Highway penis attack!

[Conal]

A 40 year old man was found on the A66 (dual-carriageway) having had his penis cut off. He's currently in a coma and a 22 year old man has been arrested on suspicious of the alleged assault.

Does this story make you feel weird?

*Penis cut off in attack in Middlesbrough
*Arrest made after man is found by the side of the road with his penis cut off
*Man found staggering on A66 after having penis cut off
*Man who was found at side of road with PENIS chopped off is put into induced coma
*Arrest After Man Found On A66 'With Penis Cut Off'

Apparently; roads have been closed "to allow officers to search for the severed appendage." God damn!

[Piggler]

That's awful. They didn't even find his dick...but then again, I bet nobody was trying that to find somebody else's dick in the grass.

Still, a story like that really makes you appreciate your Johnson.

[Conal]

At 3/14/14 05:01 AM, Piggler wrote: That's awful. They didn't even find his dick...but then again, I bet nobody was trying that to find somebody else's dick in the grass.

Maybe they'll send the dogs to sniff it out.

Still, a story like that really makes you appreciate your Johnson.

Absolutely.

[ChazDude]

That's just...weird to think about...

[oxy78414]

i'm... looking forward to seeing if we ever find out the motivation for this.

it's a bit of a dick move, after all.

[ragnkinson]

At 3/14/14 06:43 AM, oxy78414 wrote: i'm... looking forward to seeing if we ever find out the motivation for this.

it's a bit of a dick move, after all.

Don't be so cocky now

[Cyberdevil]

The world is a crazy place. O_O

[Viper]

The fuck....

At 3/14/14 05:02 AM, Conal wrote:

At 3/14/14 05:01 AM, Piggler wrote: That's awful. They didn't even find his dick...but then again, I bet nobody was trying that to find somebody else's dick in the grass.

Maybe they'll send the dogs to sniff it out.

I have a strong feeling that if they do that they'll end up eating it.

[zmatt007]

At 3/14/14 06:45 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 3/14/14 06:43 AM, oxy78414 wrote: i'm... looking forward to seeing if we ever find out the motivation for this.

it's a bit of a dick move, after all.

Don't be so cocky now

If the guy just did a cock block he would be fine

[D-Nightmare]

At 3/14/14 06:45 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 3/14/14 06:43 AM, oxy78414 wrote: i'm... looking forward to seeing if we ever find out the motivation for this.

it's a bit of a dick move, after all.

Don't be so cocky now

Hard times, you know.

[NekoMika]

That is messed up.

[Slint]

At 3/14/14 05:01 AM, Piggler wrote: I bet nobody was trying that to find somebody else's dick in the grass.

I'm not so sure, it's such an important apendage to every living male I guess for sympathy sake they'd be trying p hard.

[KatMaestro]

That is so disturbing...

[MrWade]

I wonder where it ran off to.

[Boomstick]

I thought someone threw their penis at traffic, but yeesh a horrible story.

[Grotty]

At 3/14/14 05:01 AM, Piggler wrote: Still, a story like that really makes you appreciate your Johnson.

You're right. I'm going to appreciate mine right now.

[Vinnyy]

This marks the beginning of the case of the missing manhood.

[0ctopus]

At 3/14/14 05:17 PM, SCTE3 wrote: That is messed up.

I expected that you would've been envious

[Conal]

At 3/15/14 12:37 AM, MrWade wrote: I wonder where it ran off to.

This reminds me of a classic flash.

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At 3/15/14 12:55 AM, Boomstick wrote:

I thought someone threw their penis at traffic, but yeesh a horrible story.

Yeah. I might try my hand at doing news headlines.

At 3/15/14 12:57 AM, Grotty wrote: You're right. I'm going to appreciate mine right now.

Lol.

At 3/15/14 12:59 AM, Vinnyy wrote: This marks the beginning of the case of the missing manhood.

I guess you could say... someone has been Robbin' Hood.

[Satan]

This happened not far from me. I'll keep my eyes peeled for any cocks laying around.

[Conal]

At 3/15/14 01:27 AM, Satan wrote: This happened not far from me. I'll keep my eyes peeled for any cocks laying around.

That sad thing is (and I mean this in a totally none-facetious way); stray animals could have already eaten it, like crows or foxes. I doubt it's possible to save it now, even if it was left untouched.

[Satan]

At 3/15/14 01:40 AM, Conal wrote:

At 3/15/14 01:27 AM, Satan wrote: This happened not far from me. I'll keep my eyes peeled for any cocks laying around.

That sad thing is (and I mean this in a totally none-facetious way); stray animals could have already eaten it, like crows or foxes. I doubt it's possible to save it now, even if it was left untouched.

I don't know whether I'd laugh or cry if I were told foxes ate my severed penis.

[DrClay]

You know, I hate anyone who places harm on another living thing, especially if its a helpless animal.
Cutting off someones manhood is just downright cold-hearted.
Like, really? You're gonna be that much of an asshole to someone?
I'm not saying that anything else would of been better, I just would think cutting ones manhood would be crossing the line.

[RydiaLockheart]

They managed to reattach John Wayne Bobbit's dick, so it's not outside the realm of possibility. Also, he was able to go into porn afterwards, so it did get back in working order.

If they're not able to locate it...then how will the guy pee?

[Conal]

At 3/15/14 03:54 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: If they're not able to locate it...then how will the guy pee?

Think of a bottle with a hole at the bottom.

[DrClay]

I don't wish to sound immature, but I wonder if they will consider attaching a new one from a donated source...