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I smoke because smoking is for cool people, who like to look cool, and do cool things. I just love taking selfies with a cig between my lips. The smooth sensation of smoke filling my lungs is like heaven. Sometimes what I smoke is weed/marijuana but most of the time I just smoke ordinary cigs, ya know? Anyone wanna share smoking stories? Like can you believe this one pregnant bitch asked me nicely to put it out!? I need my nic fix, bitch!

Cigarettes? No, I don't want to have health problems in the future nor die at a early old age. Weed? Nah, interferes with my concentration in life. I want to be 100% focused in life. I don't want my brain to be clouded from reality. I've seen people drastically changed and they don't even take shit seriously even when they are sober and before that they were the most serious people I know after they smoked weed.

It's been almost 2 months since I quit smoking. It's pretty cool.

At 3/25/14 10:41 PM, Scintillating wrote: I smoke because smoking is for cool people, who like to look cool, and do cool things.

Never will.

At 3/25/14 10:41 PM, Scintillating wrote: I smoke because smoking is for cool people, who like to look cool, and do cool things.

And like to smell bad

At 3/25/14 10:51 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Cigarettes? No, I don't want to have health problems in the future nor die at a early old age. Weed? Nah, interferes with my concentration in life. I want to be 100% focused in life. I don't want my brain to be clouded from reality. I've seen people drastically changed and they don't even take shit seriously even when they are sober and before that they were the most serious people I know after they smoked weed.

hahaahhahahhaahhahahahahahahaahah youre a fucking pussy. smoke weed and come back to me and ask me how gooooooooood that shit is.

At 3/25/14 11:03 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote:

hahaahhahahhaahhahahahahahahaahah youre a fucking pussy. smoke weed and come back to me and ask me how gooooooooood that shit is.

Have you ever thought that maybe he just doesn't want to smoke weed? Not everyone wants to smoke weed. How about you go suck a dick and come back and ask me how goooood that shit is.

Because I find dick pretty good.

Do you smoke?!

At 3/25/14 11:08 PM, CrystalStorm wrote:

At 3/25/14 10:51 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Cigarettes? No, I don't want to have health problems in the future nor die at a early old age.

That's great, enjoy your Big Mac tonight.

Yeah, uh huh nice troll post 14er. I haven't ate a Big Mac in my life. Excessive condiments and stacked up meat doesn't really make it look appetizing for me. Also I don't know too many people who eats McDonalds burgers like that, if anything I'd rather have a chicken sandwich.

At 3/25/14 11:03 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: hahaahhahahhaahhahahahahahahaahah youre a fucking pussy. smoke weed and come back to me and ask me how gooooooooood that shit is.

Jeez louise! Trolls are mighty hungry tonight, aren't they?

this shit is just like sex. you dont know what youre missing.

I smoke tobacco out of a pipe. I rarely smoke cigars or cigarettes, but when I smoke the later I tear the filter off.

At 3/25/14 11:22 PM, Thor wrote: when I smoke the later I tear the filter off.

Wow, so hardcore.

Im always like "To be or not to be, that is the question" then flick the cigarette on a gas can blow up secret demon hideouts because everybody knows im a mutha fucking monsta.

At 3/25/14 11:23 PM, koopahermit wrote:

At 3/25/14 11:22 PM, Thor wrote: when I smoke the later I tear the filter off.

Wow, so hardcore.

Only reason I do so is because since I usually smoke out of a pipe I don't feel it when It has a filter. Pipes don't have filters.

i was handed a cigarette once and smoked a bit from it. did not care for it and handed it off to someone who finished it off. don't think i will catch myself smoking again, even if offered to me. i would dislike to be rude but smoking is not my thing.

At 3/25/14 11:03 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote:

hahaahhahahhaahhahahahahahahaahah youre a fucking pussy. smoke weed and come back to me and ask me how gooooooooood that shit is.

You smoke we and are calling him a pussy? Go smoke some crack little girl, then we'll talk.

No, I do not smoke.

holy smokes

I mainly smoke tobacco roll ups and sometimes through my pipe.

what's your favorite tobacco brand NG?

At 3/25/14 10:51 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Cigarettes? No, I don't want to have health problems in the future nor die at a early old age.

You're in for rough surprises regardless of whether you smoke.

havent smoked in almost 4 years yolo

I dont smoke and I never will but I could make characters that do that like Soldiers,mob bosses and etc,

I don't smoke anything. I have only smoked about 3 cigarettes in my life, and it's one of my biggest regrets. I find smoking retarded.

tobacco is for morons

At 3/26/14 04:34 AM, Antilogical wrote:

At 3/25/14 10:51 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Cigarettes? No, I don't want to have health problems in the future nor die at a early old age.

You're in for rough surprises regardless of whether you smoke.

An occasional cigar won't hurt. I have one every 3-6 months or so.

At 3/26/14 03:02 AM, Drinze wrote:

I'm an asthmatic and I smoke 3 cigarettes a day.

So? Doesn't make you any less unhealthy.

If you're really that much of a lamen person to believe tobacco can kill someone then you deserve to die at an old age. (Grammar alert!)

So I think you're calling me lame because I think something that is harmful when it actually is? Wow dude I love you're logic.

The fact that you're even defending tobacco is laughable. Honestly I don't even think you're even trolling right now. If you really think what you just posted was plausible, you're ignorant. I think you and PotHeadParadise would make a great duo together.

At 3/26/14 04:34 AM, Antilogical wrote:

At 3/25/14 10:51 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Cigarettes? No, I don't want to have health problems in the future nor die at a early old age.

You're in for rough surprises regardless of whether you smoke.

True but I'd rather not have tobacco be one of the causes.

An occasional cigar won't hurt. I have one every 3-6 months or so.

BS