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Play fighter jet on the toilet! 2014-05-12 11:21:58 Reply

1. Remove toilet paper and holder.
2. Place toilet paper aside and put toilet paper holder in hand like joystick.
3. Push button.
4. Bombs away!


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Response to Play fighter jet on the toilet! 2014-05-12 11:24:42 Reply

At 5/12/14 11:21 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: 1. Remove toilet paper and holder.
2. Place toilet paper aside and put toilet paper holder in hand like joystick.
3. Push button.
4. Bombs away!

And what's the point of this nonsense?

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Response to Play fighter jet on the toilet! 2014-05-12 11:48:48 Reply

How about eating your own poop, OP? I think that'd suit you.


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Response to Play fighter jet on the toilet! 2014-05-12 12:29:39 Reply

At 5/12/14 11:26 AM, WahyahRanger wrote:
At 5/12/14 11:24 AM, dara6789 wrote: And what's the point of this nonsense?
What isn't the point. Everybody needs to have fun whilst pooping. Especially if you forget your phone.

Well forgetting your phone while going to the bathroom, is like forgetting you gun while going out in battle. Both are vital to life.

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Response to Play fighter jet on the toilet! 2014-05-12 12:55:52 Reply

At 5/12/14 12:31 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: Yeah I remember when I forgot my iPod and died on the toilet.

I don't have a smart phone currently

because I'm not an

overprivledged

twat.

Yeah I have all the "I" stuff. I wont brag about it cuz it may hurt others. SO yeah

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Response to Play fighter jet on the toilet! 2014-05-12 12:57:21 Reply

i'm in the air force and what is this


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to Play fighter jet on the toilet! 2014-05-12 13:17:22 Reply

At 5/12/14 12:57 PM, Tremulos wrote: i'm in the air force and what is this

Ahhh you air force guys. You know army is the way to go.

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Response to Play fighter jet on the toilet! 2014-05-12 14:32:08 Reply

At 5/12/14 11:24 AM, dara6789 wrote:
At 5/12/14 11:21 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: 1. Remove toilet paper and holder.
2. Place toilet paper aside and put toilet paper holder in hand like joystick.
3. Push button.
4. Bombs away!
And what's the point of this nonsense?

well.. it's better than sitting on the shitter doing shit all other than shiting


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Response to Play fighter jet on the toilet! 2014-05-12 14:36:27 Reply

At 5/12/14 12:31 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: Yeah I remember when I forgot my iPod and died on the toilet.

I don't have a smart phone currently

because I'm not an

overprivledged

twat.

Whenever I hear someone has an i-device, I'm sure they are overprivileged twats.


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Response to Play fighter jet on the toilet! 2014-05-12 18:26:55 Reply

At 5/12/14 11:21 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: 1. Remove toilet paper and holder.
2. Place toilet paper aside and put toilet paper holder in hand like joystick.
3. Push button.
4. Bombs away!

Actually that's playing bomber pilot.


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Response to Play fighter jet on the toilet! 2014-05-12 18:28:39 Reply

You must be spending too much time on the toilet. Have you consulted your doctor?


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Response to Play fighter jet on the toilet! 2014-05-12 20:11:36 Reply

The only thing that amuses me while I'm on the crapper:

1. My dear cell phone
2. A good book
3. My laptop
4. Watching you fap over an imaginary game with a joystick attached to a toilet paper holder.

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Response to Play fighter jet on the toilet! 2014-05-12 20:22:41 Reply

I don't really have anything else to add except the other day I pissed all over the floor and on my pants because I guess I had like a 1/4 boner and I pissed out the space below the seat.


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Response to Play fighter jet on the toilet! 2014-05-12 20:42:44 Reply

Or you can just enjoy your dump...