck about that

>Namecalling

So now I know your gay fo sure

I can smell your desperation from here.

I think thats yourself that you are smelling. Cuz fo me, I smell wonderful, lol.

At 6/11/14 03:52 PM, dara6789 wrote:

At 6/11/14 03:48 PM, JRob wrote: >Tells someone to grow up

which is so true

>continuously using an argument of conevience

>Can't use "your/you're" properly

Seriously tho, who gives a fuck about that

Engineers, lawyers, teachers, business people, government officials, chemists, phycisists, teachers/professors, historians, anyone who hopes to make a decent living and not work entry-level jobs their entire life, etc.

>Namecalling

So now I know your gay fo sure

"I'm probably bi at the most."
#lern2readthegraytext

I can smell your desperation from here.

I think thats yourself that you are smelling. Cuz fo me, I smell wonderful, lol.

People become accustomed to certain smells after awhile so they won't notice them. This smell is certainly coming from a foreign source.

Keep trying - your flailing is only feeding my e-peen

my faborite smell ib da pussy b0$$

At 6/11/14 04:17 PM, Spedmallet wrote: my faborite smell ib da pussy b0$$

I wonder what Yuno's pussy smells like

At 6/11/14 04:19 PM, JRob wrote: I wonder what Yuno's pussy smells like

gibe dat sw33t6 puuuu$$e

At 6/11/14 04:11 PM, JRob wrote: >continuously using an argument of conevience

Wow thats real epic...

Engineers, lawyers, teachers, business people, government officials, chemists, phycisists, teachers/professors, historians, anyone who hopes to make a decent living and not work entry-level jobs their entire life, etc.

Oh I am sure that they do. Man, your stupidity makes me laugh. I srsly can't stop laughing. Was the last one to help you remember that you do have a life at some point?

"I'm probably bi at the most."
#lern2readthegraytext

Yeppers you are 100% gay. Srsly dude, you can really suck the fun out of an argument. #joykiller

People become accustomed to certain smells after awhile so they won't notice them. This smell is certainly coming from a foreign source.

Well the smell is called "Paris Amour". You are correct its "foreign" but foreignlydelicious. heehee

Keep trying - your flailing is only feeding my e-peen

That was so funny. ha.......ha........ha.......ha. Srsly bro you can do better than that, at least, thats what I thought. Maybe your gay, pathetic, and stupid. Or is it gay, patheticlydumb, and pervertouslystupid? The choice is yours..........;]

plz b0ss gibe da pu$$i plz bo$$

pu$$i plz

PLZ gibe pu$$e plz

b0ss plz pu$$i

You know what else smells good? Ethanol combined with bleach, it gives you an insta-high. I mean holy fuck, I've never tripped so hard before, you should try it

At 6/11/14 08:14 PM, dara6789 wrote:

At 6/11/14 04:11 PM, JRob wrote: >continuously using an argument of conevience

Wow thats real epic...

Why am I even replying to you anymore? You can't even use the word "epic" in the correct context.

Engineers, lawyers, teachers, business people, government officials, chemists, phycisists, teachers/professors, historians, anyone who hopes to make a decent living and not work entry-level jobs their entire life, etc.

Oh I am sure that they do. Man, your stupidity makes me laugh. I srsly can't stop laughing. Was the last one to help you remember that you do have a life at some point?

>stupidity
Trust me, I wouldn't be taking a double major course of study in two of the most difficult majors to take if that were true.
>no life
Baseless ad hominem, much?

"I'm probably bi at the most."
#lern2readthegraytext

Yeppers you are 100% gay. Srsly dude, you can really suck the fun out of an argument. #joykiller

If I were gay I wouldn't be posting anime girls, would I? Why do you keep implying it's bad to be gay, homophobe? Your kind is not welcome here.

People become accustomed to certain smells after awhile so they won't notice them. This smell is certainly coming from a foreign source.

Well the smell is called "Paris Amour". You are correct its "foreign" but foreignlydelicious. heehee

Well the French were desperate pussies that couldn't win wars, so yea.

Keep trying - your flailing is only feeding my e-peen

That was so funny. ha.......ha........ha.......ha. Srsly bro you can do better than that, at least, thats what I thought. Maybe your gay, pathetic, and stupid. Or is it gay, patheticlydumb, and pervertouslystupid? The choice is yours..........;]

All this coming from someone who said "grow up." At this point, either you're a tryhard troll alt account, or you belong on facebook. Honestly, you're making yourself look like a complete retard here if the latter is true.

At 6/11/14 08:35 PM, MrPercie wrote:

At 6/11/14 08:33 PM, Spedmallet wrote: PLZ gibe pu$$e plz

I know you're spamming, but christ, its less annoying than all the anime girls I don't know and the people wanting to smell every part of their body.

You and OP have obviously never been to /a/

At 6/11/14 08:34 PM, Spedmallet wrote: b0ss plz pu$$i

i n0 gibe pu$$i 4 u

i k33p pu$$i 4 selv

And my cockatiels.

At 6/11/14 09:40 PM, JRob wrote: Why am I even replying to you anymore? You can't even use the word "epic" in the correct context.

Im sorry but I do believe I did use the word properly. Its just the problem is you didnt read the word properly. Learn how to read.

>stupidity

You talk about yourself quite often.

Trust me, I wouldn't be taking a double major course of study in two of the most difficult majors to take if that were true.

Congrats your a fucking nerd. Im happy for ya. And if your lying....... Well, I'll find out about that tomorrow.

Baseless ad hominem, much?

You are messing with the wrong person, dude. Maybe with my friend Emilie you can get by with that but not with me. People like you make me wish I was in charge(like Emilie) of the higher authority, less stupid ones. But you guys are just a bunch a children with an out of control mouth or in this case fingerse that could use some soap or whatever.

If I were gay I wouldn't be posting anime girls, would I? Why do you keep implying it's bad to be gay, homophobe? Your kind is not welcome here.

Judgmental much. For all I care you could be a fucked up 16 year old girl. Fuck it, I already told you I DONT THINK BEING GAY IS BAD. So if that is not clear enough for you then you are screwed for life. Second, stop freakin calling me a fuckin homo. Third, learn to joke around a bit.

Well the French were desperate pussies that couldn't win wars, so yea.
All this coming from someone who said "grow up." At this point, either you're a tryhard troll alt account, or you belong on facebook. Honestly, you're making yourself look like a complete retard here if the latter is true.

Ouch. Srsly bro. What is your problem? I have been trying to end this conversation from the start because I know that if this continued I would not be able to hold back. I was just banned because of being a jackass to some other user cause he thought he knew everything and was better than me, when the truth was, he isn't. You are just like him. And I have some unpleasant words for you, kid, if you dont stop. I learned my lesson, but I might have to learn it again. Or I could just make it be your lesson as well. But for now, I have work to do. I dont trust profiles. Plus you won't know and understand the true meaning of retard until you know yourself.

At 6/12/14 12:45 AM, dara6789 wrote:

At 6/11/14 09:40 PM, JRob wrote: Why am I even replying to you anymore? You can't even use the word "epic" in the correct context.

Im sorry but I do believe I did use the word properly. Its just the problem is you didnt read the word properly. Learn how to read.

>stupidity

You talk about yourself quite often.

Nice elementary school kid comeback there.

Trust me, I wouldn't be taking a double major course of study in two of the most difficult majors to take if that were true.

Congrats your a fucking nerd. Im happy for ya. And if your lying....... Well, I'll find out about that tomorrow.

Taking difficult majors ≠ being a nerd. I know plenty of rednecks and weight-training types taking an Engineering major. It's called being smart and trying to prepare for a good job with good pay.

Baseless ad hominem, much?

You are messing with the wrong person, dude. Maybe with my friend Emilie you can get by with that but not with me. People like you make me wish I was in charge(like Emilie) of the higher authority, less stupid ones.

>completely avioding my statement of you using an ad hominem

But you guys are just a bunch a children with an out of control mouth or in this case fingerse that could use some soap or whatever.

Welcome to NG General. Just be glad you didn't try this on /b/.

If I were gay I wouldn't be posting anime girls, would I? Why do you keep implying it's bad to be gay, homophobe? Your kind is not welcome here.

Judgmental much. For all I care you could be a fucked up 16 year old girl. Fuck it, I already told you I DONT THINK BEING GAY IS BAD. So if that is not clear enough for you then you are screwed for life. Second, stop freakin calling me a fuckin homo. Third, learn to joke around a bit.

But you keep implying, OP.

All this coming from someone who said "grow up." At this point, either you're a tryhard troll alt account, or you belong on facebook. Honestly, you're making yourself look like a complete retard here if the latter is true.

Ouch. Srsly bro. What is your problem? I have been trying to end this conversation

lies, you've been trying to get the last word

from the start because I know that if this continued I would not be able to hold back. I was just banned because of being a jackass to some other user cause he thought he knew everything and was better than me, when the truth was, he isn't.

Maybe, just maybe, he might be in the right. You ever considered that? Ever heard of being self-righteous or condescending?

You are just like him. And I have some unpleasant words for you, kid, if you dont stop. I learned my lesson, but I might have to learn it again.

Maybe becuase you're starting arguments?

Or I could just make it be your lesson as well. But for now, I have work to do. I dont trust profiles. Plus you won't know and understand the true meaning of retard until you know yourself.

"Takes one to know one" argument. How original. Jesus, OP, stop derailing your thread.

Tobacco smells nice.

At 6/12/14 03:46 AM, JRob wrote:

Nice elementary school kid comeback

Lol knowing all about who you really are makes me laugh. Well I'm officially ending this conver. Plus iz b seeing uzzer around but uzzer will not czzzing izzzz
P.S.
I made the sentence like that for a certain reason. If you can decipher it(which you should be able to speaking of that it's at a 2 grade decipher code) then.... well, til then.

At 6/11/14 03:13 PM, dara6789 wrote: .....for a dumbass

Ouch, that hurt so much

to prove my point exactly.

You have no point, admit it.

Well then, I am so glad you can read. And please, a 7th grader??? You can hardly understand...... wait.... so that makes you younger than a fucked up 7th grader. *sigh of agony** that means I have to degrade myself even more? Good gohhd this is painful.................
Just the right amount of periods too;)

Click my profile, my age is there.
And how do i know you're worse than a 7th grader? *whispers* i was in 7th grade once, biatch

I know you are young and all but ever heard of "joking"? You should look it up sometime, it could be very helpful. ;)

And emoticons? Now i'm sure you're a Tumblr girl.

Well then, I guess this conversation is over. You better go and lick your wounds and tell you mommy about it. Make sure she kisses your booboo.................
I just had to make sure that the periods were just the right amount.

Ouch, that hurt so much also.
You seem to be on bitch mode already over an argument online, so who's the real loser here?
I guess i learned my lesson, never argue with Tumblr girls, they do their hardest to make sense but only end up making other people dumber.