Monster Racer Rush
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3.80 / 5.00 4,200 ViewsWhy are 13 year olds getting girlfriends now. I know i had one but i moved on "But virgil im desperate" Being 45 and single is desperate, the clocks tickin for them. Plus dating a person my age is scarier than a tornado cyclone full of razorblades. Plus 45 year olds need pills for thing 13 or 14 year olds do every 15 minuites. When your 13 and have a girlfriend it is crazy like i said. She will always complain that you never spend time with her even though you see her like 50 times at school everyday, looking or talking to another girl is considered "cheating" and once you get to highschool or close to it, you always end up dating some thirsty nerd virgin who becomes the hottest anyway.
Like a boss
At 6/2/14 05:24 PM, MiniV2423 wrote:"Now"? How old are you? 50?A 14 year old that has moved on
You're gonna be drooling at another sack of meat in a few months - people have been "desperate" since the dawn of civilization and if you are truly at a maturity level where you can focus on education, life goals, and life fulfillment before getting googly eyes over a boy/girl for more than a month, either something is wrong with you or you are well beyond your years (in which case, props).
I just decided that I need a signature.
Hey, maybe you'd get one if you weren't whiny. And a brony.
At 6/2/14 05:46 PM, MiniV2423 wrote: Fuck you too
wait, who's that to?
could be anyone!
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I just wanted to leave, you know, my apartment. Maybe meet a nice girl. And now I’ve got to die for it!
At 6/2/14 05:46 PM, MiniV2423 wrote: Fuck you too
I couldn't hear you over the sound of my girlfriend, ya eunuch jelly thou
Meh, i dont need a girlfriend to be happy. Whats the point if there just gonna die in 50 years anyway? im going to be too busy paying bills and working to the point where i wont have anytime to spend with them.Dont you think your acting like a bit of a jackass? Showing off your goochcooch. Besides i dont have a giant ego saying "I have a pretty girlfriend"
Nobody cares!!!
Like a boss
Try not to make a big deal out of it. Who cares if you have a girlfriend? It would be better if you waited until both you and potential girlfriends are more mature before beginning a relationship anyway.
At 6/2/14 06:08 PM, Thor wrote:At 6/2/14 05:46 PM, MiniV2423 wrote: Fuck you tooI couldn't hear you over the sound of my girlfriend, ya eunuch jelly thou
Which one is she?
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At 6/2/14 06:21 PM, MiniV2423 wrote: Whats the point if there just gonna die in 50 years anyway?
You seem certain everyone dies in 50 years, I don't think anyone dates people based on how long they're going to live.
And I guess I kinda maybe see your point, its pretty dumb to date someone just to make yourself feel happy, but rather that you enjoy spending personal time with someone else and can make them feel happy and all the other important stuff.
It probably is confusing seeing people incredibly concerned with getting relationships when you aren't, I know I was never bothered or interested in it but I didn't really complain either.
Death cures a fool