Way to end water crisis in Africa

[koopahermit]

It is said that everytime you masturbate, Jesus cries. That said, if we all gang together and fap at the same time, Jesus will cry so much that a giant flood of holy tears will hydrate all of Africa and other poor countries. We will save the world! Who's with me?

[Me-Patch]

What? Would you have us all sent to Hell you fool? Africans don't need water. They need Bibles! You think they're thirsty now just imagine how dry your mouth would get from drinking from a lake of fire.

[koopahermit]

At 5/31/14 12:17 AM, Me-Patch wrote: What? Would you have us all sent to Hell you fool? Africans don't need water. They need Bibles! You think they're thirsty now just imagine how dry your mouth would get from drinking from a lake of fire.

I don't care. Demons are hot

[Ron-Geno]

I can masturbate without porn

[koopahermit]

At 5/31/14 12:21 AM, Ron-Geno wrote: I can masturbate without porn

Same. All it takes is a little imagination

And some anal lube

[Me-Patch]

At 5/31/14 12:19 AM, koopahermit wrote: I don't care. Demons are hot

So are angels... but I don't think you're allowed to have sex with them.

[NGPulp]

Well, in the past, the Emperor of Egypt was required to ceremoniously masturbate into the nile to keep the flow going.

Those Egyptians were on to something...

[GrizzlyOne]

That would be exploitation and the Earth would be consumed by fire.

[Phobotech]

We should just cut out the middle man and just ejaculate into their mouths.

...What? Thats some dank protein, you can live off that shit.

[Amaranthus]

Count me in!

[UFO3240]

You know what Thats a horrible idea

[FRAYDO]

At 5/31/14 09:05 AM, UFO3240 wrote: You know what Thats a horrible idea

and we should totally do it!!

FOR THE THIRD WORLD

At 5/31/14 12:19 AM, koopahermit wrote: I don't care. Demons are hot

^^^^^^^^^

[sychocut]

This sounds feasible.

[satanbrain]

Extract water from humans.

[mait192]

But guys lets be real here, we just need to lend/get some money from Bill Gatesto make a companywhat would educate local people and buildhuge water pipes (with a lot support/help from outside) in Africa what haveperfect filtering systems, the locals would get water and also money.
And I'm talking about enormous water ways what would pump water straight from the ocean. Some pipes would end in total random places, creating lakes, most needed in deserted areas. That will make the area moist and in time there will be starting to rain more.

Your masturbating won't get the water to people who need it.

[DM692]

This would only release litres upon litres of salt water, I'm pretty sure it won't work too well.

[scoutthesoldier]

At 5/31/14 12:19 AM, koopahermit wrote: I don't care. Demons are hot

Yeah, hot as fire.

[JRob]

At 5/31/14 12:19 AM, koopahermit wrote:

At 5/31/14 12:17 AM, Me-Patch wrote: What? Would you have us all sent to Hell you fool? Africans don't need water. They need Bibles! You think they're thirsty now just imagine how dry your mouth would get from drinking from a lake of fire.

I don't care. Demons are hot

I agree

[Avery]

At 5/31/14 12:17 AM, Me-Patch wrote: What? Would you have us all sent to Hell you fool? Africans don't need water. They need Bibles! You think they're thirsty now just imagine how dry your mouth would get from drinking from a lake of fire.

Aw. Im gonna burn forever, how sad. :(