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I killed a cyclops with my bare hands and then fornicated with its whore of a wife.
A man turns into an empty, hollow shell of his former self
Feminism is yet to affect my life in any way other than by filling websites I go to with crude feminist hate- Jester
Everyone forgot my birthday, so I'd say it was pretty good.
At 5/2/14 06:57 PM, null556 wrote: Everyone forgot my birthday, so I'd say it was pretty good.
Who did?
Find my hoard of old NG stickers and you might win some.
Remaining stickers: 417
At 5/2/14 07:07 PM, ManDeep wrote:At 5/2/14 06:57 PM, null556 wrote: Everyone forgot my birthday, so I'd say it was pretty good.Who did?
Friends and family. Not one person remembered. But I was prepared and ordered myself a bitchin' Bioshock poster and it came today, so I ain't even mad.
Meh. Played Skyrim and took a walk. So not bad.
I had chicken wings for lunch and got paid, so I would say that it was a good day.
Just stop worrying, and love the bomb.
Those who do not learn from the mistakes of their past are doomed to repeat them.
Pretty good. At 3 in the morning, I finished a commission for the same guy that commissioned me to make House Harkonnen's band logo. I crashed hard, woke up, ate some great Boston Market with family, and then I ran errands. Mailed a letter, picked up 3 quarts of oil and an oil filter for the bike, and asked around for a motorcycle stand...
In the past, in order to get enough clearance to change the oil on the bike, I needed to get real clever with it, and it wasn't very safe. The best way I had lying around is, we got these giant rocks in our front yard...so I'd roll the bike up on a big one at the front, then position the kickstand on another rock, and then hope that the wind didn't decide to blow the bike in a direction AWAY from the kickstand...its worked, but its time for an upgrade.
Unfortunately, all of the motorcycle stands at my local discount parts store has really tall stands for crotch rockets and dirtbikes...my cruiser is too low to work well with what they had, but they suggested I check out Sears.
On the way, I almost hit a dog and her/his puppy as they were frolicking gayly in the middle of the street...I was in front of the flow of traffic, in the middle lane, and I had to swerve to the right to avoid the stupid animals...they retreated to the median from wence they came, all traffic behind me immediately stopped...I felt like a dick for not pulling over, but I justified that my work was done in NOT hitting them...alerting everyone else that "Hey, two stupid dogs without collars are roaming about." Watch out....I guess...
Went off to Sears, found the perfect stand, a low profile motorcycle jack with two securing straps. It was $119.00, so I intend to shop around if I can find something of similar function and lower price. Went to the Entertainmart across the street, shopped around for an interesting looking game. Allllmost got Gran Turismo 5, simply because I don't HAVE a racing game, but wound up going with Demon's Souls...I've heard all about the hype, I've never played any of the From Software 'Souls games, and it ought to stave off my stress while I worry about getting the motorcycle jack I need in order to replace its Stator.
...Thats been on my mind a lot, man...some critical electrical problems with my Yamaha V Star 650...it ain't the battery....its definitely the stator, which is like a motorcycle's alternator...read up my owners manual about it, researched online heavily, skimmed through some videos (that weren't very helpful at all) and I intend to do this maintanence myself...learn from it...level up as a biker.
This Stator, pictured below, will be the true test of me. Gotta find that Jack, though...that'll be necessary.
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
I was going to apply for a job today but then I didn't. Instead I'll do it tomorrow
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Going dog walking. then going to see bad neighbors and finishing of by watching bellator and playing a bit of neverwinter after. How about you?
yeah, it was pretty damn good.
finally off antibiotics, polished off some unfinished beer, ate some real nice pizza,
completed Kid Chameleon, watched some He-Man, started on a fresh pouch of bacci.
uhh I think that's about it.. what about you OP?
Late Night Lounge--
I just wanted to leave, you know, my apartment. Maybe meet a nice girl. And now I’ve got to die for it!
At 5/2/14 06:57 PM, null556 wrote: Everyone forgot my birthday, so I'd say it was pretty good.
You sound like you need a hug
All of you stop lying, you fapped, felt guilty, got over, then browsed the web.
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
At 5/3/14 08:36 AM, darkjam wrote: All of you stop lying, you fapped, felt guilty, got over, then browsed the web.
Who the hell feels guilty for masturbating?
At 5/3/14 09:12 AM, Radaketor wrote: Who the hell feels guilty for masturbating?
Probably married men, or those in a relationship. Either way, you feel a bit dirty.
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
My day just started :/
But it will probably be boring, as I have a LOOOOONG school project to do...
Nothing special but now I have to study for a test tomorrow.
Yes tomorrow SUNDAY, I write a test. Fuck me softly.
Compared to people in Odessa, Ukraine? My day was...okay.
At 5/2/14 06:43 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: How was your day?
Shit, as always.
You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace.
NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!
Click here if you want to be my dinner!
A bit too early for me to answer this. I don't know about you, but it's only 11 AM here. I'm still going through my day at the moment. So far so good.
Just chillin' like always.
At 5/2/14 06:43 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: How was your day?
Since you posted this on Friday, I'll talk about my Friday.
My Friday really sucked because I intended to post Pico Day winners by the end of the week AND a Follow Friday, but I was feeling frustrated and emotional Friday afternoon so I spent it working on the console game instead, figuring the Construct 2 contest could use more launch publicity anyway.
Friday morning I looked at some more office spaces and think I found the one we'll be moving to, if all continues to move along as planned. I also went to pick up Pegosho's Pico Day art from the FedEx print pickup location but they had rolled it up with a rubber band and it got all dented up where I knew it wouldn't frame correctly, so I sent it off for reprinting. I have no clue how they don't know not to put rubber bands around expensive print jobs... The printing is done at a different location then they just stash it there under the desk.
Made some positive progress with the new game. Removed HP numbers that appeared on enemies when they took damage, which was very similar to Castle Crashers. Now your damage is reflected by the size of the hitspark and blocked / ineffective attacks have a blue hitspark instead of a blue zero rising up over the enemy with the traditional hitspark. And did some other tweaks here and there to stuff.
Allergies are really bad for me right now.
At 5/3/14 02:58 PM, TomFulp wrote:At 5/2/14 06:43 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: How was your day?Since you posted this on Friday, I'll talk about my Friday.
My allergies suck too.
Can't wait to see who won Pico day.
And new console game?
Is that with the Behemoth, or some indie thing?
I had a huge pizza and then a plate of smoked salmon and buttered potatoes. I'm full.
On the plus side, I think I'm going partying tonight.
I went to Japanese class and learned how to ask people what their favourite desert is then went to a football game and saw my local team win 10 - 2 (we owned them pretty bad) and still lose the league. I then went home to wank and my cousin kept texting me so I couldn't orgasm. Overall it was pretty tiring.
???-2004?=dark ages, 2005?=atomic betty era, 2006=red dwarf era, 2007-2009=newgrounds era, 2009-on= anime era.
What have I done with my life?
clock crew
Could have hung out with real life friends but decided that sleeping until noon and then posting on Newgrounds was better.
Bought some Whiskey for tommorow's shennanigans but other than that I've just gotten back from the Pub wth a few people, lots of wildness talking about German girls in Cybermasks, politics (like how Mr Cameron looks like a Pigeon) and trying to figure out how to use a PIN-less Contact card on a machine and getting hilarious strange looks trying to pay for a round.