Out of all 7.163 BILLION people on this planet, who should represent us if all the other animals in the world had some sort of meeting, or if aliens were to visit us? Who would be able to show off what humanity is capable of and not a waste of space?
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A newborn, because of this famous quote by fellow conceited dumbass Jaden Smith: "If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth."
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At 5/18/14 05:13 PM, darkjam wrote: Out of all 7.163 BILLION people on this planet, who should represent us if all the other animals in the world had some sort of meeting, or if aliens were to visit us? Who would be able to show off what humanity is capable of and not a waste of space?
A very good chef. If aliens remain unimpressed by creatures that can actually feed with art and produce, select and prepare the finest food, well they can go fuck themselves.
Bill Cosby is the only human who could accurately convey our interests to other higher-level species.
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At 5/18/14 08:36 PM, ChillyMcHotpants wrote: Fucking duh! Oprah. who else?
Ellen Degeneres
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At 5/18/14 08:37 PM, Kwing wrote:At 5/18/14 08:36 PM, ChillyMcHotpants wrote: Fucking duh! Oprah. who else?Ellen Degeneres
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At 5/18/14 08:40 PM, Vnzi wrote:At 5/18/14 08:38 PM, ChillyMcHotpants wrote:I find it funny to know some people still don't consider Ellen to be a wonderful person and much better than Oprah in every way. Seriously just submit to the Ellen invasion.At 5/18/14 08:37 PM, Kwing wrote: Ellen DegeneresVILE BLASPHEMER!
NEVER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! HER DANCING SUCKS!
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We should just send some random drunk. The aliens would be like "These things can barely walk. How could we ever make productive slaves out of them?"
At 5/18/14 08:42 PM, Me-Patch wrote: We should just send some random drunk. The aliens would be like "These things can barely walk. How could we ever make productive slaves out of them?"
if they were a species advanced enough to figure out a way to travel faster than the speed of light to get to our planet wouldn't they also be able to devise a way to get their grunt labor done without alien slaves?
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At 5/18/14 08:41 PM, ChillyMcHotpants wrote: NEVER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! HER DANCING SUCKS!
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I would say Stephen Fry, a mixture of intelligence, care for others, acceptance of personal flaws and nice to everyone, always seeing and hoping for the best in the world.
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At 5/18/14 08:44 PM, ChillyMcHotpants wrote: if they were a species advanced enough to figure out a way to travel faster than the speed of light to get to our planet wouldn't they also be able to devise a way to get their grunt labor done without alien slaves?
Yeah, you're right. They'd probably either observe and study us from a distance, or exterminate us as one would an infestation of insects. But I was trying to make a haha earlier, so grant me some leeway.
At 5/18/14 08:45 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: I would say Stephen Fry, a mixture of intelligence, care for others, acceptance of personal flaws and nice to everyone, always seeing and hoping for the best in the world.
I like the idea of Stephen Fry because he's one of the only people I know of who has all those traits and is both good at public speaking and honest to the point of being candid.
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At 5/18/14 09:27 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:At 5/18/14 09:27 PM, Jester wrote: George W. Bush is the epitome of human progress.Have you been offered a stand-up contract yet?
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At 5/18/14 09:21 PM, AxTekk wrote:At 5/18/14 08:45 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: I would say Stephen Fry, a mixture of intelligence, care for others, acceptance of personal flaws and nice to everyone, always seeing and hoping for the best in the world.I like the idea of Stephen Fry because he's one of the only people I know of who has all those traits and is both good at public speaking and honest to the point of being candid.
So we're in agreement that he would be better for this than Ricky "yeah I'm smart but I'm mean about it" Gervase. You know if we wanted to represent the common man you could do worse than Karl Pilkington. I like talking about funny English people.
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At 5/18/14 08:31 PM, Vnzi wrote:
:John Cena
Yeah, everybody wants a steroid jacked fake wrestler who represents Fruit Pebbles to represent humanity.
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Why, Glorious Leader of Best Korea, of course! Was it even a doubt?
At 5/18/14 05:22 PM, SansNumbers wrote: A newborn, because of this famous quote by fellow conceited dumbass Jaden Smith: "If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth."
Then the aliens would reply, "seriously? Why send a newborn to speak with us? Well I guess we can take our foreign technology elsewhere since this planet is so impolite and arrogant."
Tom B. Crangelin, whoever the fuck that guy is.
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At 5/18/14 05:13 PM, darkjam wrote: Out of all 7.163 BILLION people on this planet, who should represent us if all the other animals in the world had some sort of meeting, or if aliens were to visit us? Who would be able to show off what humanity is capable of and not a waste of space?
We should have a consortium of representatives including Axel Honneth, plus the guitar of the band Boris and who's named Wata, plus the British movie director Danny Boyle and the guy who plays Chewbacca.
At 5/19/14 02:00 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Why, Glorious Leader of Best Korea, of course! Was it even a doubt?
I think I should get the job I have danker weed and can down a beer bong in under 5 seconds, if it's aliens, they'll love me.
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The President of the United States would most likely call first dibs unfortunately :(
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