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Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 16:56:05

Body equals planet. Gravity equals consciousness. When gravity leaves, the planet stops spinning. When consciousness leaves, the body stops living.

I believe I have figured out consciousness. Please tell me how I am wrong and make me feel like a basement dweller as fast as you can, before I become full of myself from this level of genius.


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:01:54

At 3/13/14 04:56 PM, Insanctuary wrote: Please tell me how I am wrong and make me feel like a basement dweller as fast as you can, before I become full of myself from this level of genius.

begging to be insulted is pretty pathetic

i guess that's nothing new for you, though


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:05:43

When the planet stops spinning is when gravity fails, not the other way around...


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:07:09

At 3/13/14 05:05 PM, Slacker013 wrote: When the planet stops spinning is when gravity fails, not the other way around...

nah dude Gravity sold pretty well idk what you're talking about


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:08:54

At 3/13/14 04:56 PM, Insanctuary wrote: I believe I have figured out consciousness. Please tell me how I am wrong and make me feel like a basement dweller as fast as you can, before I become full of myself from this level of genius.

At this rate, its too late for you


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:10:24

At 3/13/14 05:05 PM, Slacker013 wrote: When the planet stops spinning is when gravity fails, not the other way around...

You're proving my inverse-point, my friend. If you cross-reference that, you'll also realize it applies to consciousness fails when the body stops working. All the more reason to agree with my brilliant theory.

At 3/13/14 05:01 PM, Sekhem wrote: begging to be insulted is pretty pathetic

It's the sincerest form of flattery, why would it ever be pathetic?

i guess that's nothing new for you, though

I think of it like, people want to insult you to get a reaction, but if you enjoy it, what else is there for them to do if they can't even resort to their lowly antics?


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:11:16

At 3/13/14 05:07 PM, Oolaph wrote:
At 3/13/14 05:05 PM, Slacker013 wrote: When the planet stops spinning is when gravity fails, not the other way around...
nah dude Gravity sold pretty well idk what you're talking about

I sure wasn't talking about Sandra Bullock floating in outer space...


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:12:08

At 3/13/14 05:10 PM, Insanctuary wrote:
At 3/13/14 05:01 PM, Sekhem wrote: begging to be insulted is pretty pathetic
It's the sincerest form of flattery, why would it ever be pathetic?

did i stutter

why are you asking me a question in response to my simple, correct statement

do you doubt me, you fucking loser


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:33:13

At 3/13/14 05:12 PM, Sekhem wrote: why are you asking me a question in response to my simple, correct statement

How is it a correct statement, and how can I not doubt you, when you used a term of doubt, "pretty", when writing your supposed "correct statement"?


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:35:15

At 3/13/14 05:33 PM, Insanctuary wrote:
At 3/13/14 05:12 PM, Sekhem wrote: why are you asking me a question in response to my simple, correct statement
How is it a correct statement, and how can I not doubt you, when you used a term of doubt, "pretty", when writing your supposed "correct statement"?

pretty = very and conveys no doubt

don't know what part of the world you're from

it's still correct and you're not

i don't know how you're going to wriggle your way out of this, maggot


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:37:47

Gravity is a phenomenon that doesn't "leave" or cease to happen (to our knowledge).
On the other hand it appears that consciousness ends when an individual's body ceases to function.
It is also possible to temporarily lose consciousness without dying.

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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:38:59

At 3/13/14 05:35 PM, Sekhem wrote: pretty = very and conveys no doubt

Your girlfriend is pregnant and you're driving to the hospital. She needs reassurance from you, so she asks you "are we almost there"? You then say one of the two: "we're pretty close" -- "we're very close". How would she react in each scenario, Sekhem?

don't know what part of the world you're from

The part that nobody lives in, but pretends they do.

it's still correct and you're not

If it's correct, then explain why you must reassure it. ;)

i don't know how you're going to wriggle your way out of this, maggot

It's like a petite man evacuating a 800 pound transvestite's grove.


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:41:59

At 3/13/14 05:10 PM, Insanctuary wrote:
At 3/13/14 05:05 PM, Slacker013 wrote: When the planet stops spinning is when gravity fails, not the other way around...
You're proving my inverse-point, my friend. If you cross-reference that, you'll also realize it applies to consciousness fails when the body stops working. All the more reason to agree with my brilliant theory.

But then again when the consciousness fails the body doesn't have to fail, people tend to call that a coma. I haven't heard of a planet going into a coma...


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:42:06

Also this should be called a metaphor and not a theory.

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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:42:32

At 3/13/14 05:38 PM, Insanctuary wrote: Your girlfriend is pregnant and you're driving to the hospital. She needs reassurance from you, so she asks you "are we almost there"? You then say one of the two: "we're pretty close" -- "we're very close". How would she react in each scenario, Sekhem?

the exact same?

The part that nobody lives in, but pretends they do.

cool

If it's correct, then explain why you must reassure it. ;)

because you're a retard and you need the repetition to understand

It's like a petite man evacuating a 800 pound transvestite's grove.

stupid


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:44:51

Did You Run Out Of Excuses To Bump The Other Thread Where You Said The Exact Same Thing

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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:53:49

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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:55:37

At 3/13/14 05:53 PM, Asandir wrote: Are You Not Feeling Well Today? Your Posts Are Much Shorter Than Usual.

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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:57:41

At 3/13/14 05:44 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: Did You Run Out Of Excuses To Bump The Other Thread Where You Said The Exact Same Thing

Actually, this is a finished result. This is the real deal. The first one was asking the question about consciousness being gravity. This thread is taking it one step further.

At 3/13/14 05:42 PM, Sekhem wrote: the exact same?

Is there ever a moment that anything is the exact same, or is this implying that you are too lazy to insist that you're correct, and the fact that admitting to the scenarios as being two different cases would defeat your argument, no?

because you're a retard and you need the repetition to understand

Understand what exactly?

stupid

I'm only trying to reflect your level of discussion, my bad.

At 3/13/14 05:42 PM, Entice wrote: Also this should be called a metaphor and not a theory.

It's not a metaphor; it's a theory. Notice how I have stated that conscious is a "FORM" of gravity, and not gravity, itself?

At 3/13/14 05:40 PM, Iheartaliens wrote: I have now learned gravity is my consciousness, thank you for gracing me with your brilliance.

You are welcome. Here's some more brilliance: aliens aren't real, but are metaphoric constituents of the mind to represent specific psychical meanings.

At 3/13/14 05:41 PM, Slacker013 wrote: But then again when the consciousness fails the body doesn't have to fail, people tend to call that a coma. I haven't heard of a planet going into a coma...

Actually, you're mistaking the actual wording for your interpretation of my wording as being my wording. I never said "failed", I said "when gravity leaves". This could be taken as it leaving on its own, or leaving resulted by the planet's spinning ceasing. I was referring to the latter. Therefore try not to misinterpret my genius, it makes me want to become a mad scientist.


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 17:58:45

At 3/13/14 04:56 PM, Insanctuary wrote:

When gravity leaves, the planet stops spinning.

This is where your little 'theory' is flawed. Gravity isn't what makes the world spin, it's the conservation of angular momentum. This is the same with all of the other planets. They all started spinning from when they were created and have not stopped because no opposite force has acted upon them.

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At 3/13/14 06:03 PM, Iheartaliens wrote: You know there's a difference between trolling and having down syndrome.

You know there's a saying that says our avatars reflect what our souls look like.

At 3/13/14 05:53 PM, Asandir wrote: Are You Not Feeling Well Today? Your Posts Are Much Shorter Than Usual.

Sometimes I wonder if you have managed to retain Asandir, while copying you know who.

At 3/13/14 05:58 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: This is where your little 'theory' is flawed. Gravity isn't what makes the world spin, it's the conservation of angular momentum. This is the same with all of the other planets. They all started spinning from when they were created and have not stopped because no opposite force has acted upon them.

I already know this (there is one issue you wrote). I carefully constructed the sentence to suggest that, but even that failed (now I'm using it). Notice how I wrote "when gravity leaves", this could be taken as it, itself, is leaving, or leaving because of something else (I don't know, maybe the planet stops spinning). I am referring to the latter. The issue is, gravity encompasses space. All planets have gravity. Therefore gravity isn't just the result of a planet spinning, it's a very mandatory component to its spinning on different scales different from the way gravity works as we observe it. And moreover, if my theory is true, then gravity is much bigger than that.


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 18:13:45

I am the Anti lich!~


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 18:17:18

At 3/13/14 06:15 PM, Iheartaliens wrote:
At 3/13/14 06:11 PM, Insanctuary wrote: You know there's a saying that says our avatars reflect what our souls look like.
Indeed, I have to go out of my way to act retarded, but for you it comes so naturally.

I cracked at that...

Well, you both seem fit each other.

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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 18:17:54

At 3/13/14 05:57 PM, Insanctuary wrote: Actually, you're mistaking the actual wording for your interpretation of my wording as being my wording. I never said "failed", I said "when gravity leaves". This could be taken as it leaving on its own, or leaving resulted by the planet's spinning ceasing. I was referring to the latter. Therefore try not to misinterpret my genius, it makes me want to become a mad scientist.

And I'm saying gravity can't just leave, it can't even fail. Gravity is consistent, it will always be until you escape the Milky Way. The only thing gravity can be is weak or strong, you on the other hand are free to "leave".

Mad scientist tend to be basement dwellers, that's why their "evil lairs" always got that "living in your parents basement" feeling to them.


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At 3/13/14 06:17 PM, Slacker013 wrote: And I'm saying gravity can't just leave, it can't even fail. Gravity is consistent, it will always be until you escape the Milky Way. The only thing gravity can be is weak or strong, you on the other hand are free to "leave".

Mad scientist tend to be basement dwellers, that's why their "evil lairs" always got that "living in your parents basement" feeling to them.

Actually, gravity can leave the object it occupied when that object ceases. Please redeem yourself.

And with the mad scientist chime, you have redeemed yourself.

At 3/13/14 06:17 PM, Elitistinen wrote: I cracked

Speaking of cracks...

At 3/13/14 06:15 PM, Iheartaliens wrote: Indeed, I have to go out of my way to act retarded, but for you it comes so naturally.

Considering you are spouting pejoratives on Ann Coulter's level, I believe what you mean by "out of my way", is that you have to pull your head out of your ass first, amirite?


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 18:30:19

At 3/13/14 06:15 PM, Iheartaliens wrote:
At 3/13/14 06:11 PM, Insanctuary wrote: You know there's a saying that says our avatars reflect what our souls look like.
Indeed, I have to go out of my way to act retarded, but for you it comes so naturally.

I'll admit, I genuinely laughed at this.


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 18:33:15

My theory is that you waste your time thinking about things you can't even begin to logically grasp through scientific reasoning.

My other theory is that Sekhem's gravitational pull is so great, that the moment he approaches you, you cross the event horizon and are stuck up his ass for all eternity.


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 18:34:02

At 3/13/14 06:11 PM, Insanctuary wrote: Sometimes I wonder if you have managed to retain Asandir, while copying you know who.

Of course! Infact my consciousness and gravity is pulling me to you, so that I can give you a nice hug <3


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 18:39:22

At 3/13/14 06:34 PM, Asandir wrote: Of course! Infact my consciousness and gravity is pulling me to you, so that I can give you a nice hug <3

If it's pulling you, then why would I want to have reluctant hugs?

At 3/13/14 06:33 PM, Zhon wrote: My theory is that you waste your time thinking about things you can't even begin to logically grasp through scientific reasoning.

My other theory is that Sekhem's gravitational pull is so great, that the moment he approaches you, you cross the event horizon and are stuck up his ass for all eternity.

I haven't wasted my time, hence why my theory was inversed and still held true to its form. When information can be inversed, and that inversed information is true to its original form, that means that it's true, for all things true can be reverse-engineered to understand the truth from inside as well as outside. Therefore bugger off with your self-defeatist envy. I have other ways to explain how this theory > your theory. Besides, you haven't argued it. You just make general statement like "herp, I can't grasp it so I know you can't; but how can I grasp what I know in what I don't know, if I don't know enough to grasp what I do not know?"


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Response to Interesting theory that even NG <3s 2014-03-13 18:41:55

At 3/13/14 06:39 PM, Insanctuary wrote:
At 3/13/14 06:34 PM, Asandir wrote: Of course! Infact my consciousness and gravity is pulling me to you, so that I can give you a nice hug <3
If it's pulling you, then why would I want to have reluctant hugs?

It's not about you wanting that hug. It's part of the bigger picture. Embrace that love!


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