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If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 01:10:46 Reply

What would be the first thing you do?


I have a penis

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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 01:12:48 Reply

bludgeon you


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 01:14:11 Reply

At 3/30/14 01:10 AM, Wegra wrote: What would be the first thing you do?

I come from a tight knit group of friends who will constantly grab each others butts, so I'm used to it.

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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 01:14:50 Reply

spread it open.

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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 01:16:06 Reply

At 3/30/14 01:14 AM, LOLIMKEWL wrote: spread it open.

Like Goatse?


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 01:18:13 Reply

Punch you in the face.


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 01:18:32 Reply

At 3/30/14 01:16 AM, Wegra wrote:
At 3/30/14 01:14 AM, LOLIMKEWL wrote: spread it open.
Like Goatse?

EXACTLY!

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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 01:27:37 Reply

I'd wink and call you "boy"


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 01:28:41 Reply

Tell you to smack it harder over n over.


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 01:33:32 Reply

Inform you that you are touching my butt and accept your apology.


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 01:36:20 Reply

Ask you to start rubbing gently...

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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 01:39:11 Reply

I'd probably deck you in the face.

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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 01:43:20 Reply

I would say nothing and later cry myself to sleep from the trauma.


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 01:44:19 Reply

actually id probably fuck you in the ass

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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 04:50:49 Reply

Nobody touches my bum, not even my girlfriend! So I'd probably put you in a rear naked choke!

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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 05:46:40 Reply

Stabbed you


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 07:08:26 Reply

Kick your ass


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 07:09:26 Reply

Everyone who likes it is gay

Everyone who Dislikes it is a Bigot


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 08:52:12 Reply

There isn't very much to touch. I would just assume you're reaching for my wallet.


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 09:25:00 Reply

Feel really uncomfortable and walk away from you.


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 09:43:09 Reply

Probably ignore you.


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 09:44:32 Reply

Tell you to stop touching my butt. And if you didn't react, I'd punch you in the face. Don't say you haven't been warned.


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 09:44:39 Reply

At 3/30/14 01:10 AM, Wegra wrote: What would be the first thing you do?

I'd scream and run away


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 10:48:10 Reply

I guess I'd probably try to think it was an accident. If I could clearly see it wasn't, I think I would just ignore it. That would be really freaky, but I guess it would depend on where I was. If I was in a crowd, I probably wouldn't do anything, but if it was just you and me, I'd most likely mention it.


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 10:51:52 Reply

grant you a wish

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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 10:58:09 Reply

I would knock you out. Moma said, " Knock you out. "


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 11:00:21 Reply

Fart on your hand.

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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 11:05:11 Reply

i would apologize to you for my lack of a butt, but do keep touching.


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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 11:06:07 Reply

I'd throw down on you with the strength of five mongoloids.

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Response to If I touched your butt... 2014-03-30 11:10:28 Reply

I'd be forced to rape you.


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