What If Tumblr Took Over The World?

[exudaz]

What would it be like if all the fat acceptance warriors, Social Justice Warriors, feminists, etc from tumblr took over the world?

That would be a nightmare scenario.

[SansNumbers]

Die cis scum.

[fieldertiger]

If that happened, we will have tons of posts that look like tweets. Except for the fact that it won't have any hashtags.

[SansNumbers]

At 5/17/14 11:02 PM, fieldertiger wrote: If that happened, we will have tons of posts that look like tweets. Except for the fact that it won't have any hashtags.

Tumblr has hashtags and there is a community of crazies that use them for passive aggressive rants in the style of stream of consciousness poetry.

[NekoMika]

Really depends, if the idiots (the ones that blindly believe crap or make up crap) that roam the site took over the world, everyone would lose a drastic amount of brain cells.

[Natick]

what a unique and original thread

[Makakaov]

At 5/17/14 10:55 PM, exudaz wrote: What would it be like if all the fat acceptance warriors, Social Justice Warriors, feminists, etc from tumblr took over the world?

That would be a nightmare scenario.

Babylon can't be eternal. Their empire would very soon collapse along with huge ammounts of technology getting lost, and we'd go back to times, where you could be sentenced to death for verbal "depravation" of youth, like Socrates did. Then we'd just need hundereds of miles of rope to make rope day to this cancer scum.

[Ron-Geno]

At 5/17/14 10:55 PM, exudaz wrote: What would it be like if all the fat acceptance warriors, Social Justice Warriors, feminists, etc from tumblr took over the world?

The only thing that would change
would be the requirement to show dickfaces like you some attention
or face a $20 fine.

[Bit]

There would be mandatory privilege checkpoints along all major highways and at the entrances of all governments buildings.

[Powerage]

At 5/17/14 11:13 PM, Natick wrote: what a unique and original thread

yeah no kidding.

sure, the SJW's can take it too far, but i swear to god the people whining about SJW's are getting really fucking annoying with their whining.

[exudaz]

At 5/17/14 11:13 PM, Natick wrote: what a unique and original thread

If there's a thread you don't like, the best course of action is to post that you don't like that thread, so that shit will linger for a longer amount of time.

This kind of a paradox.

[Natick]

At 5/17/14 11:30 PM, Powerage wrote: yeah no kidding.

sure, the SJW's can take it too far, but i swear to god the people whining about SJW's are getting really fucking annoying with their whining.

you read my thoughts, but i guess it's the new thing that's popular to hate

At 5/17/14 11:37 PM, exudaz wrote: If there's a thread you don't like, the best course of action is to post that you don't like that thread, so that shit will linger for a longer amount of time.

This kind of a paradox.

the exact same thing could be said for the sjw crowd that you and half of this forum can't seem to stop complaining about

[Powerage]

At 5/17/14 11:37 PM, Vnzi wrote: It sometimes gets worse than the MRA part of reddit sometimes, like if I even utter the word "feminist" I'll get prosecuted.

oh it gets worse. in some cases, saying something even mildly progressive will get them screeching. the OP of this thread (and some other guy) pulled this shit in another thread. as this, this and this post demonstrates, it's perfectly fine to say stupid stuff that completely contradicts reality as long as it's "sticking it to the evil SJW's." plus, you also get to whine about how persecuted you are for people telling you that you're wrong.

just saying, if anyone is going to argue with the SJW's that take things way too far (and they do exist), they'd do fine sticking with objective, observable reality. pointless hyperbole isn't necessary. and no, despite what some may have you believe, being more liberal than Francisco Franco on anything does not make anyone one of those evil SJW's,

[exudaz]

At 5/18/14 12:15 AM, Natick wrote:

At 5/17/14 11:37 PM, exudaz wrote: If there's a thread you don't like, the best course of action is to post that you don't like that thread, so that shit will linger for a longer amount of time.

This kind of a paradox.

the exact same thing could be said for the sjw crowd that you and half of this forum can't seem to stop complaining about

If you don't like that we're all complaining about it, you can just leave the forum, no one's keeping you here against your will.

[Natick]

At 5/18/14 12:27 AM, exudaz wrote: If you don't like that we're all complaining about it, you can just leave the forum, no one's keeping you here against your will.

not even the point i was getting at

[CiviLies]

At 5/17/14 10:55 PM, exudaz wrote: What would it be like if all the fat acceptance warriors, Social Justice Warriors, feminists, etc from tumblr took over the world?

I don't know why tumblr is so heavily associated with these types of people. I honestly don't. I had a tumblr account once and it wasn't that bad. Made the occasional post, usually just reblogged something I thought was cool. I, myself, never actually came across any blogs like these. Are there that many of them on Tumblr? I mean, really, are there? Or is it being blown out of proportion by people like OP (no offense or disrespect meant against OP) always drawing attention back to them?

[ragnkinson]

At 5/17/14 11:06 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Really depends, if the idiots (the ones that blindly believe crap or make up crap) that roam the site took over the world, everyone would lose a drastic amount of brain cells.

That'd actually make everyone braindead

[ManDeep]

I try to avoid the Tumblr community any way i can, it's just so fucking gay, and not the man-on-man kind of gay either. The bad kind.

[MrPercie]

At 5/18/14 07:41 AM, ManDeep wrote: I try to avoid the Tumblr community any way i can, it's just so fucking gay, and not the man-on-man kind of gay either. The bad kind.

I thought you liked the bad kind of gay.

[Radaketor]

At 5/18/14 12:30 AM, Vnzi wrote:

At 5/18/14 12:27 AM, exudaz wrote: If you don't like that we're all complaining about it, you can just leave the forum, no one's keeping you here against your will.

It's hilarious that you think that since he hates the way you act, he should leave just so you can stay here and continue to bitch and moan without interruption.

I think he just meant that if you don't like the topics don't post in them and let them die out.

[SansNumbers]

At 5/17/14 11:37 PM, Vnzi wrote: It sometimes gets worse than the MRA part of reddit sometimes, like if I even utter the word "feminist" I'll get prosecuted.

That's where it gets really stupid. I only make fun of SJW slacktivism because they're more or less what PETA is to vegetarians except they're lazy too. People who get all up in arms about feminism either don't know what words mean or just prefer to wallow in their own discriminatory ignorance.

[Dr-Worm]

At 5/17/14 10:55 PM, exudaz wrote: What would it be like if all the fat acceptance warriors, Social Justice Warriors, feminists, etc from tumblr took over the world?

*Ooone of these things is not like the others*...

Srsly tho, it is super depressing to watch "feminism" curdle into a dirty word around here. I thought we were supposed to be better than fucking Reddit.

[TheMaster]

1984, but maybe a bit more colourful.

Professional victims screaming about oppression when they're always the ones trying to dictate what others can and cannot do or say do my fucking head in.

Actually, thinking on, you ever see the 1988 Doctor Who serial "The Happiness Patrol"? Aye, that, but possibly without the giant Bertie Bassett.

[Satan]

I think I would kill myself.

[poopmcfarts]

This is all I would say if that happened: