Ever gone retard?

[FiendMachine]

Have you ever acted like a retard and then realized it later?
Maybe 2 or 5 years later?

[kazumazkan]

yes

[Painbringer]

I did many retarded things in my grade school days.

[kazumazkan]

At 5/29/14 11:53 PM, Painbringer wrote: I did many retarded things in my grade school days.

care to share.

[Me-Patch]

At 5/29/14 11:53 PM, Painbringer wrote: I did many retarded things in my grade school days.

Oh dude, once in grade school we were in the computer lab and I guess I was bored or something and I took my pencil and colored all the keys on the keyboard with it. Then later they made me go back and were like "Why the fuck did you do this? Did you think we wouldn't know it was you? Clean it up!" So I did. I have no idea why I did that.

[Voltage]

that's already my shtick so yes 100% of the time

[Painbringer]

At 5/29/14 11:56 PM, kazumazkan wrote: care to share.

Well, back in kindergarten a classmate spilled a bottle of clear glue all over his paper.

Not knowing what to do, I broke open my glue bottle and did the same.

[kazumazkan]

At 5/30/14 12:06 AM, Painbringer wrote:

At 5/29/14 11:56 PM, kazumazkan wrote: care to share.

Well, back in kindergarten a classmate spilled a bottle of clear glue all over his paper.

Not knowing what to do, I broke open my glue bottle and did the same.

i could say i did similar things.
also i remember in the 4th or 5th grade a friend told to say the word ni--er to sound "cool" my friend is black little did i know that the word was racist imagine some kid running around a park saying that word repeatedly like some maniac.
i also forgot to mention that this happened on a field trip.

[AxTekk]

Definitely. I'm a little bit psychotic and when I was young (like from age 6 until I was about 10) I believed passionately that I had psychic powers. I would act in line with this genuine belief, waging a subtle war against the evil Mr Head, focusing on blocking out the effects of his evil psychic jamming signals on my friends in lessons rather than complete tedious and no-doubt malevolent long division problems. I'm also a little bit depressive, and from age 14 - 17 I had a pretty stupid self harm situation which is probably the other main set of retard in my past.

Also, I used to be such a shitposter on the BBS back in '07-09 lol, used to be called AKACCMIOF if anyone remembers. I needed to grow personally.

At 5/30/14 12:06 AM, Painbringer wrote: Well, back in kindergarten a classmate spilled a bottle of clear glue all over his paper.

Not knowing what to do, I broke open my glue bottle and did the same.

Brilliant. That's actually fucking brilliant. I laughed a very happy laugh.

[SubliminalVirus]

Yup, plenty of times... Crashed my bike into the same goddamn tree 5-6 when I was younger... Still have scars... One day I'll burn that tree down... Another time I had a rubber snake that I think I got for christmas, whipped that tree with it, the snake bounces back and hit me in the face leaving a nasty cut... Hmmm... Fell down the stairs over and over, cut the brakes off my sisters bike, my parents found out and as a punishment they took my Metallica concert tickets away... I could go on and on about doing stupid stuff, but I'll stop embarrassing myself.

[hoorayjay]

I willingly, thinking I could stop it, stepped on a metal rake and it flipped up and whacked me on the head like in cartoons

[Phobotech]

I do it more often than I like to admit, and I'm going to fucking do something about it.

[Captain-Slugworth]

I got some kid to take a shit in a park for one of my cookies

it was odd, but I gave him the cookie in the end

[SansNumbers]

If you haven't, then you've never had fun.

[ManDeep]

No, Cool Guys Don't look At Explosions.

[Monster-64]

When I first learned about the "F word" and on how to properly use it in a sentence, I told my grade teacher to, quote "Go fuck yourself."

[null556]

One time I was at a friend's house playing some video games in his room, and his mom made us mac & cheese. My friend left the room at some point, and I still had a full plate that I wasn't going to finish. I opened one of his dresser drawers and dumped the mac in. I went home after a while and forgot about it, until I got an angry call from my friend the next morning. No regrets.

[Monster-64]

At 5/30/14 11:24 AM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 5/30/14 11:20 AM, Monster-64 wrote: When I first learned about the "F word" and on how to properly use it in a sentence, I told my grade teacher to, quote "Go fuck yourself."

You're my hero, man.

Believe it or not, that's not it.
The same kids that taught me what the F-word was, a week later taught me the word "Rape", and dared me to go tell this girl "I will rape you."
I did, she screamed, and bam, suspension.

[argile]

I'm completely oblivious to it.

[Conal]

I used to come home from school and feel bad about what a tit I was and how everyone must think of me.

[Jojo]

At 5/29/14 11:53 PM, Painbringer wrote: I did many retarded things in my grade school days.

When I was in ~3rd grade we had a project where we had to cut out pictures of foods from all the food groups from magazines and glue them onto a paper plate. So I cut out an ad for cigarettes and glued them on my plate. I got into trouble for it (of course) and had to take it off.

Then my friend cut out a picture of a single cigarette and glued it to his pencil and put it to his mouth like he was smoking. Of course He didn't get into trouble, because the teacher had some vendetta against Me.

[somespammer224]

Once when I was 12, my best friend at the time dared me to stick my dick in a toaster soft, then try to pull it out while having an erection, long story short; I almost lost my penis that day. It took the doctor 45 minutes to saw the toaster open.

I still remember the screams.

[UFO3240]

At 5/29/14 11:44 PM, FiendMachine wrote: Have you ever acted like a retard and then realized it later?
Maybe 2 or 5 years later?

You made this post so you should know

[DigitalStrip]

One time I put a skittle in my nose and shot it out in Class and there was snot everywhere

[Captain-Slugworth]

I also remember going full retard in the beginning of my ICT GCSE class back in year 10

dear god

basically the lesson was on 'Programming in Python' and so being as the bloody numskull I was I decided to start off the program with basic HTML like the whole <!DOCTYPE HTML> <head> <body> sorta thing.

teach made me look like a bigger penis than I already was at the time and uh yeah.

I went full retard..
I mean seriously HTML in Python? what the bloody hell was that all about?

[Greasegoat]

At 5/30/14 11:20 AM, Monster-64 wrote: When I first learned about the "F word" and on how to properly use it in a sentence, I told my grade teacher to, quote "Go fuck yourself."

Aw, noice man.

[Greasegoat]

I tripped over a microwave.

[Captain-Slugworth]

At 5/30/14 09:55 PM, Theshortsoflife wrote: I tripped over a microwave.

how the bloody hell did that happen ?

[Greasegoat]

At 5/30/14 09:56 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:

At 5/30/14 09:55 PM, Theshortsoflife wrote: I tripped over a microwave.

how the bloody hell did that happen ?

I don't know. It was a huge ass microwave. I saw it right in front of me, so, as any idiot would do, they would keep on going forward.

[abbuw]

All day, every day.