Malicous NG attack

[Monster-64]

Yes, I know Newgrounds has no viruses, but whenever my antivirus thinks that this website is attacking my computer, the page just resets sto this white page, saying "The Connection has been reset," and shortly after, my antivirus notifies me of some malicous attack.

I use Norton 360, how do I fix this?

[MrPercie]

Set fire to the CPU.

[Monster-64]

At 6/6/14 10:47 AM, MrPercie wrote: Set fire to the CPU.

Is that on how you get firewalls?

[KatMaestro]

Nah, it's nothing malicious. You're just being paranoid. Trust me, if NG got Ddosed you won't feel a thing. Beside unless Cloudflare is shit (like the last time they got DNS 'reflected') I don't think little skids can hit NG.

At 6/6/14 10:49 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 6/6/14 10:47 AM, MrPercie wrote: Set fire to the CPU.

Is that on how you get firewalls?

Burn your house, that works.

[Satan]

At 6/6/14 10:46 AM, Monster-64 wrote: I use Norton 360, how do I fix this?

Get an anti-virus that isn't shit.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

At 6/6/14 10:49 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 6/6/14 10:47 AM, MrPercie wrote: Set fire to the CPU.

Is that on how you get firewalls?

Burn your house, that works.

This helps keep the virus from spreading to your neighbors

[SubparTony]

At 6/6/14 12:08 PM, Satan wrote:

At 6/6/14 10:46 AM, Monster-64 wrote: I use Norton 360, how do I fix this?

Get an anti-virus that isn't shit.

Beat me to it

[lookatmen0w]

At 6/6/14 11:04 AM, Elitistinen wrote: Nah, it's nothing malicious. You're just being paranoid. Trust me, if NG got Ddosed you won't feel a thing. Beside unless Cloudflare is shit (like the last time they got DNS 'reflected') I don't think little skids can hit NG.

No one wants to Ddos NG you imbecile.

[Kogey]

At 6/6/14 10:46 AM, Monster-64 wrote: I use Norton 360, how do I fix this?

There's your issue.

[Urban-Champion]

Yeah, not that I need to say it again, but Norton software of all kinds sucks a fat cock. ESET, AVG & Malwarebytes all make wonderful antivirus/anti spyware software, but that's just my personal preference.

[wildfire4461]

Avast would alert me to viruses a LOT here. Turned out to be the ads. After I installed No Script I haven't encountered any.

[koopahermit]

At 6/6/14 10:46 AM, Monster-64 wrote: I use Norton 360, how do I fix this?

Lel, Norton. That's the problem.

[Radaketor]

At 6/6/14 10:46 AM, Monster-64 wrote: I use Norton 360

I used to use that also, didn't think it was such a bad anti-virus, then i switched to Avast and now i know better.

[CresIsis]

Yeah, don't use Norton.

I use Kaspersky, which is pretty good. Stays out of my business but alerts me if something is ACTUALLY dangerous.

[Havegum]

The problem is you already have malware installed

Just uninstall Norton

[Sword-of-Kings]

At 6/6/14 10:46 AM, Monster-64 wrote: I use Norton 360

You must be trolling. Please tell me you're fucking trolling.

[Bit]

At 6/6/14 10:46 AM, Monster-64 wrote: I use Norton 360

What, did Bonzai Buddy install that for you?

[NGPulp]

Get rid of fucking Norton.

Norton sucks balls.

Norton is the bane of the software community.

Just, get rid of that shit.

[KatMaestro]

At 6/6/14 12:22 PM, lookatmen0w wrote:
No one wants to Ddos NG you imbecile.

Said the wisest one on NG. You're to dumb so I won't bother explaining it to you.

[Viper]

At 6/6/14 12:09 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:

At 6/6/14 10:49 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 6/6/14 10:47 AM, MrPercie wrote: Set fire to the CPU.

Is that on how you get firewalls?

Burn your house, that works.

This helps keep the virus from spreading to your neighbors

And if that doesn't work, you must burn down your entire neighborhood. It's the only way....

[MetalxTongue]

How about, don't use an anti-virus.

[NeonSpider]

At 6/7/14 02:16 AM, Cabbster wrote:

At 6/7/14 01:54 AM, MetalxTongue wrote: How about, don't use an anti-virus.

holy fuck i passed out and when i woke up this giant imprint of a palm was left on my face what happened.

You smacked your own face. Must have been cheeky to yourself so you slapped yourself as punishment.

Contrary to what you may have been brainwashed to believe, *not* using an antivirus isn't necessarily a bad idea *if* you know exactly what you're doing. Most people don't know what they're doing though.

Any policy that forces everyone to use antivirus is a stupid bottom-feeder policy. Ditto with policies that enforce "strong" passwords. I'll leave it up to you to figure out why that is. Think about it carefully.

[NGPulp]

At 6/7/14 01:54 AM, MetalxTongue wrote: How about, don't use an anti-virus.

This guy has officially won the thread.

/sarcasm

[Magical-Zorse]

Stop using norton because it's for old people who don't know how to use a computer.

[Jester]

At 6/6/14 08:48 PM, Elitistinen wrote:

At 6/6/14 12:22 PM, lookatmen0w wrote:
No one wants to Ddos NG you imbecile.

Said the wisest one on NG. You're to dumb so I won't bother explaining it to you.

I think there's an invisible force in the universe that looks for angry people on the internet and causes them to make small and slightly ironic spelling errors for the sake of making them look stupid.

[NGPulp]

At 6/7/14 09:38 AM, Jester wrote: I think there's an invisible force in the universe that looks for angry people on the internet and causes them to make small and slightly ironic spelling errors for the sake of making them look stupid.

Indeed.

[KatMaestro]

At 6/7/14 10:26 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 6/7/14 09:38 AM, Jester wrote: I think there's an invisible force in the universe that looks for angry people on the internet and causes them to make small and slightly ironic spelling errors for the sake of making them look stupid.

Indeed.

Thank you. You win the net.

Come at me again.