Do you own a pocket pussy?

[Clamstuffer]

If so, how is that working out for you?

Also, is it just me, or is there like a double standard where if a guy owns one of those he is weird, but if a girl owns a vibrator everyone is just like of course she does she is a chick... sup with that?

[Sword-of-Kings]

The fuck is that? A fleshlight?

[Sekhem]

yeah, i've tried a few of the shitty japanese disposable ones (they're awful) and a fleshlight

honestly, they're too much trouble to actually use on a regular basis, but fleshlights are actually decent

for me, if i'm jacking off, i don't want to go through a ritual of warming up the damn thing and applying lube

it's usually pretty impulsive and shit like that takes too much planning

girls have it a lot easier when it comes to sex toys

[Quorthon]

Nope. Never will own one.

[FRAYDO]

i do not own one, and i may not ever. i get that double standard, but even i would find any guy weird for owning one.

[ChickenChips]

lol wtf..

[Entice]

No. A nice one is too expensive to justify what I'd get out of it.
My hand and some imagination gets the job done well enough.

[Lemonardo]

The standard is that men are rated in success by having as much sex as possible while women are rated in success by how faithful they are to their partners.

[Clamstuffer]

To clarify thread should say: "pocket pussy and/or pocket butthole."

I didn't mean to discriminate.

[wolfe]

I know right! If they can't afford a dildo... then a banana maybe?

[BioSlade]

Some one been watching zack and miri recently ehh OP?

[Darthdenim]

Yeah.

I find it to be a real hassle, so I hardly ever use it.

[Thoth0]

yes

[SolXeroEraser]

At 3/24/14 04:48 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: To clarify thread should say: "pocket pussy and/or pocket butthole."

I didn't mean to discriminate.

LMAO, "Pocket butthole"

And no. I don't.

[Clamstuffer]

At 3/24/14 04:43 PM, Lemonardo wrote: The standard is that men are rated in success by having as much sex as possible while women are rated in success by how faithful they are to their partners.

I think it is still a weird standard considering people expect for guys masturbate more, and also it is more normal for guys to be into gadgets, you know, so there is that too.

It's like you can be into gadgets... but you can't literally be "into" gadgets.

At 3/24/14 07:13 PM, BioSlade wrote: Some one been watching zack and miri recently ehh OP?

No. I don't even know.

[SneakyGameBoy]

As a guy who mastubates, I can't really see myself getting one.

[yurgenburgen]

when I have settled down I am going to invest in a nice big dildo with a suction cup on it

[717TURD]

I might someday when i have some spare change. Buuuut probably not.

[Viper]

Actually had no idea what the hell you were talking about.
So being the absolute genius I am, I decided to Google it. And now I wanna gouge my eyes out.

so no, i don't have one.

[theblackkangaroo]

At 3/24/14 04:28 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: If so, how is that working out for you?

Also, is it just me, or is there like a double standard where if a guy owns one of those he is weird, but if a girl owns a vibrator everyone is just like of course she does she is a chick... sup with that?

i own 8.

[FRAYDO]

if you were to gift me one, i would gladly accept. i pray it is not a used one.

[Clamstuffer]

At 3/25/14 12:53 AM, Viper wrote: Actually had no idea what the hell you were talking about.
So being the absolute genius I am, I decided to Google it. And now I wanna gouge my eyes out.

so no, i don't have one.

Yeah kind of self-explanatory but ok... You're a man now my son.

[Painbringer]

At 3/25/14 12:53 AM, Viper wrote: And now I wanna gouge my eyes out.

Try severing your visual cortex.

[Viper]

At 3/25/14 03:31 AM, Painbringer wrote:

At 3/25/14 12:53 AM, Viper wrote: And now I wanna gouge my eyes out.

Try severing your visual cortex.

I know I have a rusty pocket knife around here somewhere.....