Google's Murderous Military Sexbots

[24901miles]

As Chuck Hagel is finalizing the Pentagon's plan to replace military personnel with robots, and a professor focusing on Ethics and Emerging Technologies has predicted that advances in robotics may lead to a sharp rise in prostitution.

What many of you may not realize is that Google, the world's leading index of pornography and sex advice, has bought up eight robotics companies, and invested in a ninth, in an attempt to capitalize on the emerging robotic manufacturing and delivery industries. I purposely sensationalized this thread, don't mention it. They're quietly working with Foxconn, who you may know as the industrial manufacturer responsible for piecing iPhone together.

The real question is:

Will Google be using their ultra intelligent AI to detect when you are horny, build a robotic prostitute tailored to your needs and then ship it directly to your house using self-driving cars? Will the Pentagon use their ultra intelligent AI to anticipate when you feel disobedient and send a self-driving helicopter to your house to arrest you for crimes against the state? Will every household have a robotic French maid who cleans the joint when it's not being used as a fuckbot?

[saltovergray]

When it is going to be possible for me to move my consciousness from this lowly organic shell into a robot? That's what I'm really waiting for.

[Scintillating]

At 4/23/14 10:31 AM, saltovergray wrote: When it is going to be possible for me to move my consciousness from this lowly organic shell into a robot? That's what I'm really waiting for.

Realistically speaking, never. A digital copy of your mind is just a copy. However, maybe you should go with the brain-in-a-vat route.

I am going to carry around a full body-length mirror if robots ever walk the streets.

[mechadude32]

I want one. Now.

[Shadaw]

Quite a arrogant project.

[XD0042006]

This sort of thing was only inevitable. Nows all we needs are dem fully prosthesis molded type bodies and we're set.

At 4/23/14 10:31 AM, saltovergray wrote: When it is going to be possible for me to move my consciousness from this lowly organic shell into a robot? That's what I'm really waiting for.

Ghost in the shell bby. Give it another 25years.

[exudaz]

At 4/23/14 10:17 AM, 24901miles wrote:

Will Google be using their ultra intelligent AI to detect when you are horny, build a robotic prostitute tailored to your needs and then ship it directly to your house using self-driving cars? Will the Pentagon use their ultra intelligent AI to anticipate when you feel disobedient and send a self-driving helicopter to your house to arrest you for crimes against the state? Will every household have a robotic French maid who cleans the joint when it's not being used as a fuckbot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLWEPRe3gik
If they took that robot, gave it a better ass, a more fuckable face, and a fleshlight implanted in the crotch region.....

Good god, sexdroids.

[WiiFittoToreinaa]

At 4/23/14 12:19 PM, exudaz wrote:

At 4/23/14 10:17 AM, 24901miles wrote:

Will Google be using their ultra intelligent AI to detect when you are horny, build a robotic prostitute tailored to your needs and then ship it directly to your house using self-driving cars? Will the Pentagon use their ultra intelligent AI to anticipate when you feel disobedient and send a self-driving helicopter to your house to arrest you for crimes against the state? Will every household have a robotic French maid who cleans the joint when it's not being used as a fuckbot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLWEPRe3gik
If they took that robot, gave it a better ass, a more fuckable face, and a fleshlight implanted in the crotch region.....

Good god, sexdroids.

They need to make those androids from chobits (persicon?). Google know everyone uses there search engine to look up porn they might as well make the ultimate solution.

[AxTekk]

I don't think sex-robots will really take off in the West - sex is a much more social thing for us. It's not enough just to orgasm, we want the chase, the danger and the bragging rights of real life, organic meaningless sex.

Interesting thread tho

[StorybookSeven]

At 4/23/14 10:17 AM, 24901miles wrote: Will every household have a robotic French maid who cleans the joint when it's not being used as a fuckbot?

Like the picture below? :P

This makes me a little antsy, but it's still incredibly interesting.

At 4/23/14 10:42 AM, Scintillating wrote:

At 4/23/14 10:31 AM, saltovergray wrote: When it is going to be possible for me to move my consciousness from this lowly organic shell into a robot? That's what I'm really waiting for.

Realistically speaking, never. A digital copy of your mind is just a copy. However, maybe you should go with the brain-in-a-vat route.

I am going to carry around a full body-length mirror if robots ever walk the streets.

@Scintillating You should read The Electronic Church, it describes a world where just that has happened, except everyone who converts to the new bodies becomes a monk in service of the Electric Church. It was pretty good, but I wouldn't buy the second book, the first is enough.

[KatMaestro]

Time to invest in some grenade launcher.

[PotHeadParadise]

now remember this...ONLY the military. i can see it already. NSA , navy, marines would be shipping these things out in the public and do forceable house searches. dont believe me? just watch.