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Response to Grading Pussy 2014-03-22 18:14:03 Reply

1. Do it stank


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Response to Grading Pussy 2014-03-22 18:24:56 Reply

Before grading pussy, you should attempt (fruitlessly) getting some.

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Response to Grading Pussy 2014-03-22 19:18:08 Reply

At 3/21/14 07:33 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: I say things like, "Oh, that a very nice piece of pussy." and tag her with a pricing gun.

I just might have to steal this as my new go-to metaphor to describe PUA douchery.


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Response to Grading Pussy 2014-03-22 19:52:34 Reply

You forgot the able to get check box


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Response to Grading Pussy 2014-03-22 19:57:56 Reply

Grade 4 or younger

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Response to Grading Pussy 2014-03-22 21:54:25 Reply

Pussy is the place to stick your dick in, not your mouth.

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Response to Grading Pussy 2014-03-22 22:44:11 Reply

What...the flying...fuck.


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Response to Grading Pussy 2014-03-23 08:55:42 Reply

Smell is definitely a factor, Presentation is definitely a factor. Hygiene, especially attached to health is important...

Don't really care about color, but in extreme cases, I guess that would go in with presentation. Also along with presentation, the management of hair. Don't care if its shaved or wild, as long as the hair doesn't find its way into my mouth often.

Tightness is absolutely a factor...ranging from "Vice-Like, Controllable Grip" to "I may as well just defecate into my hand and I'd get the same results"

...its a complicated, but intimate scale of measurement.


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Response to Grading Pussy 2014-03-23 20:31:27 Reply

At 3/22/14 07:43 AM, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote: I rate women overall based on cars and they range from whoptie to Farrari

*Mileage ?
*How many previous owners ?
*How often is the oil changed ?
*Are parts well lubricated ?
*Any Body/Interior damage ?
*Remolding/custom parts ?

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