https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjsWpM9zFU
Big meh from me.
Usual Michael Bay shenanigans. Lots of shots of shit blowing up, because nobody wants to see marital arts in a TMNT movie, they want to see a city exploding
Shredder is some white guy, who created the turtles to fight crime? What?
This looks more similar to Transformers than I feared.
*sigh*
Why did they have to remove all the appeal from thier faces. Adding muzzles to thier faces ruins a defining part of their design.
Why is Shredder white? I like William Fichtner as an actor, but Shredder is Japanese.
Where is Splinter?
Where is Casey Jones?
Is Shredder really supposed to be the turtles' creator in this? Cuz he's not.
Megan Fox? Really?
Why all the guns?
Where are the Foot clan ninja? Were those guys with the guns supposed to be the Foot? Cuz they're not.
Why is this movie a thing?
Why can't Bay lay off our childhoods and try to make something decent again like the Rock?
Yet another recent movie I have to pretend doesn't exist, along with the Robocop remake.
It also seems that the turtles are also fighting police and the military.
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
Looks awful. I'll stick to the Nickelodeon show, at least is fun.
Megan Fox looking more like a living Realdoll than ever
Half the trailer is just black screens
Looks alright though, might give it a chance
And here I thought nothing was sacred. But Bay and Fox in a movie again? Well hell has froze over.
i love the ninja turtles but this; this is not happening for me. ima pass.
I agree with about every complaint that's already been brought up so I'll just add my own. Someone made the turtles, on purpose? Even if you weren't an origin snob like me that's wrong. The turtles happened from a twist of Daredevil mocking fate. They weren't designed or meant to be but they are. That's a key factor in who they are.
I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's
At 3/27/14 05:29 PM, D-Nightmare wrote:
But aliens? The Ninja Turtles were never supposed to have an origin story that made sense.
I could have missed this but I didn't see anything there that said they were aliens. I assumed they dropped that.
I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's
This isn't going to suck because it's "ruining my childhood."
It's going to be objectively terribly because Michael Bay is a hack director.
At 3/27/14 05:46 PM, BioSlade wrote: The turtles dont even look like turtles....my opinion
Did they ever look like turtles?
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Why is everyone acting like Michael Bay is directing this? Hes not.
Hes a producer and Im pretty sure theyre only using his name to attract "movie goers" We dont even know how much hes contributing.
(his name is attractive to a lot of people believe it or not)
Anyway the turtles look better than I thought save for Michelangelo. The movie just looks ok from that teaser,the only negative I can see is Megan Fox.
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At 3/27/14 06:34 PM, Nor wrote: Why is everyone acting like Michael Bay is directing this? Hes not.
Hes a producer and Im pretty sure theyre only using his name to attract "movie goers" We dont even know how much hes contributing.
(his name is attractive to a lot of people believe it or not)
Anyway the turtles look better than I thought save for Michelangelo. The movie just looks ok from that teaser,the only negative I can see is Megan Fox.
It still has Michael Bay written all over it.
Shot a helicopter for no reason? That's Michael Bay.
At 3/27/14 06:34 PM, Nor wrote: Why is everyone acting like Michael Bay is directing this? Hes not.
Hes a producer and Im pretty sure theyre only using his name to attract "movie goers" We dont even know how much hes contributing.
(his name is attractive to a lot of people believe it or not)
Anyway the turtles look better than I thought save for Michelangelo. The movie just looks ok from that teaser,the only negative I can see is Megan Fox.
BUT I MUST SUCK MICHAEL BAYS CIRCUMCISED JEW PENIS!!!!!!!!!! WHY ARENT YOU SUPPORTING ISRAEL??????????
I thought this thread was about a Your The Man Now Dog movie.
At 3/27/14 06:35 PM, Darthdenim wrote:
It still has Michael Bay written all over it.
Shot a helicopter for no reason? That's Michael Bay.
Yeah but stop saying "AHH MICHAEL BAY IS RUINING MY TURTLES" because in reality the director is the person in charge, and it looked fine. You're only seeing it because you want to see it, Michael Bay is not the only flashy director.
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At 3/27/14 06:34 PM, Nor wrote: The movie just looks ok from that teaser,the only negative I can see is Megan Fox.
And White Shredder creating the turtles. And the henchmen with guns.
At 3/27/14 06:37 PM, Earfetish wrote: I thought this thread was about a Your The Man Now Dog movie.
*You're
sorry everyone
At 3/27/14 06:34 PM, Nor wrote: Why is everyone acting like Michael Bay is directing this? Hes not.
Because he's clearly going to be wearing the credited director like a hand puppet. It happens in scenarios where level of clout is widely disproportionate. Example: Zach Snyder on Man of Steel.
I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's
At 3/27/14 06:39 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:At 3/27/14 06:34 PM, Nor wrote: The movie just looks ok from that teaser,the only negative I can see is Megan Fox.And White Shredder creating the turtles. And the henchmen with guns.
Yeah but I think race is not as important as the actor. Im not saying he'll be good but Megan Fox is more of a negative imo. Many movie adaptaions dont stay true to the source material, doesnt mean theyll be bad.
Id rather have Idris Elba play a punisher than just a mediocre white actor, because Idris Elba is great.
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At 3/27/14 06:44 PM, stafffighter wrote:At 3/27/14 06:34 PM, Nor wrote: Why is everyone acting like Michael Bay is directing this? Hes not.Because he's clearly going to be wearing the credited director like a hand puppet. It happens in scenarios where level of clout is widely disproportionate. Example: Zach Snyder on Man of Steel.
Exactly. Jonathan Liebesman is a puppet that Michael Bay brings out every once in a while.
You think it's just a coincidence that this looks exactly like a Michael Bay directed movie?
