Is anyone else annoyed at the recent trend that Caesary started back in the year two-thousand-whenthefuck with its stupid huge tits advertisements for its game?
Games these days use ridiculous sex appeal to get players. I would be fine with it if it was actually part of the game, but it has nothing to do with the content. Not only is it degrading to women, it's a little insulting as a male gamer. Catch my attention with some intriguing fucking gameplay, not your shitty teenage wetdream bullshit.
If you have nothing intellectual to contribute you could always post some amusing bad sexually oriented game ads here, since I'm too lazy to go find some.
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I can sum up the advertisers' point of view in two words: sex sells.
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At 3/7/14 02:11 AM, FistofGreedo wrote: ello' ello' ello'
This is an example of proper use of sexuality. It is actually a prominent feature of the game. Yes, sex does sell... Doesn't make it any less obnoxious in the scenario I mentioned.
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I think it's just the ads getting to you.
At 3/7/14 02:27 AM, Piggler wrote: I think it's just the ads getting to you.
those breasts are terribly oversized.
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At 3/7/14 02:29 AM, FistofGreedo wrote:At 3/7/14 02:27 AM, Piggler wrote: I think it's just the ads getting to you.those breasts are terribly oversized.
And?
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I posted this one a while back, but I really do like the artwork.
At 3/7/14 02:39 AM, DM692 wrote: I posted this one a while back, but I really do like the artwork.
Oh, I should mention this. Don't get me wrong... I do like most of the art. I just don't think it applies... At all.
The art I don't like is when they do ridiculous crap like cut out the breasts in photoshop and animate them blowing up like balloons. Isn't that some weird fetish or something?
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At 3/7/14 02:57 AM, Zhon wrote: The art I don't like is when they do ridiculous crap like cut out the breasts in photoshop and animate them blowing up like balloons. Isn't that some weird fetish or something?
its called inflation nerd
At 3/7/14 02:27 AM, Piggler wrote: I think it's just the ads getting to you.
I don't play the games, so if the content doesn't match it doesn't much matter to me, the ads are nice to look at.
At 3/7/14 03:36 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:At 3/7/14 02:27 AM, Piggler wrote: I think it's just the ads getting to you.I don't play the games, so if the content doesn't match it doesn't much matter to me, the ads are nice to look at.
I don't know about you, but for me fake girls with ridiculously oversized fake breasts really are the opposite of "nice to look at". :/
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Whats more annoying is how 90% of ads on somewhat questionable streaming sites are tailored to the homosexual man. Although not sure what guys want to be shagging grannies (an ad I get a lot). Trust me, there ain't many straight men streaming Teen Wolf so the ads are wasted.
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I would play the hell outta a game if it had a sexy gay yaoi as an advertisement.
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There is this game, I think called warturne or something stupid like that which I ended up "remembering" (as I quite blatantly failed) for this. They advertised their game as being "adult MMORPG, Men only! Warning that when you start playing your friends won't see you for weeks!" or something close to that with an image of mostly naked badly drawn fantasy women with stupidly big breasts wearing stupid clothing. Now for the blatant problems and horrible shit about it.
1: the females were so horribly sex appeal that it is just degrading to all parties involved, first to women for the obvious reasons, and secondly to myself as the receiver of this advert that they think such a sexualised image is anything I would be slightly desiring to even look at yet alone investigate, and third to the makers of the game who are quite clearly people who have never left the house or talked to a girl. Also finally to the people the game is meant to be attracting with a point I'll elaborate on later.
2: "Men only" Think about this for a moment. This is an MMORPG, a game played by many players and it is the players who talk to each other and play together in the game world. So this is an adult sex based game which attracts people with pictures of naked girls etc. while also saying MEN ONLY, as in ONLY males are allowed to play this game........so who the hell is the game targeting here?! Clearly with the vast female sexual appeal it would seem like straight men who have never spoken to the strange beings known as females, so if this was the case why is it MEN only? Why are they advertising only MALES will play the game if they are trying to attract with the sex appeal of females if you are saying that NO females will be playing? It is retarded....well sadly it was probably done because the people they are trying to lure into an even worse life are too stupid to notice and instead just think "duh im a men and i like teh tits want to fuck eheheh!" Which leads into my final point
3: They shave no care at al lto even hide the fact they are wanting to plainly take advantage of people lacking even the basic social and intellectual skills, claiming pleased with themselves that "your friends won't see you for weeks!" meaning this game expects to corrupt the person to the point of obsessively playing all day everyday never leaving the house, never going to see people, never going to work, never looking after themselves. It is basically the game which people claim MMOs to be, when people complain about WoW being evil and the like and where good games like that try to at least attempt to prevent it, but this one completely endorses it with no care given to the players, the players who they attract for sex appeal when they even say there won't be any females in it. Because obviously even over a computer talking to a female is an impossible feat.
So there, I have been meaning to make that rant for a while as I KEEP getting those fucking adverts on youtube all the time, well I will admit I haven't had them recently, but they kept bringing out new ones, each one looking more and more degrading. And then at some point they randomly changed it to be a pirate thing, either that or they stole someone elses artwork of a pirate without bothering to check if it fitted, which was probably what happened. I doubt sites like that use their own artwork even if so terribly drawn.
I will say that I love it when some characters are hot, of course I do, but it swiftly gets past that point and just turns into sex appeal which is unappealing. These type of adverts have that in abundance. To finish this off, I will add a picture of another advert along this same line, again from youtube, as fuck google who apparently think whatever sexual stuff I do search for would for some reason relate to this crap. Here is a picture of a female with a brand on her mentioning she is free to be owned, what else could it be? It was deliberatly done to make the people viewing think "duh free ass huhuh! sexit!" I suppose we should be glad they at least aren't doing implied prostitution, only because it doesn't count when "free" Even though obviously such "free" things take more money than anything else when they begin to hook people in with whatever sexualisation they come up with this time.
I really wish google stopped giving me these adverts as the girls in it are just plain unappealing, not that I want adverts of appealing sexual things, as if I wanted that I would just go and look up stuff billions of times better. But it is really obnoxious to get this shit on the side of videos I am trying to watch.
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I've seen a lot of users in this thread complaining about the ads, so why don't you guys do something about it and get Adblock? It's free and works well as far as I know. I no longer even see any of the ads you guys are talking about.
Just a suggestion.
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At 3/7/14 06:20 AM, VJF wrote: I've seen a lot of users in this thread complaining about the ads, so why don't you guys do something about it and get Adblock? It's free and works well as far as I know. I no longer even see any of the ads you guys are talking about.
Just a suggestion.
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At 3/7/14 05:23 AM, Haggard wrote: I don't know about you, but for me fake girls with ridiculously oversized fake breasts really are the opposite of "nice to look at". :/
So long as the ads show visually appealing somewhat sensual artistically angled females with little to no clothing I am content, going by the ones posted in the topic I can't see how any of them could not be nice to look at? Unless you are for some reason are forced to look at them without break for extensive spans of time. Fake as in drawn? I get more bothered by all the dating/porn ads on other somewhat shady sites around the net, when it's drawn there's not the same requirement for realism IMO.
At 3/7/14 06:20 AM, VJF wrote: I've seen a lot of users in this thread complaining about the ads, so why don't you guys do something about it and get Adblock? It's free and works well as far as I know. I no longer even see any of the ads you guys are talking about.
Just a suggestion.
Along with wanting to support NG with keeping ads enabled I also like some of the better ads. I've clicked on quite a few to check out games before.
@ Ragnarokia: The worst part is that these crappy ads turn people like us away from their games. I've never even clicked on half of these ads because I was so annoyed with their advertising model, whereas a game with a boring ass picture of a pirate that said "lol free 2 play u shuld try" got my click.
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At 3/7/14 02:09 AM, VJF wrote: I can sum up the advertisers' point of view in two words: sex sells.
Sad but true.
This just makes me think about SoulCalibur4. I think that the smallest bra cup size was something like a C or a D. They eventually came back to their sense with SC5 and got massive breast reductions going. Not that it bothers me that there are females with big breasts in video games, after all they do exist in real life. But in SC4, every single girl had big tits.
At 3/7/14 06:05 AM, Jester wrote: As game quality approaches negative infinity, the number and size of virtual jugs approach infinity
we're calculus now bro
On a related note, at least one of those MMO banner ads was called out for using stolen artwork/ photographs. These advertisers have no professionalism or ethics. It's some neckbeard and his photosherp.
At 3/7/14 02:08 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: This just makes me think about SoulCalibur4. I think that the smallest bra cup size was something like a C or a D. They eventually came back to their sense with SC5 and got massive breast reductions going. Not that it bothers me that there are females with big breasts in video games, after all they do exist in real life. But in SC4, every single girl had big tits.
As far as I remember they did have the correct idea with not doing that for Talim since she was only 16 I think in the games, but anything 18 onwards has instant huge breasts and sex appeal, apparently females get a second huge growth and hormone spurt when they hit 18 in games.
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Look at the big busted Lara Croft from early Tomb Raider games to the strong, independent and determined Lara of today, the industry has come a long way in some cases.
At 3/7/14 06:49 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Fake as in drawn?
Exactly. And "fake" as in "it's just impossible that anyone could have such big boobs, yet be so thin everywhere else".
Mind you, there ARE nice drawings of female characters. But most ads tend to stick the unrealisticly large boobs into your face and to me, that's not really appealing.
Just for reference: This is what I would call "nice to look at". ;)
I get more bothered by all the dating/porn ads on other somewhat shady sites around the net, when it's drawn there's not the same requirement for realism IMO.
Yes, fake tits on real women look ugly most of the time. Good thing I have an adblocker turned on most of the time. :D
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At 3/7/14 02:58 PM, Haggard wrote: Exactly. And "fake" as in "it's just impossible that anyone could have such big boobs, yet be so thin everywhere else".
Not exactly, there's breast implants and a small number of women that just have the genetics for huge titties
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