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Double Standards 2014-05-14 17:48:09 Reply

How come when a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a guy orders a 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 Pro latex blowup doll with 6 speed pulsating, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert?


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 17:50:14 Reply

At 5/14/14 05:48 PM, koopahermit wrote: How come when a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a guy orders a 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 Pro latex blowup doll with 6 speed pulsating, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert?

I think it's the surround sound that pushes it a bit far. You should only have your fuckdoll scream in monoaural. Or MONORAL.

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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 17:55:58 Reply

At 5/14/14 05:48 PM, koopahermit wrote: when a guy orders a 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 Pro latex blowup doll with 6 speed pulsating, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert?

Mine has not been delivered yet. Dude, do you have the same problem?


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 18:39:13 Reply

If a man is driving a car he is seen as normal
if a woman is driving a car she is seen as a fucking witch


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 19:13:10 Reply

It's becuase women are fucking stupid and they get to do stupid shit only whem men stop carying about them. Double standards are your fault.

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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 19:19:52 Reply

Women know that they can only be satisfied by big black dick but they also know that La Noir is a filthy mongrel and do not want his hepatitis

It's tragic so let them have their vibrators

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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 19:21:43 Reply

At 5/14/14 07:14 PM, Vnzi wrote:
At 5/14/14 07:13 PM, Makakaov wrote: It's becuase women are fucking stupid and they get to do stupid shit only whem men stop carying about them. Double standards are your fault.
Do you actively look for people to piss off?

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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 19:23:33 Reply

At 5/14/14 07:19 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Women know that they can only be satisfied by big black dick but they also know that La Noir is a filthy mongrel and do not want his hepatitis

It's tragic so let them have their vibrators

Holy fuck, it took me way too long to realize you were talking about n-people.

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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 19:47:30 Reply

At 5/14/14 05:48 PM, koopahermit wrote: when a guy orders a 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 Pro latex blowup doll with 6 speed pulsating, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert?

because that's fucking vile you ingrate


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 20:52:42 Reply

yes


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 20:55:00 Reply

At 5/14/14 08:52 PM, kazumazkan wrote: dammit forgot pic

yes

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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 20:55:09 Reply

Uh oh, I hear something.

Sounds like someone with a CHIP on their shoulder!

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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 20:56:35 Reply

At 5/14/14 07:14 PM, Vnzi wrote:
At 5/14/14 07:13 PM, Makakaov wrote: It's becuase women are fucking stupid and they get to do stupid shit only whem men stop carying about them. Double standards are your fault.
Do you actively look for people to piss off?

What a silly question, this is the Internet.


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 20:58:51 Reply

Equal opportunity employer:

Asks you what race/ethnicity you are.
(if it was equal, it shouldn't matter)

Then proceeds to hire white people last.

"Very equal"


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 21:05:09 Reply

At 5/14/14 08:58 PM, Raab wrote: Equal opportunity employer:

Asks you what race/ethnicity you are.
(if it was equal, it shouldn't matter)

Then proceeds to hire white people last.

"Very equal"

It's not really their fault, they have a quota to fill.

1. Apply online
2. Get to part of application where you have to insert ethnicity.
3. Select the "I do not wish to say" option that's always there.
4. Maybe get hired.

It's not a perfect solution but at least they're more likely to give ye a second glance.


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 21:05:46 Reply

At 5/14/14 08:58 PM, Raab wrote: Equal opportunity employer:

Asks you what race/ethnicity you are.
(if it was equal, it shouldn't matter)

Then proceeds to hire white people last.

"Very equal"

This is very true. There are so many things they just shouldn't be allowed to ask or judge based on but yet they do. Like when universities ask you sexual-related questions as part of the application process--it's like WTF!? that shouldn't be any of their business.

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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 22:18:05 Reply

At 5/14/14 07:47 PM, S3C wrote:
At 5/14/14 05:48 PM, koopahermit wrote: when a guy orders a 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 Pro latex blowup doll with 6 speed pulsating, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert?
because that's fucking vile you ingrate

Proof right here. If I was a girl talking about buying a new vibrator, I wouldn't have been called an ingrate. Smh.


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 22:27:20 Reply

I hate how whenever goyim eats a bagel, he's just having breakfast, but if a Jew eats a bagel, it's sooo typical of him.


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 22:32:45 Reply

At 5/14/14 09:05 PM, IcedPee wrote:
At 5/14/14 08:58 PM, Raab wrote: "Very equal"
2. Get to part of application where you have to insert ethnicity.
3. Select the "I do not wish to say" option that's always there.

Implying every online application has this option. And implying every company offers online application.

The world is very big, my friend.

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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 23:26:36 Reply

If a man fucks 100 women he is the man
If a woman fucks 100 men she is a hoe

If a woman puts on a dress it is ok
if a man put on a dress he is homosexual

If a woman hits a man it is viewed by society as acceptable
if a man hits a woman it is unacceptable

If a man rapes a woman and it is reported he get's thrown in jail
if a woman rapes man and she is reported if she doesn't get a slap on the wrist society looks at the man funny for reporting it.

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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 23:35:06 Reply

At 5/14/14 05:49 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: Oh, yes, let's please discuss double standards forever and ever.

Like when men don't want to get married they're manchildren but when women don't it's because they're strong and independent.

Leave the BBS, please.

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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 23:46:03 Reply

At 5/14/14 08:58 PM, Raab wrote: Equal opportunity employer:

Asks you what race/ethnicity you are.
(if it was equal, it shouldn't matter)

Then proceeds to hire white people last.

"Very equal"

Absolutely this. So many employers put extra care into trying to purposefully recruit disabled people so that they can say "hey look we have a disabled person!" which is STILL discriminating, if anything it is worse as it is using the fact they can discriminate to make themselves out to be better people when they clearly still see such people for their disabilities and not who they are, then seek to take advantage of them! Disgusting...


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-14 23:55:48 Reply

What if a guy orders a blue dildo with soothing ridges and gel?


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-15 02:57:27 Reply

Wow, you guys seem awfully concerned with the plight of those poor downtrodden people who only have an overwhelming majority of the power and representation in our society and stuff...

Srsly tho, this thread is a total crock of shit and I guarantee you guys will die alone if you don't get over this ridiculous persecution complex bullshit.


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-15 03:00:11 Reply

At 5/14/14 10:18 PM, koopahermit wrote:
At 5/14/14 07:47 PM, S3C wrote:
At 5/14/14 05:48 PM, koopahermit wrote: when a guy orders a 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 Pro latex blowup doll with 6 speed pulsating, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert?
because that's fucking vile you ingrate
Proof right here. If I was a girl talking about buying a new vibrator, I wouldn't have been called an ingrate. Smh.

It's the ejaculatory fluid reservoir that did it for me lol. A more appropriate comparison to a vibrator would have been a fleshlight. and i dont really think you are an ingrate I just think its a funny word and I've been dying to use it.


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-15 03:33:15 Reply

At 5/14/14 08:55 PM, kazumazkan wrote:
At 5/14/14 08:52 PM, kazumazkan wrote: dammit forgot pic
yes

Why is it that whenever double standards and equal rights come up as a topic someone always mentions this? Equality is not about who you can hit and not hit. Hell if anything it means you should not be able to hit anyone without legal ramifications regardless of gender or race.


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-15 03:34:49 Reply

ITT: "oh my gawd guys, white middle class males have it so hard!"

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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-15 04:23:27 Reply

How come if a chick sucks a dick she's straight, but if I suck a dick I'm gay all of a sudden? Fucking feminists.


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-15 08:37:51 Reply

At 5/15/14 03:34 AM, Shade wrote: ITT: "oh my gawd guys, white middle class males have it so hard!"

ITT: Middle class males taking my thread seriously and Shade making fun of people taking my thread seriously


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Response to Double Standards 2014-05-15 11:26:36 Reply

At 5/14/14 08:55 PM, kazumazkan wrote:
At 5/14/14 08:52 PM, kazumazkan wrote: dammit forgot pic
yes

You can't hit anybody, you f-tard. That's against the law.