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I read a Marvel comic once where Godzilla got shrunk down to human size and Dum Dum Dugan knocked him the fuck out.

That happened.

I was alright with making Godzilla the protagonist, even if they laid that on really thick and for unclear reasons...its like, "We discovered it half a century ago, we tried killing it in Bikini Atoll, when that didn't work we formed a company and now a fleet of warships just kinda follow him around I guess."

We'll position special forces on the rooftop to needlessly fire at him...that was a waste of time, so when a couple of Halo drop soldiers sent in to extract the bomb land on scattered rooftops, "We'll have snipers in position."

Wh-...Why? What fucking good is that going to do?

Godzilla looked great, and I feel jipped that we didn't get to see him fight more. All of this buildup for a throw-down, and it cuts away and we have to look at a distant TV footage of shit going down, and it was just....just underwhelming. The fights are so sparse, and it was the whole payoff to distract me from these characters that I don't care about.

Watched the movie tonight with some friends.

SPOILERS

I was pissed that Bryan Cranston didn't make it through much of the movie. I loved his character and thought he was way more interesting than his bland son. Also, I agree that cutting away from the fights was pretty lame, but you can't deny that the final battle was pretty intense, even if I had forgotten how he killed the first monster 30 seconds after it happened. I'm curious if they'll do a sequel within this universe...I was expecting a teaser after the credits, but I didn't get anything. Bummer.

SO....PRETTY MUCH A GOODZILLA MOVIE AMIRITE? LOL!

just saw it today! loved it!

At 5/16/14 07:35 PM, imaTouko-chan wrote: Espicially using his signature "Atomic Breath."
Why wouldn't Godzilla just end the fight quicker if he used his "Atomic breath" earlier during the battle?

seriously! i was waiting for it, and waiting, and FINALLY he used it!

At 5/16/14 09:29 PM, Jester wrote: Looks hilarious, excited to see it.

i chuckled at the deaths. japanese men running around getting swatted like flies, some getting stomped on, jets crashing down in a blaze, one squad of troops got devoured.

you would say they were not supposed to be funny but i laughed!

At 5/19/14 05:14 AM, Phobotech wrote: We'll position special forces on the rooftop to needlessly fire at him...that was a waste of time, so when a couple of Halo drop soldiers sent in to extract the bomb land on scattered rooftops, "We'll have snipers in position."

Wh-...Why? What fucking good is that going to do?

exactly my thoughts. military measures were just not cutting it, though they insisted on doing what they could. insignificant as they were, surely did not stop them from trying.

At 5/21/14 01:53 AM, ZJ wrote: I was pissed that Bryan Cranston didn't make it through much of the movie. I loved his character and thought he was way more interesting than his bland son.

i know! i was actually shocked when he died. he was the man who knew everything that was going on, he discovered the truth, he was right the whole time, and then Walter White up and dies!

i really felt bad when in the beginning he was forced to close the door on his wife and the team. like i would have been better had they not reached the door and you knew they died, but seeing that Cranston had locked it and the team finally reaching the door, the men desperately banging on the door and then saying goodbye to his wife; i was hurt.

SO....PRETTY MUCH A GOODZILLA MOVIE AMIRITE? LOL!

I DON'T EVEN

I saw it a few days ago.

There was too much talking, not enough Godzilla. It was worth it to see Godzilla fucking FIRE HIS GODDAMN LASER INTO THE HEAD OF THE LAST MONSTER AND BLOW IT THE FUCK UP. OMG, I was laughing so hard in the theater, people were looking at me like I was the biggest asshole they've ever met >_>

But really, I can't tell if the monsters were weird versions of Mothra or what. What the fuck were they?