Humans: An Alien Review

[Stereocrisis]

Humans.

They have made some impressive hurdles as a species, as the top of the planet's food chain, most of them are angry and confused, in some way tied up in knots emotionally. Through this darkness seems to come the greatest success. The indignities they suffer amongst each other fill them with either a rich, or a poor attitude. Or no personality at all. They all know they are going to die, and so eventually they end up grouchy, and then cry a lot. Grieving is a big part of the human experience.

(Okay, play along, continue this farce about an alien reviewing humanity in your post. Post your review of humanity as some kind of fuckin space gargoyle.)

[GrizzlyOne]

Northern and parts of western Europe along with Canada are making actual progress.

Everywhere else is a joke and should be expunged.

[Stereocrisis]

Let me just say, I'm going to abandoned this thread and watch the movie Alien.

peace

[Urban-Champion]

At 6/7/14 03:46 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: Let me just say, I'm going to abandoned this thread and watch the movie Alien.

peace

Fine, I'm hi-jacking this topic as the official topic OP.

As the honorary self-imposed OP of the topic, I shall declare June 7th, 2014 national Devo appreciation day

seriously. Start appreciating, or else...

[yurgenburgen]

from our observations it would seem that a great percentage - indeed the majority - of humanity have chosen to believe in all manner of supernatural nonsense despite not a shred of evidence of its existence being available to them. how odd

they are electing to mutilate their children's genitals out of sheer superstition.
and even when it is made clear to them that this practice is completely pointless and serves no purpose whatsoever, they continue to do it.
and even when it is proven to them that partaking in this superstitious nonsense is not only pointless pseudoscience but in fact causes the deaths of infants from infection and blood loss, not to mention the necessary genital disfigurement taking place, they still continue to do it
how very queer

they seem quite content to sit back with total indifference as their spiritual leaders take their hard-earned wealth in exchange for lies and false promises, and then use that wealth to travel to the poorest, most desolate and uneducated parts of the planet earth before telling the inhabitants of that particular country that the use of condoms causes and spreads aids. how peculiar that humans would be okay with their money being taken from them and spent in this manner

it is quite remarkable to us aliens that these humans have all the knowledge that their species has accumulated to date at their fingertips and yet they still insist that the universe itself is somehow younger than certain trees that are still growing on their planet. bizarre

we find it fascinating how it is simply a matter of record that every positive advancement the human race has ever made has been the result of free exchange, scrutiny, skepticism and free inquiry, and yet humans themselves consider organisations that fear and censor and suppress all of these things somehow worthy of respect and adoration

it is perhaps even more fascinating and inexplicable that even though the organisations referred to above have to date spent 99+% of their lifespan stealing from the most needy people in the world, raping children, covering up their raping of children, punishing humans for what they think inside their own heads (i.e. "thought crime"), lying endlessly about the existence of some imaginary paradise and its polar opposite, burning people alive for the crime of owning religious literature printed in a non-census language, and a whole host of other blatant crimes and atrocities, that humans can and will when approached by the modern-day leaders of these organisations be won over by a false smile and jovial attitude and a few more promises of eternal life in exchange for just a small donation and a little bit of your freedom

[GrizzlyOne]

At 6/7/14 03:53 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

It really seems like you're the type of guy that is going to commit suicide one day.

It's alright, dude. Not everybody is a complete sheeple dingus, most people are aware and just take it day-by-day. or something.

[Phobotech]

"They're a miracle of life."

[Sensationalism]

I think if anything else is alive in the universe it's not nearly as intelligent as us.
Because fuck itd be reality.
Obviously the fun version is if they were as smart as us or better yet smarter and more advanced.

But we prolly won't find anything smarter than a sea cucumber if we were to find anything at all.
And considering it's incredibly improbable for us to even be here and yet we are, I doubt there are others.

[24901miles]

Earth is a speck of dust in cosmological terms. There are probably quintillions of more interesting civilizations out there.

We only need to start caring more about what other humans think about how to solve our common problems and not keep pretending we're talking about Aliens, God, or whatever other ridiculous metaphors we hide behind when important issues are brought up.

[yurgenburgen]

At 6/7/14 04:02 AM, GrizzlyOne wrote: It really seems like you're the type of guy that is going to commit suicide one day.

are you reaching that conclusion from what I posted? because nothing I said in this thread so far even implies that lol

It's alright, dude. Not everybody is a complete sheeple dingus

I didn't say they are lol

most people are aware and just take it day-by-day. or something.

that sentence means literally nothing lol