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Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 17:16:32 Reply

Why are 13 year olds getting girlfriends now. I know i had one but i moved on "But virgil im desperate" Being 45 and single is desperate, the clocks tickin for them. Plus dating a person my age is scarier than a tornado cyclone full of razorblades. Plus 45 year olds need pills for thing 13 or 14 year olds do every 15 minuites. When your 13 and have a girlfriend it is crazy like i said. She will always complain that you never spend time with her even though you see her like 50 times at school everyday, looking or talking to another girl is considered "cheating" and once you get to highschool or close to it, you always end up dating some thirsty nerd virgin who becomes the hottest anyway.


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 17:18:57 Reply

this words I don't


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 17:23:02 Reply

At 6/2/14 05:16 PM, MiniV2423 wrote: Why are 13 year olds getting girlfriends now.

"Now"? How old are you? 50?


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 17:24:54 Reply

"Now"? How old are you? 50?

A 14 year old that has moved on


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 17:29:13 Reply

At 6/2/14 05:24 PM, MiniV2423 wrote:
"Now"? How old are you? 50?
A 14 year old that has moved on

You're gonna be drooling at another sack of meat in a few months - people have been "desperate" since the dawn of civilization and if you are truly at a maturity level where you can focus on education, life goals, and life fulfillment before getting googly eyes over a boy/girl for more than a month, either something is wrong with you or you are well beyond your years (in which case, props).


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 17:42:13 Reply

Just chill the fuck out a bit, OP. There's no need to go full spaghetti just because you can't get a girlfriend. If I were you I'd not really bother with relationships until you're about 16, or 17 anyway.

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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 17:44:00 Reply

Hey, maybe you'd get one if you weren't whiny. And a brony.

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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 17:46:25 Reply

Fuck you too


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 17:53:30 Reply

What in the hell?


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 17:56:08 Reply

Just Keep Your Trust In Ponies And Faith Will unfold Exactly As It Should!
And Rememeber, #Yolo!

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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 17:57:15 Reply

Im athiest and i dont "trust ponies" like i used to.


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 18:00:03 Reply

you are going the wrong way now.

The hell do you mean?


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 18:01:46 Reply

At 6/2/14 05:46 PM, MiniV2423 wrote: Fuck you too

wait, who's that to?

could be anyone!


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 18:08:14 Reply

At 6/2/14 05:46 PM, MiniV2423 wrote: Fuck you too

I couldn't hear you over the sound of my girlfriend, ya eunuch jelly thou

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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 18:12:15 Reply

I like how the title doesn't have any indication of what to expect from the thread.


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 18:21:38 Reply

Meh, i dont need a girlfriend to be happy. Whats the point if there just gonna die in 50 years anyway? im going to be too busy paying bills and working to the point where i wont have anytime to spend with them.Dont you think your acting like a bit of a jackass? Showing off your goochcooch. Besides i dont have a giant ego saying "I have a pretty girlfriend"
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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 18:38:45 Reply

Try not to make a big deal out of it. Who cares if you have a girlfriend? It would be better if you waited until both you and potential girlfriends are more mature before beginning a relationship anyway.

At 6/2/14 06:08 PM, Thor wrote:
At 6/2/14 05:46 PM, MiniV2423 wrote: Fuck you too
I couldn't hear you over the sound of my girlfriend, ya eunuch jelly thou

Which one is she?


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 18:40:09 Reply

At 6/2/14 06:21 PM, MiniV2423 wrote: Whats the point if there just gonna die in 50 years anyway?

You seem certain everyone dies in 50 years, I don't think anyone dates people based on how long they're going to live.

And I guess I kinda maybe see your point, its pretty dumb to date someone just to make yourself feel happy, but rather that you enjoy spending personal time with someone else and can make them feel happy and all the other important stuff.

It probably is confusing seeing people incredibly concerned with getting relationships when you aren't, I know I was never bothered or interested in it but I didn't really complain either.


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 18:49:54 Reply

Just turn gay. It's the best choice you will ever make in your dull, dull life.


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 21:44:25 Reply

no, thats stupid


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 21:46:15 Reply

Here's your new girlfriend.

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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 21:47:54 Reply

At 6/2/14 09:44 PM, MiniV2423 wrote: no, thats stupid

No. you're stupid.


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 21:49:32 Reply

Im not like that, thats gross


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 21:50:29 Reply

At 6/2/14 09:49 PM, MiniV2423 wrote: Im not like that, thats gross

Learn to quote people.


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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-02 21:52:00 Reply

At 6/2/14 09:49 PM, MiniV2423 wrote: Im not like that, thats gross

psst. hey

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Response to Why?!?!?! 2014-06-03 02:05:08 Reply

reckon you could hook me up with your dealer?


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