Hey gay and trans dudes or whatever

[Clamstuffer]

Hey no homophobe or whatever just sayin'... and I made a thread that was like all pro gay about that movie thing or whatever remember so don't send the politically correct police after me... I think gays should be allowed to be married and be president and vote and own property and all that so two thumbs up your butt I'm just sayin'.

Basically it is just like—I mean just common courtesy, like saying excuse me or something—like if you're a gay dude on NG and you say something that would be hot if I chick said it, like, "Hey I sucked eleven cocks today!" just include a little disclaimer by starting out that sentence by saying:"I am a dude and..."
or"I am a dude with boobs and..."
cuz otherwise I get all excited, and then confused, and then sad cuz I thought it was a chick saying some totally hot stuff you know?

And also I'm not even saying everybody, if you're clearly a dude from your avatar you're all good because my penis has no expectation. I mean I'm not like fapping. I'm just saying sometimes you read something and you're like "NICE" like on South Park and then you go oh wait a minute...

[WrightOnTarget]

what the fuck are you babbling about

[Scintillating]

Bravo good thred

[Head-Full-Of-Acid]

yes, we've come a long way.

[NeonSpider]

But what if they sucked those cocks for you OP? *For you!*
Also protip. Assume everyone's a dude unless they tell you otherwise.

For example I am a spider and you have to believe me because it's the Internet. Yes, a typing computer-using spider. Quite an advanced species of spider really. All that spiderweb in the corner of your room? Yeah, I put that there. Sorry but I got bored and it needed it.

[momijirabbit]

Oh god.
*Insert Abandon Thread Gif here cuz size limits and crap*

[MrPercie]

Yes, and don't you forget it trans dudes!

[Clamstuffer]

I have no problem with anybody pretending to be a chick, just be good at it and fool me into thinking you are a chick. Then it will still be hot because I won't know any better.

I mean it's not even so much an orientation thing... It's like there needs to be some kind of skill involved for something to be hot. I'm not knocking gays, but to get a girl to suck your dick you know, that requires like some planning, some strategy. You need like maps on the wall with arrows on them and shit. Getting a dude to suck your dick requires clicking the first ad on craigslist.

[WrightOnTarget]

At 6/3/14 05:05 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: I have no problem with anybody pretending to be a chick, just be good at it and fool me into thinking you are a chick. Then it will still be hot because I won't know any better.

I mean it's not even so much an orientation thing... It's like there needs to be some kind of skill involved for something to be hot. I'm not knocking gays, but to get a girl to suck your dick you know, that requires like some planning, some strategy. You need like maps on the wall with arrows on them and shit. Getting a dude to suck your dick requires clicking the first ad on craigslist.

I don't know what it is, but for some reason I just cannot process your posts. Who gives a fuck if someone posts as a guy or a girl? Don't jerk off to peoples' posts, that's creepy. I'm not even gonna get into how it's offensive to call a transwoman a trans dude, I'm just gonna say I don't wanna be getting the impression that you're jerking off to the posts of anyone you think is female

[NekoMika]

I'm trans and I quite clearly don't understand what you're saying to begin with. Are you saying you want gay dudes to pretend to be girls and lesbian girls to pretend to be guys when making sex jokes?

are you on drugs or what?

[koopahermit]

So you want us to tailor our speech so we don't disappoint you.

[Clamstuffer]

At 6/3/14 05:08 PM, protoAuthor wrote: I don't know what it is, but for some reason I just cannot process your posts. Who gives a fuck if someone posts as a guy or a girl? Don't jerk off to peoples' posts, that's creepy. I'm not even gonna get into how it's offensive to call a transwoman a trans dude, I'm just gonna say I don't wanna be getting the impression that you're jerking off to the posts of anyone you think is female

I totally said I wasn't jacking off. Maybe a couple tugs... over my shorts... Maybe. At most. Does that make me a monster? I don't think so. I wouldn't trust any man who could look me in the eye and tell me he didn't.

[NekoMika]

At 6/3/14 05:13 PM, koopahermit wrote: So you want us to tailor our speech so we don't disappoint you.

Well, that would make more sense if it was worded that way. If that's the case, OP can get over it. My sexual orientation is not a form of entertainment.

[WrightOnTarget]

At 6/3/14 05:15 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: I totally said I wasn't jacking off. Maybe a couple tugs... over my shorts... Maybe. At most. Does that make me a monster? I don't think so. I wouldn't trust any man who could look me in the eye and tell me he didn't.

Oh, you're doing a character. Darn, I got had. Well, go ahead with your silly little character, mr. chronic masturbator.

[Urban-Champion]

after reading this there aren't enough palms in the world for my face

[Madjasper1]

I don't see what the big deal is, I've never read anything by a man OR woman saying how much cock they fucked/sucked.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

At 6/3/14 05:20 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: after reading this there aren't enough palms in the world for my face

I'm confused too. I'm not sure if now would be a good time to make a "trans-fats" joke or not

[melosquaregarden]

idk what sucks more this thread or the op

[SubparTony]

Really/ Oh god help us

[lookatmen0w]

So basically what you're saying is you wish more users were girls because you can't get any in real life?

[NGPulp]

After clearing my mind, I still don't understand what's going on here.

[Clamstuffer]

At 6/3/14 07:30 PM, lookatmen0w wrote: So basically what you're saying is you wish more users were girls because you can't get any in real life?

I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

[exudaz]

Look, I don't have anything against blacks...
I'm just saying that slavery wasn't that bad.

You look like an idiot, man.

[AxTekk]

Hahahaha, I definitely second this. We do want to hear your stories and for you to be yourself. We want to go to that place but if we do, please, just please declare all packaged goods.

[Clamstuffer]

At 6/3/14 11:04 PM, exudaz wrote: Look, I don't have anything against blacks...
I'm just saying that slavery wasn't that bad.

You look like an idiot, man.

Right. Yeah, ok. Hey if you're in an elevator and a gay person farts do you take a big whiff and say, "Thank you, sir, that was delicious treat" because you don't want to be homophobic?

[Voltage]

dude id suck a girls dick if shes at least hotter than a guy

oh and image relevant, learn a lesson from it clamstuffer

[HeavenDuff]

At 6/3/14 04:40 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: cuz otherwise I get all excited, and then confused, and then sad cuz I thought it was a chick saying some totally hot stuff you know?

.

[Voltage]

At 6/4/14 01:25 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 6/3/14 04:40 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: cuz otherwise I get all excited, and then confused, and then sad cuz I thought it was a chick saying some totally hot stuff you know?

Jean Luc Picard

Ah the good old Enterprise captain.

[Clamstuffer]

Thank you, Voltage and Heavenduff, that was delicious treat.

[Radaketor]

At 6/4/14 12:36 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: Right. Yeah, ok. Hey if you're in an elevator and a gay person farts do you take a big whiff and say, "Thank you, sir, that was delicious treat" because you don't want to be homophobic?

No, i just slap his butt and give him my phone number.