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God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-05-31 13:46:36 Reply

I just flipped over there for a second, and what do I see?

Some women telling a story about the time her family was terrorized by...get this....an evil Gnome.

Is this how low Discovery has sunk with all this paranormal bullshit? Fucking evil Gnomes?

God, Discovery Channel sucks,

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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-05-31 13:50:18 Reply

At 5/31/14 01:46 PM, SithCorduroy wrote: I just flipped over there for a second, and what do I see?

Some women telling a story about the time her family was terrorized by...get this....an evil Gnome.

Is this how low Discovery has sunk with all this paranormal bullshit? Fucking evil Gnomes?

I thought Discovery Channel was about science, not paranormal activity. Who thought about making screwing up Discovery Channel in the first place?


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-05-31 13:55:45 Reply

At 5/31/14 01:50 PM, fieldertiger wrote: I thought Discovery Channel was about science, not paranormal activity. Who thought about making screwing up Discovery Channel in the first place?

Corporate executives who wanted a 5th gold-plated mansion for their 3rd private island.


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-05-31 13:57:21 Reply

Discovery doesn't suck, the people in charge of it these days do

The same goes with history and national geographic


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-05-31 13:59:56 Reply

Perhaps the Gnome was actually the evil Rumpelstiltskin.

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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-05-31 14:03:14 Reply

At 5/31/14 01:55 PM, NuclearInfected wrote:
At 5/31/14 01:50 PM, fieldertiger wrote: I thought Discovery Channel was about science, not paranormal activity. Who thought about making screwing up Discovery Channel in the first place?
Corporate executives who wanted a 5th gold-plated mansion for their 3rd private island.

Or maybe they wanted to make Paranormal Activity as a TV show since there are not that much movies for these obsessed fans that don't care if the franchise dies and then they would turn the franchise into a cash cow.


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-05-31 14:19:57 Reply

hey don't go calling bullshit you ignorant shit
evil gnomes will fuck you up you retarded ignorant ass


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-05-31 14:25:08 Reply

At 5/31/14 02:19 PM, kazumazkan wrote: hey don't go calling bullshit you ignorant shit
evil gnomes will fuck you up you retarded ignorant ass

Whatever.

God, Discovery Channel sucks,

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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-05-31 14:26:42 Reply

At 5/31/14 02:25 PM, SithCorduroy wrote:
At 5/31/14 02:19 PM, kazumazkan wrote: hey don't go calling bullshit you ignorant shit
evil gnomes will fuck you up you retarded ignorant ass
Whatever.

typical close minded fool
them gnomes will get you and it will not be pretty and i hope its the rapes gnomes that get you.
i warned you i fucking warned you...,.


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-05-31 14:29:12 Reply

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God, Discovery Channel sucks,


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-05-31 14:32:08 Reply

At 5/31/14 02:26 PM, kazumazkan wrote:



Whatever.
typical close minded fool
them gnomes will get you and it will not be pretty and i hope its the rapes gnomes that get you.
i warned you i fucking warned you...,.

I ain't scared of no fucking midgets.

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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-05-31 14:37:00 Reply

All of the educational channels went to shit. I remember when the History Channel wasn't about pawn shops, ice road truckers and swamp people.

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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-05-31 14:39:01 Reply

At 5/31/14 02:37 PM, 717TURD wrote: All of the educational channels went to shit. I remember when the History Channel wasn't about pawn shops, ice road truckers and swamp people.

Most of television right now is crap. It is just nothing but forced comedy and facts that people who work for those networks would think that people would watch them but their philosophy is wrong.


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-05-31 14:49:50 Reply

Who knew that the Travelocity gnome was the harbinger of death?

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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-06-01 07:34:02 Reply

Boycott television.

I am dead serious.

Stop watching that shit.


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-06-01 07:40:19 Reply

Right now I like the song about discovery channel better than Discovery Channel and that tells a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k&gl=BE

*sigh*

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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-06-01 08:26:49 Reply

I and thought that the "documentary" of where some dudes captured footage of a mermaid was the lowest discovery channel could sink.

I was dead wrong


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-06-01 08:47:17 Reply

At 5/31/14 02:37 PM, 717TURD wrote: All of the educational channels went to shit. I remember when the History Channel wasn't about pawn shops, ice road truckers and swamp people.

Well before it used to be about World War II and Hitler.
I'd pick the Hitler channel over this garbage any day.

Also, Snake Salvation is fuckin' retarded.

I think they're getting away with stupid shows like this because people are becoming jaded and used to being ill-informed. They know the television is a dying medium so they're going off while middle fingering the smart audience that shunned them for gadgets and computers.

Cosmos though is one of the last bastions. A few gems here and there. though.

I've noticed though, audiences back in the day (around 7 to 10 years ago, even longer) hated some seasons of their favorite TV shows, now, seeing as they've seen how the show could get even worse, they've universally accepted that the season they hated is now the show's golden age. It's as if they never expected things could get even lower. We've hit the bottom of the barrel, folks. It doesn't look too good.


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-06-01 08:51:24 Reply

At 6/1/14 07:34 AM, Phobotech wrote: Boycott television.

I am dead serious.

Stop watching that shit.

Yeah, I could do that. I mean, it's easy to pirate movies and TV shows anyway.
The money doesn't deserve to go to those fuckin' networks.

Although lots of people won't really go on board with this idea.


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-06-01 08:53:47 Reply

At 6/1/14 08:51 AM, NGPulp wrote:
Yeah, I could do that. I mean, it's easy to pirate movies and TV shows anyway.
The money doesn't deserve to go to those fuckin' networks.

Although lots of people won't really go on board with this idea.

With as much as digital television providers have been fucking up, and with as awful and predictable TV programming has become, its a start. We lead by example. Don't support them.


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-06-01 11:15:27 Reply

At 5/31/14 01:50 PM, fieldertiger wrote: I thought Discovery Channel was about science, not paranormal activity. Who thought about making screwing up Discovery Channel in the first place?

Yeah, that's the History Channel's job!


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-06-01 11:23:45 Reply

At 6/1/14 08:53 AM, Phobotech wrote: With as much as digital television providers have been fucking up, and with as awful and predictable TV programming has become, its a start. We lead by example. Don't support them.

People'll call me a hipster for weeks.


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-06-01 11:41:28 Reply

At 6/1/14 08:26 AM, Mismo wrote: I and thought that the "documentary" of where some dudes captured footage of a mermaid was the lowest discovery channel could sink.

I was dead wrong

I thought that documentary was on Animal Planet?


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-06-01 11:59:35 Reply

At 6/1/14 11:41 AM, saltovergray wrote:
At 6/1/14 08:26 AM, Mismo wrote: I and thought that the "documentary" of where some dudes captured footage of a mermaid was the lowest discovery channel could sink.

I was dead wrong
I thought that documentary was on Animal Planet?

Well since I never watch Animal planet I'm pretty sure it was also on Discovery channel. Fucking atrocious no matter though really.


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-06-01 12:34:20 Reply

I haven't watched Discovery Channel in like forever. Last time I watched it, it was about science and the environment. Now it's about paranormal/supernatural?

TV these days...


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-06-01 17:47:11 Reply

At 6/1/14 12:34 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I haven't watched Discovery Channel in like forever. Last time I watched it, it was about science and the environment. Now it's about paranormal/supernatural?

TV these days...

I think the Discovery Channel should be called the Paranormal Channel if they don't have anything that is related to science.


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-06-07 10:09:28 Reply

I was surprised that Cosmos wasn't on something like the Discovery Channel, but Neil deGrasse Tyson is smart enough to distance himself from people who believe in gnomes. If only Seth Macfarlane could show how smart he is by working on that show by making a good movie and not "A Million Ways To Die In The West". BTW, that's considered to be worse than anything Trey Parker and Matt Stone worked on, hee hee.


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-06-07 10:39:45 Reply

At 6/7/14 10:09 AM, Ericho wrote: If only Seth Macfarlane could show how smart he is by working on that show by making a good movie and not "A Million Ways To Die In The West". BTW, that's considered to be worse than anything Trey Parker and Matt Stone worked on, hee hee.

Well, Ted was a good movie.


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-06-07 11:42:33 Reply

At 6/7/14 10:09 AM, Ericho wrote: I was surprised that Cosmos wasn't on something like the Discovery Channel, but Neil deGrasse Tyson is smart enough to distance himself from people who believe in gnomes. If only Seth Macfarlane could show how smart he is by working on that show by making a good movie and not "A Million Ways To Die In The West". BTW, that's considered to be worse than anything Trey Parker and Matt Stone worked on, hee hee.

At least Baseketball was better than A Million Ways To Die In The West. Trey Parker and Matt Stone are better movie people than Seth, in my opinion. Ted was the only good movie that Seth did anyway.


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Response to God, Discovery Channel sucks, 2014-06-07 11:51:11 Reply

At 5/31/14 01:46 PM, SithCorduroy wrote: I just flipped over there for a second, and what do I see?

Some women telling a story about the time her family was terrorized by...get this....an evil Gnome.

Is this how low Discovery has sunk with all this paranormal bullshit? Fucking evil Gnomes?

Yeeesh -.- never happened with me,only science and shit.


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