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If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:02:21 Reply

Wouldn't males be human 2.0
If we all start off as female and some of us are just born that way as opposed to others who are born different wouldn't the ones born with something extra be mark 2?


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:05:04 Reply

At 5/30/14 11:02 PM, FaisalOrb wrote: Wouldn't males be human 2.0
If we all start off as female and some of us are just born that way as opposed to others who are born different wouldn't the ones born with something extra be mark 2?

Humans are not all born as females. You can generally tell the baby's gender around 5 months of pregnancy. Dear lord... Did you just sleep through biology classes or?


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:07:55 Reply

Men aren't "extra". Men only exist as an evolutionary strategy to increase genetic variety within a population. Think about that the next time your try and spread some patriarchal propaganda.

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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:09:03 Reply

Where do babies even come from anyway.


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:09:42 Reply

I was born as a male.


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:10:26 Reply

At 5/30/14 11:05 PM, mysteriouslila wrote:
At 5/30/14 11:02 PM, FaisalOrb wrote: Wouldn't males be human 2.0
If we all start off as female and some of us are just born that way as opposed to others who are born different wouldn't the ones born with something extra be mark 2?
Humans are not all born as females. You can generally tell the baby's gender around 5 months of pregnancy. Dear lord... Did you just sleep through biology classes or?

I didn't mean born as female I mean the fetus develops as female and later on becomes male or stays on the same track if it's female
Also literally yes I have slept multiple times my teacher didn't give a fuck he was broken but that's irrelevant focus on the point dnt b an anus


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:13:11 Reply

Men only exist as an evolutionary strategy to increase genetic variety within a population.

wow sexist


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:14:36 Reply

Would explain why I don't fit in as a male and prefer to be a lady.


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:16:23 Reply

At 5/30/14 11:03 PM, Vnzi wrote: Not really, we all are equal gender-wise.

Equality is a social construct.

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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:20:46 Reply

At 5/30/14 11:10 PM, FaisalOrb wrote: Things

TOO BAD IT HAD TO BE THE TITLE OF UR THREAD.

Also, I don't get it. How is a genetic mutation related to superiority? There are shitloads of genetic mutations going on for everybody during pregnancy. Why specifically focus on gender? And why assume mutation = superiority?


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:22:45 Reply

Yes everyone is born female then about half of them grow huge penises and their vaginas close up and are replaced with balls at around 3 years old. That is exactly what happens. Gold star for you!

Next week we'll learn in religious Bible science how Jesus rode dinosaurs and Moses was fluent in both snake and frog.

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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:26:08 Reply

At 5/30/14 11:20 PM, mysteriouslila wrote:
At 5/30/14 11:10 PM, FaisalOrb wrote: Things
TOO BAD IT HAD TO BE THE TITLE OF UR THREAD.

right?
I wrote the thread while also watching Regular Show I'm only human (2.0)


Also, I don't get it. How is a genetic mutation related to superiority? There are shitloads of genetic mutations going on for everybody during pregnancy. Why specifically focus on gender? And why assume mutation = superiority?

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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:27:49 Reply

At 5/30/14 11:26 PM, FaisalOrb wrote: No see
If you invented poptarts
And they were all plain
Then you made a flavored poptart
Wouldn't the flavored poptart be poptart 2.0

Because humans are poptarts.


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:34:24 Reply

At 5/30/14 11:26 PM, FaisalOrb wrote:

No see
If you invented poptarts
And they were all plain
Then you made a flavored poptart
Wouldn't the flavored poptart be poptart 2.0

Except genetics isn't a recipe some cook came up with. And even then, your point is weak... Cheeseburger isn't a better hamburger, it's just a different dish. When the thing you add completely changes the nature of your dessert, it's not a better dessert. It's just a different dessert.


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:44:14 Reply

At 5/30/14 11:13 PM, FaisalOrb wrote:
Men only exist as an evolutionary strategy to increase genetic variety within a population.
wow sexist

It's not sexist. Men are actually pretty beneficial. The genetic variety through asexual reproduction alone isn't fast enough to produce the amount of biodiversity we see today. With that said, despite men being very beneficial, we aren't necessary. Many asexual populations still thrive today.


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:56:07 Reply

Its so funny. In the Bible they say God created Man. then later he created Eve from Adams rib. When in reality proven by science, women come first and men come from them.


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-30 23:58:29 Reply

At 5/30/14 11:56 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Its so funny. In the Bible they say God created Man. then later he created Eve from Adams rib. When in reality proven by science, women come first and men come from them.

I always love how science owns religions.


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-31 00:04:44 Reply

You heard it here, folks. Every human is born as a female. We have been lied to for millions of years.


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-31 00:06:26 Reply

At 5/30/14 11:58 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 5/30/14 11:56 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Its so funny. In the Bible they say God created Man. then later he created Eve from Adams rib. When in reality proven by science, women come first and men come from them.
I always love how science owns religions.

What are you talking about? Talking snakes. Rib women. Members of every single species of animal on the entire earth all fitting into a boat for a bit over a month. Wooden staves turning into snakes and back again. Some lady being turned into salt for looking backwards at an inopportune moment. Sounds "scientific" to me. *wink wink* rofl

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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-31 00:38:09 Reply

At 5/30/14 11:44 PM, koopahermit wrote:
At 5/30/14 11:13 PM, FaisalOrb wrote:
Men only exist as an evolutionary strategy to increase genetic variety within a population.
wow sexist
It's not sexist. Men are actually pretty beneficial. The genetic variety through asexual reproduction alone isn't fast enough to produce the amount of biodiversity we see today. With that said, despite men being very beneficial, we aren't necessary. Many asexual populations still thrive today.

An asexual being is neither male nor female it is irrational to assume that an asexual being would resemble a female rather than a male
Also if females could magically create semen and inseminate themselves the human race would die out because there are no dudes to get shit done amirite
No but seriously all of mankind's strides were by men I fear to imagine what a world with only women would look like.
We'd probably all still be in the jungle in little villages living with nature and dying out like the dinosaurs loads at a time instead of measuring dick sizes, abusing and exploiting nature to the fullest, and shitting on everything that is not us.


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-31 00:43:25 Reply

At 5/31/14 12:38 AM, FaisalOrb wrote:
At 5/30/14 11:44 PM, koopahermit wrote: It's not sexist. Men are actually pretty beneficial. The genetic variety through asexual reproduction alone isn't fast enough to produce the amount of biodiversity we see today. With that said, despite men being very beneficial, we aren't necessary. Many asexual populations still thrive today.
Says I'm sexist but ends up writing something a million times more sexist. Goddamn MRAs

Lol have you seen asexual lizards? They have vaginas. Females have vaginas. This isn't kindergarten.


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-31 00:52:50 Reply

You couldn't be more sexist even if you tried.

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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-31 00:58:55 Reply

Boys are better than girls nah nah nuh nah nah


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-31 00:59:30 Reply

At 5/31/14 12:55 AM, Vnzi wrote:
At 5/31/14 12:52 AM, FaisalOrb wrote: Wanna bet?
Nah, betting over the internet is stupid.

Just like every woman is stupid relative to every man ,w,
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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-31 00:59:38 Reply

At 5/31/14 12:58 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: Boys are better than girls nah nah nuh nah nah

Nuh uh.

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Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-31 01:06:03 Reply

At 5/30/14 11:02 PM, FaisalOrb wrote: Wouldn't males be human 2.0
If we all start off as female and some of us are just born that way as opposed to others who are born different wouldn't the ones born with something extra be mark 2?

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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-31 01:41:44 Reply

Well,we have gays and manly women. ._. they make me sick


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-31 02:24:16 Reply

If every human is born as female the whole human race would cease to exist.


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-31 02:39:03 Reply

every human is born as a human

gender in the beginning of an existence is most likely an asexual phenomenon, ironically caused by a sexual circumstance


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Response to If every human is born as female 2014-05-31 03:19:31 Reply

At 5/31/14 12:38 AM, FaisalOrb wrote: We'd probably all still be in the jungle in little villages living with nature and dying out like the dinosaurs loads at a time instead of measuring dick sizes, abusing and exploiting nature to the fullest, and shitting on everything that is not us.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay we're superior!