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Haiku The Person Above

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 00:50:46


At 4/1/14 12:48 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:
I don't give a fuck
I'd take a dump on haiku
sound unlady like

who cares about this shit
haiku, whats the point In this thing?
I don't want to repeat

Just an amature
I know I sounded unlady like
Now time to get fit

Where's Tsukikomi?
This new name is mad garbage.
I just don't like change.


STEAM

"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 00:59:45


At 4/1/14 12:50 AM, koopahermit wrote:
At 4/1/14 12:48 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:
I don't give a fuck
I'd take a dump on haiku
sound unlady like

who cares about this shit
haiku, whats the point In this thing?
I don't want to repeat

Just an amature
I know I sounded unlady like
Now time to get fit
Where's Tsukikomi?
This new name is mad garbage.
I just don't like change.

Tsukikomi left
In case you haven't noticed that yet
Wii Fitto Toreinaa


Get lyrically fit!!!!

Props to Embr for putting my sig into shape!!!

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 01:31:09


At 4/1/14 01:12 AM, Piggler wrote:
At 4/1/14 12:59 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:
Lame name begets shame
Many letters no meaning
A hollowed shell

Learn some Japanese
it means wii fit trainer clearly
that was a tight fit


Get lyrically fit!!!!

Props to Embr for putting my sig into shape!!!

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 01:45:44


At 4/1/14 01:32 AM, Xenomit wrote: Haikus are easy
Why would you make this topic
You are an orange

I prefer to rap
In case you did not noticed
haiku<rap


Get lyrically fit!!!!

Props to Embr for putting my sig into shape!!!

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 01:50:57


At 4/1/14 01:45 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: I prefer to rap
In case you did not noticed
haiku<rap

You must be a shit
Otherwise, you would be smart
But it is not so


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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 02:40:00


At 4/1/14 01:50 AM, DM692 wrote:
At 4/1/14 01:45 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: I prefer to rap
In case you did not noticed
haiku<rap
You must be a shit
Otherwise, you would be smart
But it is not so

I am too smart, bitch
haiku is just isn't my thing
Don't have a shithead


Get lyrically fit!!!!

Props to Embr for putting my sig into shape!!!

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 09:37:43


At 3/31/14 09:26 PM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:
Know what you're doing
Op cloning my own thread
Hoping to revive

It's nothing like that.
You seem to be trying to
Use haikus for war.

At 3/31/14 10:26 PM, MyNameIsMia wrote:
Attention whore
Never did do anything than whoring out
Porn icon included
likes the Wii-Fit girl
is a girl

All over the place.
Your haikus have no structure.
You lack discipline.

At 3/31/14 11:33 PM, kazumazkan wrote:
i derped you derped
im bored now but are you
i'll just leave this hear

You were close, yet far.
Your haiku went "Four, Six, Five."
Your next one should rock!

At 4/1/14 12:11 AM, Jercurpac wrote: I skimmed though all these just now and you are all fucking awful at this. I regret participating in this thread.

Ignoring the trolls,
I would like it if you stayed.
This thread welcomes you.

At 4/1/14 07:36 AM, Amaranthus wrote: In the end we're all just nothing but
a bunch of
cheap prostitutes

Wait, what..."Eight, Three, Four?"
I'm not sure you understand.
How a Haiku works.

But, eh, its okay!
Everything is a practice.
You'll get it someday.


-Formerly known as Phobotech-

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 09:41:11


At 4/1/14 09:37 AM, Phobotech wrote:
Wait, what..."NINE, Three, Four?"
...
Everything is a practice.
You'll get it someday.

lol, fixed. I guess this stuff is harder than I thought.

Uh, I mean.

Pretty exhausted,
I forgot how to count right.
Time for daylight sleep.


-Formerly known as Phobotech-

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"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 09:43:11


At 4/1/14 09:40 AM, redfield95 wrote:
How the fuck did I
Manage to fuck that up fuck
I'm gonna die now

How did you fuck up?
Stooping low, saying "faggot?"
Where was the mistake?


-Formerly known as Phobotech-

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"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 09:50:12


At 4/1/14 02:40 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:
At 4/1/14 01:50 AM, DM692 wrote:
At 4/1/14 01:45 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: I prefer to rap
In case you did not noticed
haiku<rap
You must be a shit
Otherwise, you would be smart
But it is not so
I am too smart, bitch
haiku is just isn't my thing
Don't have a shithead

You suck at Haiku
You can't even fucking count
Just stop existing.


life can be real fuckin crazy

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 11:22:48


At 4/1/14 09:37 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 3/31/14 09:26 PM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:
Know what you're doing
Op cloning my own thread
Hoping to revive
It's nothing like that.
You seem to be trying to
Use haikus for war.

This is a fight right?
You made this thread so its war
Purpose of this thread?

At 4/1/14 09:50 AM, Kogey wrote: You suck at Haiku
You can't even fucking count
Just stop existing.

should I care kogey?
Haiku is for guys not ryheming
I allow you to loose


Get lyrically fit!!!!

Props to Embr for putting my sig into shape!!!

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 11:32:37


At 4/1/14 11:22 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: should I care kogey?
Haiku is for guys not ryheming
I allow you to loose

So you still can't count
You seem like a massive tool.
PLEASE stop existing.


life can be real fuckin crazy

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 11:39:12


Kogey, he's a guy
I can't say I know him well
But I guess he's nice


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 11:44:20


At 4/1/14 11:39 AM, Mismo wrote: Kogey, he's a guy
I can't say I know him well
But I guess he's nice

Why thank you, Mismo
You seem like a nice guy too
Will you be my friend? :3


life can be real fuckin crazy

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 20:47:52


At 4/1/14 08:42 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: I love doing these
I dont use em anymore
Good for expression

Sol I'll suck your dick
But if you don't want me to
Then that's cool, I guess


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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 21:10:00


At 4/1/14 08:47 PM, Chocomilk wrote:
At 4/1/14 08:42 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: I love doing these
I dont use em anymore
Good for expression
Sol I'll suck your dick
But if you don't want me to
Then that's cool, I guess

You son of a bitch
Make this uncomfortable
For that there user

Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 21:22:09


At 4/1/14 09:10 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote:
You son of a bitch
Make this uncomfortable
For that there user

This is fucking dumb
This is the worst thread ever
Fuck this stupid thread


"Nermal is a piece of shit." Darthdenim

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 21:48:27


At 4/1/14 11:22 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:
This is a fight right?
You made this thread so its war
Purpose of this thread?

This isn't a fight.
I meant for this to be fun!
Also, poetry...

...which is also fun
I don't understand why you
seem so defensive.
At 4/1/14 09:22 PM, Omega wrote:
This is fucking dumb
This is the worst thread ever
Fuck this stupid thread

You're like Naomi
Except not very charming,
...which isn't like her.


-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 23:21:40


Haiku master here
I could talk like this all day
Its just that much fun

In Japan, Haikus
Arent bound to five-seven-five
They can be free verse

Oh man, im sorry
That wasnt a good haiku
Just saying, its true

At any rate though
Im glad i found this thread though
Haikus are so fun

Heres a question though
Are these all really haikus?
or just structured words?

Haikus are poems
They cant just be random words
There must be meaning

I could say some more
But i might just never stop
So i'll end it here

Now im wondering
Are haikus just that simple?
Nah, there must be more

Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 23:22:30


At 4/1/14 09:22 PM, Omega wrote:
At 4/1/14 09:10 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote:
You son of a bitch
Make this uncomfortable
For that there user
This is fucking dumb
This is the worst thread ever
Fuck this stupid thread

I agree fully friend
You can't have bar fights in this
Haiku is plain gay


Get lyrically fit!!!!

Props to Embr for putting my sig into shape!!!

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 23:57:47


At 4/1/14 11:21 PM, Lionelion wrote:
Now im wondering
Are haikus just that simple?
Nah, there must be more

Pretty difficult
To cram meaning, with english
In something so small.

"Baby shoes for sale"
"Slightly used, but never worn."

...That's been done before.


-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-01 23:59:12


At 4/1/14 11:22 PM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:
I agree fully friend
You can't have bar fights in this
Haiku is plain gay

Why do you use gay
As if that means something bad?
You have a weak mind.


-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-03 05:06:15


I do, TNT
Though it seems you played it safe,
Salutations, dude
From the Lone Star State.
Bumping this thread once again,
Lets see who comes next.


-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-03 11:21:50


At 4/3/14 05:06 AM, Phobotech wrote: I do, TNT
Though it seems you played it safe,
Salutations, dude
From the Lone Star State.
Bumping this thread once again,
Lets see who comes next.

What is PhoboTech?
Phobia Technology?
Advancements in fear?

Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-03 18:06:52


At 4/3/14 11:21 AM, CiviLies wrote:
What is PhoboTech?
Phobia Technology?
Advancements in fear?

Fear is more useful,
It was this or Deimotech
"Phobo" sounded nice.

What of your screenname?
Lies to Civilization?
Or are you civil?


-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-03 18:11:25


At 4/3/14 06:06 PM, Phobotech wrote:
At 4/3/14 11:21 AM, CiviLies wrote:
What is PhoboTech?
Phobia Technology?
Advancements in fear?
Fear is more useful,
It was this or Deimotech
"Phobo" sounded nice.

What of your screenname?
Lies to Civilization?
Or are you civil?

I am compromised
To continue a dead line
Must change the topic


My YouTube Channel feel free to support me on Ko-Fi

I do video essays on ATLUS games

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-05 15:09:04


At 4/3/14 06:11 PM, Absinthe wrote: I am compromised
To continue a dead line
Must change the topic

Yeah, that shit was whack
A better topic is Jews
Wow, they burn easy


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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-05 15:30:52


At 4/5/14 03:09 PM, DM692 wrote:
Yeah, that shit was whack
A better topic is Jews
Wow, they burn easy

I burn but won't die
You sir have horrible taste
May you feel some guilt

Haiku The Person Above


My YouTube Channel feel free to support me on Ko-Fi

I do video essays on ATLUS games

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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-05 15:37:50


At 4/5/14 03:30 PM, Absinthe wrote: I burn but won't die
You sir have horrible taste
May you feel some guilt

Haha, sorry, no
Don't look at me like that, bra
Oops if you're a Jew


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Response to Haiku The Person Above 2014-04-05 16:22:25


At 4/5/14 04:05 PM, LichLordMusic wrote: Thou fellow Metalhead!
I would drink a pint with you,
Your hair looks awesome.

I haven't seen you
In the forums until now
Oh well, you seem cool