At 4/1/14 01:09 PM, lawlmaster wrote: HAHAHAHA! I almost fell for it, but then I looked at today's date. Great job, Tom, but seriously... TOO SOON!
Fell for what?
Buy toilet paper motherfucker...
I can finally realize my dream of wiping my ass with Pico's face.
I need more details. I'm picky about my toilet paper. What kind of thread count are we looking at here? Some people think simply getting 2-ply is going to get the job done, but two raggedy sheets of toilet paper just don't hold up two one quality sheet.
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At 4/1/14 01:50 PM, Jercurpac wrote: I need more details. I'm picky about my toilet paper. What kind of thread count are we looking at here? Some people think simply getting 2-ply is going to get the job done, but two raggedy sheets of toilet paper just don't hold up two one quality sheet.
Single ply, made in China, scandalous bullshit of an excuse for asswipe.
Nonetheless...
I don't remember the last time I wiped my ass.
You could, however, sell NG shit boxes.
Former iron fist mod of the NG Featureless Chat from May 23, 2012 to May 4, 2014.
Although the price is very reasonable it's the kind of tp that will make my hemorrhoid angry. I'll pass. But will keep checking every day for updates in the store, thank you guys for the relaunch.
Its april fools I bet you all! The store will still be closed I bet everyone!
Need more little NG tanks on that TP, Tom! No buy until I can wipe my ass with the Tankmen themselves!
About 20 years ago, I bought an Estes rocket kit from some store in the mall. I also got extra engines, starters, and a pack of wadding. The 'wadding' for model rockets, is basically uber thick toilet paper, which is slightly flame resistant.
I still have that pack of unopened rocket toilet paper, and now I have 2, NG official rolls, of toilet paper coming in the mail.
The hell is wrong with me? I don't even use a foot of TP per day. Happy to say, I poop like clockwork every morning, which leaves little time for porcelain speed reading. Though I'm a bit bummed at all the 45's in the NRA magazine.....
haha april fools . Honestly though i need that toilet paper and i am all out of toothpaste
I wonder how much shipping would be to ye ol' UK. Could do with some toilet paper.
At 4/1/14 03:17 PM, Sinclairian wrote: I wonder how much shipping would be to ye ol' UK. Could do with some toilet paper.
I bet our American toilet paper is a lot nicer than your UK toilet paper.
LMAO if you guys was to relaunch the store with items then you should also have a way to make a payment the add revenues.
But good joke on TP.
At 4/1/14 03:46 PM, Decimating wrote: I did not say that. I said PRANK! P R A N K! IT'S NOT FUNNY TOM!
Yeah this is strange. I know I type in a good joke on TP and it totally change what I said.
At 4/1/14 03:49 PM, MysticSkillz wrote:At 4/1/14 03:46 PM, Decimating wrote: I did not say that. I said PRANK! P R A N K! IT'S NOT FUNNY TOM!Yeah this is strange. I know I type in a good joke on TP and it totally change what I said.
lol this forum is changing my post up!
Argh! What did you do to the comments? I can't say 4pril F00ls
At 4/1/14 03:52 PM, roekrScreen wrote: Argh! What did you do to the comments? I can't say 4pril F00ls
I think thats the joke of the forum.
Formerly Known As J-Rex
I would buy this, but I think I would fell like A fool... ;)
Good one guys :)
At 4/1/14 03:49 PM, Amaranthus wrote:At 4/1/14 03:46 PM, Decimating wrote: I did not say that. I said PRANK! P R A N K! IT'S NOT FUNNY TOM!Wow you sure like cumming in toilet paper.
Apparently this decimating guy really likes the way it feels when he jerks off into toilet paper...
OOH MAN ARE YOU GUYS GONNA FEATURE A BIG ASS BANNER ON THE FP AGAIN???! Or is it only for apri fool's?
I fucking love huge ass banners!!
First prank I've actually fallen for today. The beginning sounded so amazingly intelligent and legitimate.
I'm actually a bit sad now.
At 4/1/14 04:37 PM, PawsAlpha wrote: Is this an april fools joke? Really, toilet paper?
Of course. It's the logical sequel to Poogrounds.
