newgrounds snacks

[nanocon]

i was thinking maybe newgrounds should start selling chocolates in in the shape of there mascots like the tank pico nene and the the ng logo. the ingredients are super cheap can be stored for a while weather your doing chocolate from scratch or just melting it premade into a mold and can be made to order there also easy to ship.

cookies would be another good idea they can be made into logos to and are also easy to ship

and perhaps newgrounds chips for salty foods lovers with like a mini comic made by tom in every box

plus all these things can be sold in a regular store easily and this would increase peoples awareness of newgrounds meaning more traffic here and more ad rev for every one

also one way to make sure people know stuffs on sale here is to make a store button that actully pops. the old one just blended into the background i actually forgot it was there despite finding the wares interesting maybe just making the button 3 times taller and using a color uncommon to this site to draw the eye to it maybe a bright color to stand out amond the duller colors used everywhere else on ng

[kazumazkan]

although this does sound cool this would mean more work for ng staff and then they would have to get a license to sell food items and then taxes too.
cool though unless of course they get outside help

[nanocon]

At 4/10/14 02:48 AM, kazumazkan wrote: although this does sound cool this would mean more work for ng staff and then they would have to get a license to sell food items and then taxes too.
cool though unless of course they get outside help

i think it would me worth it to increase traffic here and id be willing to help out by doing the chocolate part

[iCarly]

how high are you

[nanocon]

At 4/10/14 03:30 AM, iCarly wrote: how high are you

im not high but but this sites target demigrafic is teens and older kids both of which eat alot of .....wait for it.... JUNK FOOD if you offer it here and in stores people will buy it. they will eventually go on the site find things they like and boom newgrounds is even more famous then ever before.

also newgrounds foods just has a nice ring to it it eh

[Viper]

While this sounds okay on paper I could imagine that whatever they sold may go bad before it arrives to where it's supposed to go.

[Amaranthus]

I heard the toilet paper tastes pretty good.

[Captain-Slugworth]

I swear you where the guy that came up with the T-Shirt idea that didn't go to plan

[Thor]

Nah, dude.

[FRAYDO]

At 4/10/14 12:28 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I heard the toilet paper tastes pretty good.

it too came with chocolate

[Amaranthus]

At 4/10/14 02:35 PM, FRAYDO wrote:

At 4/10/14 12:28 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I heard the toilet paper tastes pretty good.

it too came with chocolate

I thought we had to take care of the chocolate ourselves.

[Oolaph]

Just buy some of this.

[FRAYDO]

At 4/10/14 05:16 PM, Oolaph wrote: Just buy some of this.

newgrounds and coffee?
why! its the best of both worlds i tell you what

[D-Nightmare]

At 4/10/14 05:16 PM, Oolaph wrote: Just buy some of this.

And it's from PA. Coincidence?

[Bit]

Fresh from the oven. Newgrounds hardtack.

When World War III starts, I can laugh at everyone who stocked up on perishable food as I slowly nibble on my hundreds of Agnry Faic biscuits. I will also have dozens of rolls of Newgrounds Toilet Paper.

Those less stocked than I will wish they had bought Newgrounds TP and Agnrytack. Their tears will be a source for my laughter. Anyone who can show me an Agnry Faic sticker will be allowed to live in my bunker and eat Agnrytack for the next century until the radiation clears.

[Avery]

At 4/10/14 02:43 AM, nanocon wrote: i was thinking maybe newgrounds should start selling chocolates in in the shape of there mascots like the tank pico nene and the the ng logo. the ingredients are super cheap can be stored for a while weather your doing chocolate from scratch or just melting it premade into a mold and can be made to order there also easy to ship.

Don't think so.

[nanocon]

At 4/10/14 12:00 PM, Viper wrote: While this sounds okay on paper I could imagine that whatever they sold may go bad before it arrives to where it's supposed to go.

actually every thing i mentioned has a long shelf life and 2 out of 3 of those things can be made to order if ordered from the website

[Sensationalism]

graaaaaaaaaaapes
carrots
string cheese
oranges
bananas

[Piggler]

At 4/10/14 08:19 PM, Stevenscar wrote: Fresh from the oven. Newgrounds hardtack.

The agnryfaic on the right looks like it tore off someone's dick and is holding it in his mouth.

[nanocon]

At 4/10/14 08:19 PM, Stevenscar wrote: Fresh from the oven. Newgrounds hardtack.

When World War III starts, I can laugh at everyone who stocked up on perishable food as I slowly nibble on my hundreds of Agnry Faic biscuits. I will also have dozens of rolls of Newgrounds Toilet Paper.

Those less stocked than I will wish they had bought Newgrounds TP and Agnrytack. Their tears will be a source for my laughter. Anyone who can show me an Agnry Faic sticker will be allowed to live in my bunker and eat Agnrytack for the next century until the radiation clears.

but unlike your hard tack i wont break my teeth on chocolate and wind up being unable to eat it i might loose the teeth but id still be able to eat it ... plus its a better idea to invest in seeds and growlights for the apocalypse replenishable food then you have more monny to spend on ng chocolate with enough preservatives in it to outlive you lol

[Bit]

At 4/10/14 10:03 PM, Piggler wrote: The agnryfaic on the right looks like it tore off someone's dick and is holding it in his mouth.

That's what I was going for. It really captures the very essence of Newgrounds.

At 4/10/14 10:52 PM, nanocon wrote: but unlike your hard tack i wont break my teeth on chocolate and wind up being unable to eat it i might loose the teeth but id still be able to eat it ... plus its a better idea to invest in seeds and growlights for the apocalypse replenishable food then you have more monny to spend on ng chocolate with enough preservatives in it to outlive you lol

The government puts fluoride in chocolate. Enjoy your mind control.

[nanocon]

The government puts fluoride in chocolate. Enjoy your mind control.

homemade chocolate is easy enough to make so HA

[Viper]

At 4/10/14 08:57 PM, nanocon wrote:

At 4/10/14 12:00 PM, Viper wrote: While this sounds okay on paper I could imagine that whatever they sold may go bad before it arrives to where it's supposed to go.

actually every thing i mentioned has a long shelf life and 2 out of 3 of those things can be made to order if ordered from the website

Hmm...then I could see this working. Though I doubt they'd do it.

[wolfe]

Good idea.

[nanocon]

At 4/11/14 02:00 PM, Viper wrote:

At 4/10/14 08:57 PM, nanocon wrote:

At 4/10/14 12:00 PM, Viper wrote: While this sounds okay on paper I could imagine that whatever they sold may go bad before it arrives to where it's supposed to go.

actually every thing i mentioned has a long shelf life and 2 out of 3 of those things can be made to order if ordered from the website

Hmm...then I could see this working. Though I doubt they'd do it.

a shame it would make a ton of monny to keep newgrounds up and quite a tidy sum left over for up grades and to line the fulps pockets

[Makakaov]

Dude, getting into real chocolate buissness is like sticking a dick into hornets' nest.

[Viper]

At 4/11/14 09:52 PM, Makakaov wrote: Dude, getting into real chocolate buissness is like sticking a dick into hornets' nest.

Yeah I can imagine how that'd be a pain in the ass.

[Halberd]

classic newgrounds bbs

[nanocon]

At 4/11/14 10:26 PM, Viper wrote:

At 4/11/14 09:52 PM, Makakaov wrote: Dude, getting into real chocolate buissness is like sticking a dick into hornets' nest.

Yeah I can imagine how that'd be a pain in the ass.

but after the food license thing and choosing a courier it seems like a major cash cow its cheap to make evan from scratch strate from the cocoa bean plus mass marketability easy to mold

personally ied love to eat a 3d chocolate figure of the ng tank WHOS WITH ME

[Viper]

At 4/12/14 02:05 AM, nanocon wrote: but after the food license thing and choosing a courier it seems like a major cash cow its cheap to make even from scratch straight from the cocoa bean plus mass marketability easy to mold

I suppose you have a point there.

personally I'd love to eat a 3d chocolate figure of the ng tank WHOS WITH ME

Are we talking like hollow chocolate tanks? Or solid chocolate tanks? Also. What if they made lollipops shaped like Penicorns?