Perfumed bags

[NeonSpider]

You purchase some items at a store and when you do the checkout person puts them in bags. You get home and whatever you bought reeks of perfume. Don't you hate that?

I'm not sure if someone decides, hey, it'd be a good idea to perfume the bags or if it's just a case of a checkout person wearing way too much. Thanks for deciding for me what my items I bought with my own money should smell like. I always wanted my personal belongings to smell like unattractive-office-worker-who-wears-too-much-crappy-perfume, so thanks for that!

Also why, *why* is it that without fail the very least attractive people wear the very worst smelling perfumes, and attractive people, if they wear any at all, tend to have good taste? And no, it's not a case of the perfume making the person attractive/unattractive.

It's like ugly people universally have a bad sense of smell. You can smell the ugly before you see the ugly.

[Sensationalism]

I've never had the bag thing happen.
A few smell decent but I generally avoid all perfumes because they make me sneeze like crazy.

[Urban-Champion]

I'd prefer that over b.o.'ed shopping bags anyday

and if she's pretty you can save the bag for future sniffings

[Little-Kinky]

I prefer that spell over the putrid chemical-y smell that usually accompanies stuff like that.

[Sensationalism]

Although when I order things from Gypsy Rose they smell of Patchouli and I sniff and sniff until the scent is gone and then I get sad that I can't smell it anymore.

[D-Nightmare]

My bags weren't perfumed when I walked out of a store called "Earth Lore", but the Mexican wool hoodie that I bought from there smelled of patchouli for nearly a year after that, even after being put through the washer many times over.