stafffighter mystery box

[stafffighter]

I got a mystery box. The second to last that will ever exist until they do this again. Wanna see what I got? Everyone always shows the box first in these threads in case you don't know what boxes are. Small dog for scale.

[Jester]

I like yer pooch

[stafffighter]

At 3/20/14 05:01 PM, Jester wrote: I like yer pooch

Thank you. She's a cutie.

Also cute, this penicorn and solar powered tail waving cat!

[Satan]

Your dog looks incredibly angry for some reason.

[stafffighter]

At 3/20/14 05:05 PM, Satan wrote: Your dog looks incredibly angry for some reason.

It's the eyes isn't it? I had to use a flash because she wouldn't stand still long enough.

You know what does stick in one place? stickers!

Falconry, hope, jerry, postcards and an envolpe full of 16 bit era game players subscriber goodies. Tons of cards and posters. I could be the AVGN in like ten minutes with these.
Also playing cards. Tankman 2. Edd, Brian, and Ban-ta Clause himself. WADE!.

[stafffighter]

Unreal tourney at my place. You bring the x box.

[ChaRee]

At 3/20/14 04:57 PM, stafffighter wrote: Small dog for scale.

MINI SCHNAUZER :D

More pics of her rather than what's in the box. She's fucking adorable.

[stafffighter]

At 3/20/14 05:23 PM, ChaRee wrote:

MINI SCHNAUZER :D

More pics of her rather than what's in the box. She's fucking adorable.

Yes she is. also adorable. this lady shirt! Also a boys shirt.

[Profanity]

At 3/20/14 05:27 PM, stafffighter wrote: Yes she is. also adorable. this lady shirt! Also a boys shirt.

XL ladies shirt.

That's not a shirt, that's a dress.

[stafffighter]

At 3/20/14 05:33 PM, Profanity wrote:

XL ladies shirt.

That's not a shirt, that's a dress.

It would go well with these other things then. Yes, that's a real whip.

If this picture as a concept appeals to any of the ladies here send me a PM.

[ChaRee]

At 3/20/14 05:27 PM, stafffighter wrote: Yes she is. also adorable. this lady shirt! Also a boys shirt.

Seriously, more pics of her. I love mini's...

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

At 3/20/14 05:27 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 3/20/14 05:23 PM, ChaRee wrote:

MINI SCHNAUZER :D

More pics of her rather than what's in the box. She's fucking adorable.

Yes she is. also adorable. this lady shirt! Also a boys shirt.

Who's the lady in your life? ;)

[Boomstick]

At 3/20/14 05:40 PM, stafffighter wrote:
It would go well with these other things then. Yes, that's a real whip.

If this picture as a concept appeals to any of the ladies here send me a PM.

Looks like Tom wasn't lying when he said there would be a candy g-string in one of the boxes.

[stafffighter]

At 3/20/14 05:44 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:

Who's the lady in your life? ;)

Don't make fun of a man who's eager for reasons to use his new whip.

Let's lighten the mood. Things in disc form!

Alien Hominid for the ps2. Retarded animal Babies, Caution children at play, ng hip hop, a pico sticker I forgot to put in the sticker picture!

[FRAYDO]

At 3/20/14 05:04 PM, stafffighter wrote: solar powered tail waving cat!

all of my want.

[stafffighter]

We need random crap. Here is!

A giant metal penny. A cord. Vinyl will kill you cards. Vinyl will kill you giant poster. half an action figure with a monster on it's head. sheriff 1976 button. nintendo ds pins. PS2 memory card!

[stafffighter]

Comics! Gotta have comics!

1976. A signed copy of Broken Saints. More stickers I didn't get in the sticker picture. There were a lot of stickers.

[FIGMENTUM]

where's all the cool stuff like coal and rotten food

[stafffighter]

At 3/20/14 06:24 PM, FIGMENTUM wrote: where's all the cool stuff like coal and rotten food

Why is no one talking about the whip? Or why they would have a whip at the office? It's a fucking whip! Here's something more mundane, calenders of the past.

[kazumazkan]

well all of that is nice
but why was there a whip.....

[Jester]

At 3/20/14 07:16 PM, kazumazkan wrote: well all of that is nice
but why was there a whip.....

You know why.

[Viper]

At 3/20/14 05:58 PM, stafffighter wrote: A giant metal penny.

I have a giant metal bicentennial quarter keychain. We can be giant coin buddies!

PS2 memory card!

Is there anything on it?

At 3/20/14 06:06 PM, stafffighter wrote: More stickers I didn't get in the sticker picture. There were a lot of stickers.

The hell man. I tried getting some of those stickers but it said they were all sold out....

[stafffighter]

At 3/20/14 07:17 PM, Jester wrote:

At 3/20/14 07:16 PM, kazumazkan wrote: well all of that is nice
but why was there a whip.....

You know why.

I assume Tom used it on Luis.

At 3/20/14 07:23 PM, Viper wrote:

At 3/20/14 05:58 PM, stafffighter wrote:
PS2 memory card!

Is there anything on it?

I don't have a ps2 anymore. Now I'm curious! What if Stamper made filthy customized characters and put them on here? What if Alien Hominid with permanent God mode is on here? What if they unlocked Hitman perks I didn't? Damn you!

[Viper]

At 3/20/14 07:31 PM, stafffighter wrote: I don't have a ps2 anymore. Now I'm curious! What if Stamper made filthy customized characters and put them on here? What if Alien Hominid with permanent God mode is on here? What if they unlocked Hitman perks I didn't? Damn you!

Well theres a few things you can do.
1. You could ask Tom and he'll probably say he doesn't remember whats on it.
2. You could go out and buy another PS2 and find out fofr yourself.
or
3. You could give it to me so I can find out.

[Boomstick]

At 3/20/14 07:17 PM, Jester wrote:

At 3/20/14 07:16 PM, kazumazkan wrote: well all of that is nice
but why was there a whip.....

You know why.

Well duh, they had a BDSM Club meeting every Tuesday.

[stafffighter]

I was just cleaning out the packing peanuts from the box and I found these, five more sheriff buttons and a little porcline frog with googly eyes. I wonder who was this frog's first daddy and what he has seen. But now he will join my adventure.

[Gagsy]

Cool stuff. Was hopeful for a split second that the dog came from NG.

[stafffighter]

At 3/20/14 09:51 PM, Gagsy wrote: Cool stuff. Was hopeful for a split second that the dog came from NG.

Nope. I tried to take a picture of her next to the penicorn but she wouldn't do it. It's like she can read my sense of humor and judge me, then turn over to make me rub her belly.

[Maltos]

At 3/20/14 05:40 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I see now that Tom wasn't lying about the candy G string

Nice mystery box

[Gagsy]

At 3/20/14 10:50 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Nope. I tried to take a picture of her next to the penicorn but she wouldn't do it. It's like she can read my sense of humor and judge me, then turn over to make me rub her belly.

Haha she's got you trained quite nicely!

My old dog (rip) quite liked a penicorn or two.