Just got some

[Clamstuffer]

At Goodwill poppin tags on ly 20 dollars in my pocket. Crazy employee lady greets me out of nowhere talking giberish (which really didn't seem all that weird probably because I just got done watching Simon Says with Crispin Glover). I just kind of talked at her narrrating what I was doing indifferently and she just comes at me and hugs me. Sup now NG? U jelly or super jelly?

[Mismo]

You got hugged!? Luuckay!

[Manly-Chicken]

Now THIS is going on @newgrounds_txt.

[freaksy101]

Nah im not jealous. I hug guys all the time.

[Clamstuffer]

I'm hot today boy. I'm at the library just now and I just tried to ask the librarian to check on one thing. Suddenly there is two of them and they both act like a dog who never gets pet and I have to beat them off with a stick just to get out of the conversation. I mean ladies, ladies, ladies... I am only one man.

[VJF]

At 6/4/14 05:14 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: Sup now NG? U jelly or super jelly?

I'm not jealous, but I heard your hand was.

[lookatmen0w]

Well atleast you're not trying to steal someone else's girl like most similar OP's.

[infamousfear]

>going to goodwill

[Me-Patch]

If there's one thing that I love about being straight it's my constant need to prove it to myself and everyone else by plowing as much hot smeeze as my doctor can't talk me out of. But my boy Clamstuffer is like a freak of nature, he's putting up numbers like a MOS 6502 microprocessor. The rest of us need to get back in the gym, because we're looking like a bunch of beta wimps.

[Ron-Geno]

I, too just got a hug
from a cute girl
after a concert.

Get at me, bro.

[Clamstuffer]

At 6/4/14 11:47 PM, Me-Patch wrote: If there's one thing that I love about being straight it's my constant need to prove it to myself and everyone else by plowing as much hot smeeze as my doctor can't talk me out of. But my boy Clamstuffer is like a freak of nature, he's putting up numbers like a MOS 6502 microprocessor. The rest of us need to get back in the gym, because we're looking like a bunch of beta wimps.

Pretty much. What can I say? That's just how it goes with Clamstuffer and hot, hot smeeze.

[Amaranthus]

At 6/4/14 05:23 PM, freaksy101 wrote: Nah im not jealous. I hug guys all the time.

Are you homosexual or something, you fucking bender?

[freaksy101]

At 6/7/14 04:41 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 6/4/14 05:23 PM, freaksy101 wrote: Nah im not jealous. I hug guys all the time.

Are you homosexual or something, you fucking bender?

very.

[MetalxTongue]

I kissed myself today. I win.