List creations that...

[Stereocrisis]

List creations that prove God smokes weed.

(And no, this isn't a debate about the existence of a holy deity. I myself do not believe. Chill out, go to Google, look up images, and post them here if you believe that the thing was created by a stoner Jesus. The kind of life forms that could only have been drawn in God's high school History notebook, and created here on Earth later.)

First thing's first. The creation of marijuana itself is proof enough, so let's think outside the box.

My first submission is a rock with guts. The Pyura Chilensis. Obviously, God was high one day, and said to Himself... Yes, THIS thing. Yes. And he ripped the page out of his stoner doodling notebook, and stuck in on Earth.

[KatMaestro]

It's a tunicate, what the fuck would you expect?

[lookatmen0w]

What comes to mind is the Mimic Octopus.

[Stereocrisis]

At 6/5/14 01:19 PM, Elitistinen wrote: It's a tunicate, what the fuck would you expect?

Is there a problem with you?

This is clearly a joke thread. Not a place for you to come in all serious and give us textbook explanations of said creations. Yes, things have names, purposes, and blah blah blah... Whatever. Not the point.

List a creation that proves God smokes weed.

For my next submission, I give you the Platypus. God was all like, dude, lol, it's a duck beaver, and went on an hour long laughing fit.

[KatMaestro]

At 6/5/14 01:28 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 6/5/14 01:19 PM, Elitistinen wrote: It's a tunicate, what the fuck would you expect?

Is there a problem with you?

Why would you call a tunicate as rock?

[Stereocrisis]

At 6/5/14 01:29 PM, Elitistinen wrote:

At 6/5/14 01:28 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 6/5/14 01:19 PM, Elitistinen wrote: It's a tunicate, what the fuck would you expect?

Is there a problem with you?

Why would you call a tunicate as rock?

Because it has the appearance of a rock with guts. I'm not saying it IS a rock. But even if I was, why are you getting all Nazi about it? Are tunicates an important part of your life or something? Do you feel the need to correct the ignorance and falsities within the tunicate community?

You know, WE know that's not the case. WE know that you're just trying to sound smart. You know what that makes you, right? A douchebag who needs to STFU. Wouldn't you agree? If the tables were turned, and someone was trying to "school" you, wouldn't you agree that this person just needs to STFU once and for all?

Seriously.

[mysteriouslila]

Rain.

Water that falls from the sky... Honestly. WTF.

[SubparTony]

At 6/5/14 01:44 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 6/5/14 01:29 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Why would you call a tunicate as rock?

I'm mad

Why do get angry at and insult people posting in your threads all the time?

[Amaranthus]

At 6/5/14 01:28 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 6/5/14 01:19 PM, Elitistinen wrote: It's a tunicate, what the fuck would you expect?

Is there a problem with you?

This is clearly a joke thread.

No, it's not.

[Monster-64]

Obviously LSD.

[NekoMika]

At 6/5/14 01:24 PM, lookatmen0w wrote: What comes to mind is the Mimic Octopus.

Mimic Octopus is pretty cool.

[melosquaregarden]

broccoli

[EyeLovePoozy]

"Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy. -Benjamin Franklin

That statement is constantly misquoted as the more popular "Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy".

I like the second one better. I wish Ole Benji would have said that instead…

[Clamstuffer]

Duckbilled Platypus

Survey says...

#1 answer

[Sense-Offender]

not so sure weed is God's preferred poison.

fireflies

all those bioluminescent creatures in the deep pitch black sea

termite mounds

glowing phyoplankton in water

aurora borealis

lightning

Dis is God.

[Satan]

At 6/5/14 01:24 PM, lookatmen0w wrote: What comes to mind is the Mimic Octopus.

Holy fucking shit, that's awesome.

Also, humans.

[Skaren]

At 6/5/14 05:21 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: not so sure weed is God's preferred poison.

fireflies

all those bioluminescent creatures in the deep pitch black sea

termite mounds

glowing phyoplankton in water

aurora borealis

lightning

Dis is God.

how big is his pacifier?

[NuclearInfected]

At 6/5/14 03:35 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: That statement is constantly
misquoted as the more popular "Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy".
I like the second one better. I wish Ole Benji would have said that instead…

That's because beer is vastly better than wine.

[Viper]

At 6/5/14 06:03 PM, Maculoon wrote:

At 6/5/14 01:44 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: Because it has the appearance of a rock with guts. I'm not saying it IS a rock. But even if I was, why are you getting all

You're a fucking dolt. You totally did say it was a rock. It's not a rock.

"it has the appearance of a rock with guts."

[Voltage]

you'd have to be hi ass f*** to make meth

you musta been
soooo
hiiiigh

[Sense-Offender]

At 6/6/14 12:46 AM, Voltage wrote: you musta been
soooo
hiiiigh

Now you're weeping shades of cozened indigo
Got lemon juice up in your eye
When you pissed all over my black kettle

[GrizzlyOne]

At 6/5/14 05:21 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: not so sure weed is God's preferred poison.

fireflies

all those bioluminescent creatures in the deep pitch black sea

termite mounds

glowing phyoplankton in water

aurora borealis

lightning

Dis is God.

anything that naturally glows right?

Pulsars;

[GrizzlyOne]

At 6/6/14 01:49 AM, GrizzlyOne wrote:

Pulsars;

Image didn't upload correctly.

[NGPulp]

Obviously God smokes weed, probably does every drug imaginable (plus a lot more we don't know about) because he's above the human condition. He can probably smoke four hundred and twenty blunts within four minutes and twenty seconds.

[CresIsis]

Proof that god is a stoner!!!!1

[Sonic]

At 6/5/14 03:27 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Obviously LSD.

If you even properly functioned your brain, you'd know that LSD is a synthesized man-made drug.

Nice try.

[Pixelwiz]

Excessively negative people. They make everyone ELSE look high.

[Phobotech]

The brain-burrowing Botfly.

[Urban-Champion]

huh, i didn't know rocks had organs inside of them

[NGPulp]

At 6/6/14 06:02 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: huh, i didn't know rocks had organs inside of them

Isn't it amazing?