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At 4/9/14 12:26 PM, Makakaov wrote: The solution is simple: Ban knives.

it's even more simple than that

ban people

At 4/9/14 12:26 PM, Makakaov wrote: The solution is simple: Ban knives.

then how will i cut my steak you dumbass

At 4/9/14 06:54 PM, Elitistinen wrote:

At 4/9/14 05:35 PM, Jester wrote: The real problem is that we as a people were incapable of stopping some guy with knives from stabbing 19 people in a row

Unfortunately, stopping a knife man is more difficult than you thought. This guy wielded 2 knifes.

These things happen fast and no one was expecting a fight. It's easy for people who haven't faced down any psychopaths lately to speculate but being there while a guy swings a knife around is a different story.

At 4/9/14 07:04 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 4/9/14 06:54 PM, Elitistinen wrote:

At 4/9/14 05:35 PM, Jester wrote: The real problem is that we as a people were incapable of stopping some guy with knives from stabbing 19 people in a row

Unfortunately, stopping a knife man is more difficult than you thought. This guy wielded 2 knifes.

These things happen fast and no one was expecting a fight. It's easy for people who haven't faced down any psychopaths lately to speculate but being there while a guy swings a knife around is a different story.

Yeah dude, but listen, if I would have been there... I would have like all grabbed the knives out of his hands all fast, and then all roundhouse kicked him to the face, and then all done like the Vulcan neck pinch, and then all done like a leg drop off the top ropes and put him in the boston crab. Then I'd say something like, "Looks like you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer heh heh heh..."

At 4/9/14 03:40 PM, Otto wrote: Thankyou, I can't believe it takes this long to understand this.

KNIFE RAMPAGES WOUND

GUN RAMPAGES KILL

That is the simplest version of an obvious argument that nobody wants to acknowledge.

>implying knives can't kill people
>implying there haven't been deaths in mass stabbings

At 4/9/14 05:35 PM, Jester wrote: The real problem is that we as a people were incapable of stopping some guy with knives from stabbing 19 people in a row

To be honest I'm not sure if I would have acted sooner either. I mean, if you're a kid relaxing at school and people around you start screaming because they just got stabbed by a dual-wielding knife maniac it's gonna take you a few seconds to access the situation, and even then who wants to risk getting stabbed?

At 4/9/14 07:51 PM, Entice wrote:

At 4/9/14 05:35 PM, Jester wrote: The real problem is that we as a people were incapable of stopping some guy with knives from stabbing 19 people in a row

To be honest I'm not sure if I would have acted sooner either. I mean, if you're a kid relaxing at school and people around you start screaming because they just got stabbed by a dual-wielding knife maniac it's gonna take you a few seconds to access the situation, and even then who wants to risk getting stabbed?

I was originally under the impression that he had stabbed 19 people at a licketysplit rate of like 2 shanks per second in a crowded hallway or something while everyone presumably just stood there over the 10 second span, but knowing now that it was over the span of 5 minutes makes it much less funny. Maybe some day my conga line stabbing daydream will be fully realized.

At 4/9/14 08:15 PM, Jester wrote: but knowing now that it was over the span of 5 minutes makes it much less funny.

Oh, didn't catch that

Maybe he just kept running to new areas?