People are Ducking Fumb

[cursed666]

Honestly I don't know why I ever thought this was a good idea... If I'm unemployed and broke than I must be on crack... why tf not, it's not like Obamacare exists and is effecting the availability of jobs in this country... that would be crazy, no way reality exists, by the way did you know Bolt was based on a true story? ya do now, now go on and tell your friends the amazing story of how a talking dog traveled across the country dashing out of cars and trucks moving at 75 mph without getting hurt to ultimately save his owner from a fire. They will all believe it too, either that, or they'll tell you you're on crack...

[Sword-of-Kings]

Great title, buddy!

[Stealth-Emergence]

Oops, sorry if we messed up and named the wrong narcotic.

Meth is waaaaaay more popular than that crappy crack shit.

I know cos Mr White told me.

[AngryGrag]

What the fuck are you talking about M8?

[CreateAndDestroy]

Are you high?

[Prinzy2]

Dogs can't talk silly.

[Stealth-Emergence]

At 3/5/14 06:03 PM, CreateAndDestroy wrote: Are you high?

He's at the top of the page, that tells us everything!

[CreateAndDestroy]

At 3/5/14 06:03 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Dogs can't talk silly.

Lol, best reply yet.

[cursed666]

At 3/5/14 06:04 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote:

At 3/5/14 06:03 PM, CreateAndDestroy wrote: Are you high?

He's at the top of the page, that tells us everything!

Well that was really smart, except that have you considered maybe I'm not under the influence of any drug or any mind altering substance like MSG or HFCS? Maybe you'ed like to explain to everyone what those two are since you know everything... Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to a moronic bottom feeder, when was your last cheeseburger dipshit? This has all become funny to me now because I just realized that I don't give a fuck and I'd rather die than live in this world with the characters from the movie Idiocracy... LOL go stuff your face with oreos or hell put your hand over your asshole and shit in it and throw it at your best friend, I'm sure he would just laugh and scream "Shit fight!" XD

[cursed666]

At 3/5/14 06:03 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Dogs can't talk silly.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT! LOL

[Prinzy2]

At 3/5/14 06:17 PM, cursed666 wrote: Well that was really smart, except that have you considered maybe I'm not under the influence of any drug or any mind altering substance like MSG

Have you eaten any Chinese food in the last 24 hours?

[Stealth-Emergence]

At 3/5/14 06:17 PM, cursed666 wrote:

Monosodium glutamate is a flavour enhancer

High fructose corn syrup

And None, I'm vegan actually :P

[TGSUnderground]

At 3/5/14 06:17 PM, cursed666 wrote:

At 3/5/14 06:04 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote:

At 3/5/14 06:03 PM, CreateAndDestroy wrote: Are you high?

He's at the top of the page, that tells us everything!

Well that was really smart, except that have you considered maybe I'm not under the influence of any drug or any mind altering substance like MSG or HFCS? Maybe you'ed like to explain to everyone what those two are since you know everything... Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to a moronic bottom feeder, when was your last cheeseburger dipshit? This has all become funny to me now because I just realized that I don't give a fuck and I'd rather die than live in this world with the characters from the movie Idiocracy... LOL go stuff your face with oreos or hell put your hand over your asshole and shit in it and throw it at your best friend, I'm sure he would just laugh and scream "Shit fight!" XD

Do what rich people do, and when you get money. Open a fast food joint, put as much addictive MSG in it as you are legally allowed, and people will love it. Then take the money earned, and lobby for water fluoridation so nobody will question why the MSG is in their food. Beautiful world, and it's not your fault if people get sick because it's just common knowledge that MSG is bad for you in most of the world.

[cursed666]

At 3/5/14 06:19 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:

At 3/5/14 06:17 PM, cursed666 wrote: Well that was really smart, except that have you considered maybe I'm not under the influence of any drug or any mind altering substance like MSG

Have you eaten any Chinese food in the last 24 hours?

no, I havn't been able to eat because I have no money, i'm now going on day three with no food, all except for the random bagels I ate yesterday which I can't have any more of because I'm out of those now too.

[JoshuaHughes]

Not sure how Texas is doing in terms of employment, but can you not get a job at a restuarant or something? It's what I did when I was broke. Get on the cook's good side and he'll serve you something up during slow hours, too.

[cursed666]

At 3/5/14 06:40 PM, JoshuaHughes wrote: Not sure how Texas is doing in terms of employment, but can you not get a job at a restuarant or something? It's what I did when I was broke. Get on the cook's good side and he'll serve you something up during slow hours, too.

I applied everywhere, Livingston is a small town, there really isn't much to apply to. I haven't gotten any calls from anyone, I have a link to a fundraiser page I have going where I'm trying to get enough money to invest in real estate trust funds. No luck there either though...

[KatMaestro]

Crack is never a solution for your life, son.

[The-Great-One]

I can't do it captain! I just can't do it! If I shove the banana up my ass the world will implode and then the galaxy will explode. I just can't do it captain! Don't make me snort the cocoa powder! I don't want to go! I don't need to see the bees of the universe! I do want chocolate cake though.

[cursed666]

At 3/5/14 11:33 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Crack is never a solution for your life, son.

That's why I don't do it.

[cursed666]

At 3/6/14 12:00 AM, The-Great-One wrote: I can't do it captain! I just can't do it! If I shove the banana up my ass the world will implode and then the galaxy will explode. I just can't do it captain! Don't make me snort the cocoa powder! I don't want to go! I don't need to see the bees of the universe! I do want chocolate cake though.

What in the great wide existence of the word fuck are you talking about?

[The-Great-One]

At 3/6/14 03:02 AM, cursed666 wrote: What in the great wide existence of the word fuck are you talking about?

Don't you see! The universe is all wibbly-wobbly! It's a convulated carpet that is basked with a velvety silky smooth rug. As we make passionate love on the rug amidst the watchful eyes of the alien creatures we in turn orgasm into the cosmos and thus produce a species capable of interpreting a talking dog. Such chaos has tilted the pinball machine we call the planet Earth into a tectonic shift that we can't even fathom on a deep personal scientific level of basic understanding to that of the pigeon and the peacock. To shove bananas in our asses instead of in our mouths where all bananas belong we would in turn rip an unspeakable horror of a hole in the space time continuum that is the Milky Way which was the result of an explosive orgasm of gay sex on a rug which represents our time in this world laid upon a carpet which represents the time of the universe.

[CiviLies]

Yeah, man. Fucking Obama, dude. Like, fuck Obama. The Earth is not a sphere but it is not flat it is in the shape of a trapezoid because reality is an illusion and our eyes can't see anything. Because Obama.

Am I doing it right?

[Clamstuffer]

You guys calm down with naughty thread titles it is fucking ridiculous on here this morning what are you 12?

I mean apparently you are 12 and your daddy is racist because you are talking Obama politics out your asshole in the wrong forum. Alright well glad that is settled. I'm off to right more wrongs on the internet.

[The-Great-One]

Down once more to the dungeon of my black despair... down we plunge to the prison of my mind... down that path into darkness deep as hell! Believe of me what you will there is a duty that I'm sworn to do you know nothing of my life all I did was steal some bread you know nothing of the world you would sooner see me dead but not before I see this justice done. Uptown you cater to a million jerks. Uptown you're messengers and mailroom clerks. Eating all your lunches at the hot-dog carts. The bosses take your money and they break your hearts. Uptown you cater to a million whores. You disinfect terrazzo on their bathroom floors. Morning's tribulation, afternoon's a curse And five o'clock is even worse. One question haunts and hurts - too much, too much to mention, was I really seeking good or just seeking attention? Is that all good deeds are when looked at with an ice-cold eye? If that's all good deeds are maybe that's the reason why! Let it go, let it go and I'll rise like the break of dawn. Let it go, let it go that perfect girl is gone. Here I stand in the light of day. Let the storm rage on, the cold never bothered me anyway.

[Thor]

Dude what the hell are you on

[ragnkinson]

At 3/5/14 06:01 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote: Oops, sorry if we messed up and named the wrong narcotic.

Meth is waaaaaay more popular than that crappy crack shit.

I know cos Mr White told me.

I don't have meth, I am meth

[The-Great-One]

At 3/8/14 02:07 AM, Thor wrote: Dude what the hell are you on

It was the heat of the moment! Showing you what your heart meant! The heat of the moment! Shown in your eyes! We are but one single celled organism trapped in this universe of perpetual life called Earth. At any moment the sun could explode and supernova us into the next trillium! (wait that's actually a word? Okay spellcheck) (Wait? Spellcheck isn't a word, but spell check is? Who the fuck makes up words?)