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How F*cked are you?

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How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 09:02:14


The main character of the last anime you saw is now hunting you down for unknown reasons. BUT! the character of the last movie you watched is now protecting you....
Honestly i think i'm safe the last anime i saw was Fruits Basket and the last movie i watched was Falling Down.

How F*cked are you?


I suck at drawing and I hate the fuckin' Eagles.

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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 09:10:26


Well I'm fucked in that scenario.

Ichigo is after me in uncontrolled hollow form and Keanu Reeves from 47 Ronin is protecting me.

Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 09:12:36


Noone's after me, some polish uprising fighter from some polish movie is protecting me.

Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 09:41:16


Who is the main character of rozen maiden - Jun or Shinku?

Either way, I think that I'm safe seeing as Judge Dredd is protecting me.


???-2004?=dark ages, 2005?=atomic betty era, 2006=red dwarf era, 2007-2009=newgrounds era, 2009-2014= anime era,

What have I done with my life?

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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 10:43:57


The character that represents Italy in the second world war that exhibits flamboyant tendencies, and is really only worried about running away or giving up ... Surrendering... Finding better food from Germany.. Admiring japan... HATALIA!!

vs

The main character from the movie priest with augmented combat abilities that are far superior to man, equalling machine for speed and mental ability, and conviction to do what he believes is right with the world/god..

I'm good... I'm really... Really... Absolutely.. undeniably good


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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 10:45:21


Shunsuke Sengoku from Cyber City Oedo 808 vs The Crow (Brandon Lee)

Should be good to go.


That's right I like guns and ponies. NO NEW GUN CONTROL.

Politically correct is anything that leftists believe.Politically incorrect is anything common sense.

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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 10:55:51


Shinji Ikari vs. Kevin Spacey from American Beauty. This is just gonna be a fun old time, especially if Shinji got in the fucking robot.

Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 10:59:53


Noah Vs Pico. This is going to get ugly.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 11:41:23


Goku vs Ike from south park

He could tame Goku's strange...? Im screwed

Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 11:44:19


Hm lets see here the last anime I watched was Cowboy Bebop -The movie. Which means Spike is hunting my ass down (apparently I've got a bounty on my head). However the last movie I watched was Black Dynamite which means that Black Dynamite is protecting me which would be good since Black Dynamite just can't be beaten. However everyone on his side seems to die so I'm skeptic.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 12:00:11


I honestly can't remember the last time I've sat down and watched an anime.

But the last movie I watched was The Burbs. So I guess Ray Peterson has my back...yay?

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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 13:50:17


Lets see.....Ichigo vs. Chris Farley.
Yep. I'm screwed. Definitely screwed.....

At 4/4/14 12:52 PM, Thor wrote: How is this going to work

Iron Man vs. Iron Man. Duh.
My money is on Iron Man winning.


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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 13:56:06


Aang is after me, but Mr. Peabody is protecting me.

Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 14:19:13


At 4/4/14 01:52 PM, Thor wrote:
At 4/4/14 01:50 PM, Viper wrote: Iron Man vs. Iron Man. Duh.
My money is on Iron Man winning.
No way, Iron Man has this in the bag

As if. Iron Man could beat Iron Man with his arms tied behind his back!


Formally known as Viper50

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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 15:28:54


I could swear this thread was done before.

Hunting me:
the Guyer

Powers:
- super strength, agility, speed, stamina etc.
- regeneration
- thermal and electromagnetic sense
- flight
- forehead laser beam
- extendable/retractable high frequency vibration blades, can cut through literally anything on Earth
- sound wave destruction blast, capable of disintegrating targets at full power
- high powered particle canons, can punch a hole in a mountain

Protecting me:
Mark Whitacre, former president of ADM BioProducts Division

Powers:
- really bad pathological liar
- "knows the science side and the business side!"
- possible knowledge of how to make a shiv?

Me:

How F*cked are you?


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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 16:49:55


Fucked

(tl;dr)

Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 17:04:57


Seth Rogen from This Is The End

VS

Clare from Claymore

This seems unbalanced, anime main characters are fucking stronk.

How F*cked are you?


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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 17:08:33


I saw Sense-Offender's post and wanted to compare mine.

Seth Rogen from This Is The End

- Less fat than before filming it
- Confused

Clare from Claymore

- Very, very, very fast
- Very, very, very strong
- Cold and calculating

Wait a minute...

- CANNOT KILL HUMANS WITHOUT DIRE RETRIBUTION FROM THE ORGANIZATION

HA


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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 17:45:20


Uh Avatar Aang is after me and that bitch from Breakfast At Tiffany's is protecting me.

yes breakfast at tiffany's was the last movie I watched

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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 17:59:51


I got Jimmy Falcone after me, but I have to Boondock Saints protecting me, so it's a tossup really.

How F*cked are you?


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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 18:06:16


Sen / Chihiro from Spirited away is out to hunt me, and some documentarist is here to protect me?
Alternatively if docus don't count, I have whoever's deemed to be the main character in Ocean's Eleven to watch my back.

Either way I don't think I'll have restless nights, considering my remote location and the unproportionate security measures blocking the way.


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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-04 23:55:39


Ok...Ms Frizzle is hunting me down with that magic school bus of hers, and the old guy from Up is protecting me. Now, consider that the Magic School Bus can do pretty much anything; it probably has an anti-aircraft gun. To top it off, Ms Frizzle is fucking cRAzY!

Yeah..I wouldn't last five minutes.


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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-05 00:30:23


At 4/4/14 05:04 PM, DM692 wrote: Seth Rogen from This Is The End

I saw Jay Baruchel more as the main character than Rogen, but I guess they kinda share the spotlight. Sort of like Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber. They were both the main characters, but Lloyd was more the lead than Harry.


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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-05 01:02:14


At 4/5/14 12:30 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: I saw Jay Baruchel more as the main character than Rogen, but I guess they kinda share the spotlight. Sort of like Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber. They were both the main characters, but Lloyd was more the lead than Harry.

Good call, sometimes I have issues discerning the "main" character when two share a lot of screen time.


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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-05 04:41:35


The last anime I saw was a fandub of Kill La Kill. The last movie I saw, though, was Godzilla vs Destroyah. I honestly don't know enough about Kill La Kill, but the movie was when Godzilla was melting down, so I honestly think him being anywhere near me would fuck me up from the radiation alone.

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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-05 13:38:16


At 4/5/14 05:39 AM, Wriggle wrote: I don't watch anime. So not fucked at all :D

Anything that is animated is anime.


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When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

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Response to How F*cked are you? 2014-04-05 13:46:01


Mugen from Samurai Champloo is after me, but thats cool I have the new guy from 300 protecting me.


I'm just a dreamer.

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