If you shove food up your butt...

[angrybirds2000]

will you shit out your mouth?

Has anybody ever tried to clarify this hypothesis?

[Gimmick]

omg dumbaaaaaasssssssss
you need to stand on your head first

[NuclearInfected]

You turn into an atheist.

[TehSlapHappy]

We've all seen that episode of South Park.

[717TURD]

From my own personal experience i can safely say...No. Wouldn't recommend it either.

[NGPulp]

Can someone elaborate why people create these types of threads?

[TouchEverything]

At 6/3/14 05:00 AM, NGPulp wrote: Can someone elaborate why people create these types of threads?

They try to be funny and attention whoring.

'Lol, evry bdy look- I r SOOOoooo RANDOM!

Shit like that.

[lookatmen0w]

At 6/3/14 05:00 AM, NGPulp wrote: Can someone elaborate why people create these types of threads?

Most threads are like this and have always been, do you live in a cave?

[NGPulp]

At 6/3/14 06:08 AM, lookatmen0w wrote: Most threads are like this and have always been, do you live in a cave?

I am aware, but what gets into people's heads that just make them spew this shit on NG instead of on Facebook or Twitter or some shit is the question here.

I'm disappointed in NG. Why have we settled to this bullshit and why aren't the mods doing anything to get rid of this shit? Sure it's a tiny problem but you'd expect us to do better than this shit, y'know?

[Piggler]

At 6/3/14 06:31 AM, NGPulp wrote: what gets into people's heads that just make them spew this shit on NG instead of on Facebook or Twitter or some shit is the question here.

Being 15?

Part of why I hate this place is the sheer number of stupid kids trying too hard to be perceived as eccentric or funny.

[Phobotech]

No, but you might cure your hiccups.

Because...because when you stimulate your butthole, you cure your hiccups...

[angrybirds2000]

At 6/3/14 06:46 AM, Phobotech wrote: No, but you might cure your hiccups.

Because...because when you stimulate your butthole, you cure your hiccups...

fascinating

[lookatmen0w]

At 6/3/14 06:31 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 6/3/14 06:08 AM, lookatmen0w wrote: Most threads are like this and have always been, do you live in a cave?

I am aware, but what gets into people's heads that just make them spew this shit on NG instead of on Facebook or Twitter or some shit is the question here.

The internet is all the same me thinks.

[MrPercie]

No, but your ass will smell of chicken and gravy.

[NGPulp]

At 6/3/14 06:38 AM, Piggler wrote: Part of why I hate this place is the sheer number of stupid kids trying too hard to be perceived as eccentric or funny.

Makes sense.
You know, after watching crappy video game parodies all day you'd feel like you wanna do some "comedy", too.

They pull these stunts.

I'm sure there's a rule about the forums somewhere about useless topics like these.
I've noticed Tom hasn't addressed or acknowledged these.

Then again, if Tom gave them the attention they crave, then NG would really turn batshit insane.

[SubparTony]

At 6/3/14 05:18 AM, TouchEverything wrote: They try to be funny and attention whoring.

'Lol, evry bdy look- I r SOOOoooo RANDOM!

Shit like that.
At 6/3/14 06:38 AM, Piggler wrote: Being 15?

Part of why I hate this place is the sheer number of stupid kids trying too hard to be perceived as eccentric or funny.

Ok, so everyone let's be miserable like these guys and any attempt to make a funny will be considered as attention whoring and an awful attempt for random-wannabe tryhards. Dig it kids?

[angrybirds2000]

At 6/3/14 08:35 AM, SubparTony wrote:

At 6/3/14 05:18 AM, TouchEverything wrote: They try to be funny and attention whoring.

'Lol, evry bdy look- I r SOOOoooo RANDOM!

Shit like that.
At 6/3/14 06:38 AM, Piggler wrote: Being 15?

Part of why I hate this place is the sheer number of stupid kids trying too hard to be perceived as eccentric or funny.

Ok, so everyone let's be miserable like these guys and any attempt to make a funny will be considered as attention whoring and an awful attempt for random-wannabe tryhards. Dig it kids?

You forgot to add the part where we need to ponder aimlessly in a false sense of intellectuality in an attempt to arrogantly put ourselves above other people who don't try to be 100% serious like a robot.

[NGPulp]

You know, if anyone in charge of the NG servers, or NG in general got rid of this crap I swear to you that NG would be a much better place and it'd load faster, too.

[Piggler]

At 6/3/14 08:35 AM, SubparTony wrote: Ok, so everyone let's be miserable like these guys and any attempt to make a funny will be considered as attention whoring and an awful attempt for random-wannabe tryhards. Dig it kids?

Don't be so quick to jump the gun. When did I say being funny wasn't allowed?

My point is that these kinds of thoughtless, cringeworthy threads are what I don't care for.
My point was that this thread is effortless, the subject of which was already addressed by a popular TV show.

[NGPulp]

At 6/3/14 09:14 AM, Piggler wrote: My point is that these kinds of thoughtless, cringeworthy threads are what I don't care for.
My point was that this thread is effortless, the subject of which was already addressed by a popular TV show.

It's useless trying to communicate with their kind.
It's like trying to talk a duck out of killing itself.

Okay, that was a bad analogy, but you get the point.

These are hopeless cases.

I just hope things turn out for the better and the Forums start having less useless effortless piles of shit threads. A lot of blame can go to the members, including you and I for giving attention to these, and to the staff, for not putting the idea of useless threads down for some reason.

[SubparTony]

At 6/3/14 09:14 AM, Piggler wrote:

At 6/3/14 08:35 AM, SubparTony wrote: Ok, so everyone let's be miserable like these guys and any attempt to make a funny will be considered as attention whoring and an awful attempt for random-wannabe tryhards. Dig it kids?

Don't be so quick to jump the gun. When did I say being funny wasn't allowed?

My point is that these kinds of thoughtless, cringeworthy threads are what I don't care for.
My point was that this thread is effortless, the subject of which was already addressed by a popular TV show.

Ok, this thread is shit. I also agree on this one. But we get that a lot around here: people at the first chance, try to ruin anything that may offer some space for discussion(not even remotely referring to this thread) just to look edgy and intellectual, as some other guy above me stated. That thing is, I get a lot more annoyed by this kind of serious people than those who don't even try.

That guy above me happens to be the OP too; sorry bro as a thread it sucks

[Piggler]

At 6/3/14 09:25 AM, SubparTony wrote: Ok, this thread is shit. I also agree on this one. But we get that a lot around here: people at the first chance, try to ruin anything that may offer some space for discussion(not even remotely referring to this thread) just to look edgy and intellectual, as some other guy above me stated. That thing is, I get a lot more annoyed by this kind of serious people than those who don't even try.

Yeah, I completely agree. I'm not trying to be a persnickety elitist cunt, but I just couldn't let this one go without being snarky. I'm tired as hell and it just fell a little too below the quality threshold for me, that's it.