How Sex affects your grades

[j3nnica]

I recently masturbated before I took a test, and I had taken the pre-test and scored a 95 but when I took the real test I failed at 68%. The test was for iNet+.

Does anyone else agree that guys who think about sex often are stupid. But the effect is quite the opposite with women I believe.

[AntiTanner]

At 9/7/01 01:48 AM, Vj20 wrote: I recently masturbated before I took a test, and I had taken the pre-test and scored a 95 but when I took the real test I failed at 68%. The test was for iNet+.

Does anyone else agree that guys who think about sex often are stupid. But the effect is quite the opposite with women I believe.

I prefer masterbating before taking on a task, such as school or work. Otherwise all i think during said task is "Damn, i wish i could whack off."

[Wall]

It seems to make me relax and calm down during tenseful situations...

[ToonHole]

The best approach is just to whack off during the test. Where your load lands is always a correct answer. See? You even get a freebie.

[Doodler]

Heh. Masturbating is considered full-blown sex? We've reached a new low =(

Of course, whacking off tends to increase my focus and calms me down...I have a hard enough time holding my concentration without thinking about b00bs all the time...

Maybe you'd have gotten a better score if you washed you hands before taking the test. I bet your score decreased because two pages stuck together.

-Doodler

[Valz]

At 9/7/01 02:10 AM, Icarus32 wrote: The best approach is just to whack off during the test. Where your load lands is always a correct answer. See? You even get a freebie.

Icarus all I can say is ......HAHAHAHA!!

[FDA]

At 9/7/01 02:10 AM, Icarus32 wrote: The best approach is just to whack off during the test. Where your load lands is always a correct answer. See? You even get a freebie.

hahaha---------

I know that masturbation works well before playing a concert. This also worked well when I did theatre...

However sometimes, it is good to hold off and save up the load... especially if it has been a while.... I mean bust that oil gusher hot lava style post performance for a special friend or for your own enjoyment... the release will be nothing short of a new found religious experience!!!!

[Doodler]

FDA says --

...the release will be nothing short of a new found religious experience!!!!

Every day is another blast of joy.

=)

-Doodler

[fourchinnigan]

When I was in college, my professors were always bitching at me for bringing pets to class, but they didn't seem to mind when I was fellating them. College was weird.

[rockthrower-42]

At 9/7/01 01:48 AM, Vj20 wrote: Does anyone else agree that guys who think about sex often are stupid. But the effect is quite the opposite with women I believe.

I agree.

[AntiTanner]

At 9/7/01 02:43 AM, FDA wrote: However sometimes, it is good to hold off and save up the load... especially if it has been a while.... I mean bust that oil gusher hot lava style post performance for a special friend or for your own enjoyment... the release will be nothing short of a new found religious experience!!!!

That would work...if i had groupies. Damnit, Share!

[HAQnSPITT]

At 9/7/01 01:48 AM, Vj20 wrote: I recently masturbated before I took a test, and I had taken the pre-test and scored a 95 but when I took the real test I failed at 68%. The test was for iNet+.

Does anyone else agree that guys who think about sex often are stupid. But the effect is quite the opposite with women I believe.

Hmm, maybe it’s the opposite.
Last semester in college I took 30 units and got straight A’s without even trying, but I’ve been told I act very asexual.

[rockthrower-42]

At 9/7/01 05:47 AM, HAQnSPITT wrote: Hmm, maybe it’s the opposite.
Last semester in college I took 30 units and got straight A’s without even trying, but I’ve been told I act very asexual.

Maybe people in general (both guys and dolls) who don't think about sex are smarter since they can focus on other things, neh?

[FDA]

At 9/7/01 02:45 AM, Doodler wrote:

FDA says --

...the release will be nothing short of a new found religious experience!!!!

Every day is another blast of joy.

=)

why stop at A blast of Joy when you can have mulitple???

[Freakapotimus]

Masturbation usually makes me very sleepy... and I have to pee afterwards. 3rd year at college I masturbated once, and I almost failed out. Is there a connection?

[ToonHole]

I masturbate, and I have a ringing in my ears. Sometimes I can't hear stuff. Normal?

Knowing me, probably not.

[THE-DAN-of-Justice]

I prefer to just jerk in the teacher's face, and then wait to see what grade I get, Ms. Torgeson liked it.

[fault]

At 9/7/01 06:54 AM, Freakapotimus wrote: Masturbation usually makes me very sleepy... and I have to pee afterwards. 3rd year at college I masturbated once, and I almost failed out. Is there a connection?

Yeah.....why do we always have to take a piss after masterbation? Cause we're using up all the fluids in our system?

[ChronoBasher]

At 9/7/01 01:48 AM, Vj20 wrote: I recently masturbated before I took a test, and I had taken the pre-test and scored a 95 but when I took the real test I failed at 68%. The test was for iNet+.

Does anyone else agree that guys who think about sex often are stupid. But the effect is quite the opposite with women I believe.

Ejaculation kills brain cells, i'm not kidding, i saw it on the news.

[THE-DAN-of-Justice]

Ejaculation kills brain cells, i'm not kidding, i saw it on the news.

Maybe that is why Grove is so stupid

[THE-DAN-of-Justice]

This is one is Grove, just for you andrew

[ChronoBasher]

At 9/8/01 12:10 AM, THE_DAN_of_Justice wrote: This is one is Grove, just for you andrew

haha nice.

[DiscoStuart]

He's the one they call doctor feelgood!

[THE-DAN-of-Justice]

Another one for andrew, it is fruitcake