Fundraiser I'm holding

[cursed666]

http://www.gofundme.com/79xj6k

Please help me get $20 for my new business, I have most of the money now, I only need the last $20.

If anyone can help me, please do, this is the first and hopefully the last time I'll need to hold a fundraiser for myself.

[Stealth-Emergence]

At 3/5/14 05:05 PM, cursed666 wrote: http://www.gofundme.com/79xj6k

Please help me get $20 for my new business, I have most of the money now, I only need the last $20.

If anyone can help me, please do, this is the first and hopefully the last time I'll need to hold a fundraiser for myself.

What will your business be?

[megabad]

Last $20? Now tell me the one about the Nigerian prince!

[Stealth-Emergence]

At 3/5/14 05:12 PM, megabad wrote: Last $20? Now tell me the one about the Nigerian prince!

Last $20 needed for your business.

a small amount of crack costs $20

coincidence?

[cursed666]

At 3/5/14 05:09 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote:

At 3/5/14 05:05 PM, cursed666 wrote: http://www.gofundme.com/79xj6k

Please help me get $20 for my new business, I have most of the money now, I only need the last $20.

If anyone can help me, please do, this is the first and hopefully the last time I'll need to hold a fundraiser for myself.

What will your business be?

It is a crowdfunding business, it is my business but it isn't at the same time, hard to explain. Check it out at this link.

http://ro-invest.com/?ref=D7H2maFGzcop7Cn

The thing is, I'm broke as a joke, literally not even a dollar to my name, I need at least $10 to invest, and the site I'm using deducts a portion of my fundraising earnings, so I need $20 in total to have enough left over to invest. There are no jobs here in Livingston, TX because it's such a small town, and my own friends and family don't even seem to notice that I'm down on my luck, so I'm turning to you guys on newgrounds, I figure I should be able to count on some of you for help.

Anyway, whether you help me or not is your choice, but any help you can give me will be very appreciated.

[cursed666]

At 3/5/14 05:14 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote:

At 3/5/14 05:12 PM, megabad wrote: Last $20? Now tell me the one about the Nigerian prince!

Last $20 needed for your business.

a small amount of crack costs $20

coincidence?

lol yeah funny, I never was into drugs, if i'm going to stay out of homeless shelters I need to keep my head straight, so none of that for me

[Stealth-Emergence]

At 3/5/14 05:18 PM, cursed666 wrote:

At 3/5/14 05:14 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote:

At 3/5/14 05:12 PM, megabad wrote: Last $20? Now tell me the one about the Nigerian prince!

Last $20 needed for your business.

a small amount of crack costs $20

coincidence?

lol yeah funny, I never was into drugs, if i'm going to stay out of homeless shelters I need to keep my head straight, so none of that for me

Haha, sorry dude just injecting a little humour (I said humour, not heroin) hahaha, sorry to hear that dude, I noticed you're into the bitcoin thing, I know it's not much, but, there's loads of sources for dogecoin atound at the moment, faucets and stuff, although that probably doesn't help you out immediately, could be worth spending a little time pursuing that.

1 Pose as a chick buy some underwear
2 soil it
3 advertise it on craigslist
4 ???
5 Profit

[cursed666]

At 3/5/14 05:28 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote:

At 3/5/14 05:18 PM, cursed666 wrote:

At 3/5/14 05:14 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote:

At 3/5/14 05:12 PM, megabad wrote: Last $20? Now tell me the one about the Nigerian prince!

Last $20 needed for your business.

a small amount of crack costs $20

coincidence?

lol yeah funny, I never was into drugs, if i'm going to stay out of homeless shelters I need to keep my head straight, so none of that for me

Haha, sorry dude just injecting a little humour (I said humour, not heroin) hahaha, sorry to hear that dude, I noticed you're into the bitcoin thing, I know it's not much, but, there's loads of sources for dogecoin atound at the moment, faucets and stuff, although that probably doesn't help you out immediately, could be worth spending a little time pursuing that.

1 Pose as a chick buy some underwear
2 soil it
3 advertise it on craigslist
4 ???
5 Profit

I'm not sure if that was a joke or if you were serious... I really do need help, and I don't thing shitting/pissing myself while wearing chicks underwear is gonna help... Seriously, it's $20 and not even all at once, this is a fundraiser, so it's possible to donate small amounts.

I remember a time when I was young when other people in my shoes were able to do these things without being accused of being on drugs and being told to soil chicks underwear... I guess the majority of the worlds populace has descended in IQ...

[cursed666]

bump

[cursed666]

Honestly I don't know why I ever thought this was a good idea... If I'm unemployed and broke than I must be on crack... why tf not, it's not like Obamacare exists and is effecting the availability of jobs in this country... that would be crazy, no way reality exists, by the way did you know Bolt was based on a true story? ya do now, now go on and tell your friends the amazing story of how a talking dog traveled across the country dashing out of cars and trucks moving at 75 mph without getting hurt to ultimately save his owner from a fire. They will all believe it too, either that, or they'll tell you you're on crack...