I invite everyone seeing this thread to help update this phrase to sound more relevant to people who aren't old as fuck (seriously, hotcakes? What the fuck is a hotcake?!?) Like "selling like Pepto-Bismol at a chili cookoff".
I invite everyone seeing this thread to help update this phrase to sound more relevant to people who aren't old as fuck (seriously, hotcakes? What the fuck is a hotcake?!?) Like "selling like Pepto-Bismol at a chili cookoff".
selling like blue crystal meth
selling like greased lightning
selling like clockwork (orange)
selling like it's going out of style
Selling like White Jesus paintings to old people.
Selling like useless holistic medicine to new age baby boomers.
Selling like truck ornaments resembling testicles to white people.
Selling like expensive clown shoes to black people.
Selling like weed whackers to Chewb- I mean Khloe Kardashian.
selling like cheap nikes in a council estate
Selling like toilet paper with a sticker on it to complete idiots.
At 4/9/14 04:28 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: Selling like toilet paper with a sticker on it to complete idiots.
It's a donation to Newgrounds you rube :| Plus a useless icon on Stats page. Besides, my asshole never felt better.
At 4/9/14 01:52 PM, VicariousE wrote:At 4/9/14 04:28 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: Selling like toilet paper with a sticker on it to complete idiots.It's a donation to Newgrounds you rube :| Plus a useless icon on Stats page. Besides, my asshole never felt better.
Selling like mad to bros.
At 4/9/14 11:40 PM, Viper wrote: Selling like Rogaine to balding people.
That's a really funny post. You should copywrite it. Can't believe you thought of that.