Monster Racer Rush
Select between 5 monster racers, upgrade your monster skill and win the competition!
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Build most powerful forces, unleash hordes of monster and control your soldiers!
3.93 / 5.00 4,634 ViewsI have a penis
He found some porn online and then he switched to YouTube when he heard his wife and then he searched for the Keyboard Cat so that they can both laugh and his wife would never about his secret porn viewing history.
At 6/7/14 07:09 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: "I haven't seen pussy that fresh in 60 years!"
"But hon we're only 50"
"Shut up, slut"
you win the thread...................
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At 6/7/14 07:09 PM, Wegra wrote: Hmmm....
Picture 1:
"Gee I wonder what this magic box is. Sure is a funny lookin' thing."
Picture 2:
"Have you ever seen anything like it? It's the darndest! What will these newfangled kids think up next? They better not be on my lawn again."
Picture 3:
"Look Gertie! See this? What is it? I think it's black magic of the devil himself! Ain't seen nuthin' like it before in my day."
OK, BBS, it's REAL TALK time.
Normally, i don't expect anything from you guys. But this time, things are different.
If you let this thread die, BBS, I will never look at you the same
the potential is literally bursting at the seams in this base
ok ok this is the last one I'm doing I swear
I can't resist the base is too milkable
Lmao, Urban-Champion is dominating this one! Really good.
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Grandpa finally discovered porn gifs
At 6/7/14 09:44 PM, Piggler wrote: Grandpa finally discovered porn gifs
ahahahahahaha
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Anyone else notice the potted plants in the background that spell out "lol?"
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Not pictured is his shipment of bran cereal and prune juice.
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These are some pretty interesting pictures.
"So, if I do this, you'll stop those kids from riding their skateboards on my lawn?"
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At 6/7/14 08:37 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: ok ok this is the last one I'm doing I swear
I can't resist the base is too milkable
winner
At 6/7/14 11:34 PM, Stevenscar wrote: "So, if I do this, you'll stop those kids from riding their skateboards on my lawn?"
Win
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At 6/8/14 05:13 AM, Amaranthus wrote: One of your threads.
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At 6/8/14 10:26 AM, Stevenscar wrote: Illegal text.
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At 6/8/14 10:35 AM, Amaranthus wrote:At 6/8/14 10:26 AM, Stevenscar wrote: Illegal text.Blank.
I just realized your post covers the old guy in one part.
Well fuck.