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At 4/1/14 12:04 AM, FriedBabySeal wrote:

At 3/31/14 11:58 PM, joe27 wrote:

At 3/31/14 11:50 PM, daGRINCH wrote:

Ok Ok For reals now
Im count dracula ha ha
5-7-5 ha ha

Most of the time I
Make sense, this time i do not.
Refrigerator.

Im 'bout to make sense
Im 'bout to make dollars, so
Im 'bout to make cents

Julian is gay
hes a little woodpecker
and fuck his biatch!

At 4/1/14 12:04 AM, FriedBabySeal wrote: Im 'bout to make sense
Im 'bout to make dollars, so
Im 'bout to make cents

You are just like a
bad pun about a phallus.
You're re-dick-ulous.

I skimmed though all these just now and you are all fucking awful at this. I regret participating in this thread.

At 4/1/14 12:11 AM, Jercurpac wrote: I skimmed though all these just now and you are all fucking awful at this. I regret participating in this thread.

I don't give a fuck
I'd take a dump on haiku
sound unlady like

who cares about this shit
haiku, whats the point In this thing?
I don't want to repeat

Just an amature
I know I sounded unlady like
Now time to get fit

At 4/1/14 12:48 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

I don't give a fuck
I'd take a dump on haiku
sound unlady like

who cares about this shit
haiku, whats the point In this thing?
I don't want to repeat

Just an amature
I know I sounded unlady like
Now time to get fit

Where's Tsukikomi?
This new name is mad garbage.
I just don't like change.

At 4/1/14 12:50 AM, koopahermit wrote:

At 4/1/14 12:48 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

I don't give a fuck
I'd take a dump on haiku
sound unlady like

who cares about this shit
haiku, whats the point In this thing?
I don't want to repeat

Just an amature
I know I sounded unlady like
Now time to get fit

Where's Tsukikomi?
This new name is mad garbage.
I just don't like change.

Tsukikomi left
In case you haven't noticed that yet
Wii Fitto Toreinaa

At 4/1/14 12:59 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

Lame name begets shame
Many letters no meaning
A hollowed shell

At 4/1/14 01:12 AM, Piggler wrote:

At 4/1/14 12:59 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

Lame name begets shame
Many letters no meaning
A hollowed shell

Learn some Japanese
it means wii fit trainer clearly
that was a tight fit

At 4/1/14 01:31 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

At 4/1/14 01:12 AM, Piggler wrote:

At 4/1/14 12:59 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

Lame name begets shame
Many letters no meaning
A hollowed shell

Learn some Japanese
it means wii fit trainer clearly
that was a tight fit

Haikus are easy
Why would you make this topic
You are an orange

At 4/1/14 01:32 AM, Xenomit wrote: Haikus are easy
Why would you make this topic
You are an orange

I prefer to rap
In case you did not noticed
haiku<rap

At 4/1/14 01:45 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: I prefer to rap
In case you did not noticed
haiku<rap

You must be a shit
Otherwise, you would be smart
But it is not so

At 4/1/14 01:50 AM, DM692 wrote:

At 4/1/14 01:45 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: I prefer to rap
In case you did not noticed
haiku<rap

You must be a shit
Otherwise, you would be smart
But it is not so

I am too smart, bitch
haiku is just isn't my thing
Don't have a shithead

At 3/31/14 09:26 PM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:
Know what you're doing
Op cloning my own thread
Hoping to revive

It's nothing like that.
You seem to be trying to
Use haikus for war.

At 3/31/14 10:26 PM, MyNameIsMia wrote:
Attention whore
Never did do anything than whoring out
Porn icon included
likes the Wii-Fit girl
is a girl

All over the place.
Your haikus have no structure.
You lack discipline.

At 3/31/14 11:33 PM, kazumazkan wrote:
i derped you derped
im bored now but are you
i'll just leave this hear

You were close, yet far.
Your haiku went "Four, Six, Five."
Your next one should rock!

At 4/1/14 12:11 AM, Jercurpac wrote: I skimmed though all these just now and you are all fucking awful at this. I regret participating in this thread.

Ignoring the trolls,
I would like it if you stayed.
This thread welcomes you.

At 4/1/14 07:36 AM, Amaranthus wrote: In the end we're all just nothing but
a bunch of
cheap prostitutes

Wait, what..."Eight, Three, Four?"
I'm not sure you understand.
How a Haiku works.

But, eh, its okay!
Everything is a practice.
You'll get it someday.

At 4/1/14 09:37 AM, Phobotech wrote:
Wait, what..."NINE, Three, Four?"
...
Everything is a practice.
You'll get it someday.

lol, fixed. I guess this stuff is harder than I thought.

Uh, I mean.

Pretty exhausted,
I forgot how to count right.
Time for daylight sleep.

At 4/1/14 09:40 AM, redfield95 wrote:
How the fuck did I
Manage to fuck that up fuck
I'm gonna die now

How did you fuck up?
Stooping low, saying "faggot?"
Where was the mistake?

At 4/1/14 02:40 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

At 4/1/14 01:50 AM, DM692 wrote:

At 4/1/14 01:45 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: I prefer to rap
In case you did not noticed
haiku<rap

You must be a shit
Otherwise, you would be smart
But it is not so

I am too smart, bitch
haiku is just isn't my thing
Don't have a shithead

You suck at Haiku
You can't even fucking count
Just stop existing.

At 4/1/14 09:37 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 3/31/14 09:26 PM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:
Know what you're doing
Op cloning my own thread
Hoping to revive

It's nothing like that.
You seem to be trying to
Use haikus for war.

This is a fight right?
You made this thread so its war
Purpose of this thread?

At 4/1/14 09:50 AM, Kogey wrote: You suck at Haiku
You can't even fucking count
Just stop existing.

should I care kogey?
Haiku is for guys not ryheming
I allow you to loose

At 4/1/14 11:22 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: should I care kogey?
Haiku is for guys not ryheming
I allow you to loose

So you still can't count
You seem like a massive tool.
PLEASE stop existing.

Kogey, he's a guy
I can't say I know him well
But I guess he's nice

At 4/1/14 11:39 AM, Mismo wrote: Kogey, he's a guy
I can't say I know him well
But I guess he's nice

Why thank you, Mismo
You seem like a nice guy too
Will you be my friend? :3

I love doing these
I dont use em anymore
Good for expression

At 4/1/14 08:42 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: I love doing these
I dont use em anymore
Good for expression

Sol I'll suck your dick
But if you don't want me to
Then that's cool, I guess

At 4/1/14 08:47 PM, Chocomilk wrote:

At 4/1/14 08:42 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: I love doing these
I dont use em anymore
Good for expression

Sol I'll suck your dick
But if you don't want me to
Then that's cool, I guess

You son of a bitch
Make this uncomfortable
For that there user

At 4/1/14 09:10 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote:
You son of a bitch
Make this uncomfortable
For that there user

This is fucking dumb
This is the worst thread ever
Fuck this stupid thread

At 4/1/14 11:22 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:
This is a fight right?
You made this thread so its war
Purpose of this thread?

This isn't a fight.
I meant for this to be fun!
Also, poetry...

...which is also fun
I don't understand why you
seem so defensive.

At 4/1/14 09:22 PM, Omega wrote:
This is fucking dumb
This is the worst thread ever
Fuck this stupid thread

You're like Naomi
Except not very charming,
...which isn't like her.

At 4/1/14 09:48 PM, Phobotech wrote:

Phobotech: bad man
cybernetic Texan from hell
do not mess with him

Haiku master here
I could talk like this all day
Its just that much fun

In Japan, Haikus
Arent bound to five-seven-five
They can be free verse

Oh man, im sorry
That wasnt a good haiku
Just saying, its true

At any rate though
Im glad i found this thread though
Haikus are so fun

Heres a question though
Are these all really haikus?
or just structured words?

Haikus are poems
They cant just be random words
There must be meaning

I could say some more
But i might just never stop
So i'll end it here

Now im wondering
Are haikus just that simple?
Nah, there must be more

At 4/1/14 09:22 PM, Omega wrote:

At 4/1/14 09:10 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote:
You son of a bitch
Make this uncomfortable
For that there user

This is fucking dumb
This is the worst thread ever
Fuck this stupid thread

I agree fully friend
You can't have bar fights in this
Haiku is plain gay

At 4/1/14 11:21 PM, Lionelion wrote:

Now im wondering
Are haikus just that simple?
Nah, there must be more

Pretty difficult
To cram meaning, with english
In something so small.

"Baby shoes for sale"
"Slightly used, but never worn."
...That's been done before.

At 4/1/14 11:22 PM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:
I agree fully friend
You can't have bar fights in this
Haiku is plain gay

Why do you use gay
As if that means something bad?
You have a weak mind.