You'll try anything once? Really...

[Stereocrisis]

Attention people who say, "I'll try anything once."

You underestimate the power of my imagination,

the possibilities of your statement,

and all the abhorrently ignorant stuff I could say in response.

[kazumazkan]

Fuck off.

[Sword-of-Kings]

At 3/2/14 11:11 PM, kazumazkan wrote: Fuck off.

Don't be so mean.

[Stereocrisis]

Ms. DERP: LOLOLOL Oh! I'll try anything once!

Me: Oh yeah?

What I'm supposed to take that as: You're a thrill seeker, trying an exotic new food in some foreign land, because you're awesome.

What I instead take this as: You trying a dildo in your mouth after it has been ravaging someone's ass for a good hour.

[kazumazkan]

At 3/2/14 11:14 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:

At 3/2/14 11:11 PM, kazumazkan wrote: Fuck off.

Don't be so mean.

Im so sorry

[Chdonga]

You'll try anything once? How about you try this!

*unzips dick*

[Stereocrisis]

At 3/2/14 11:22 PM, Chdonga wrote: You'll try anything once? How about you try this!

*unzips dick*

Exactly my point.

In fact, does anyone NOT think about something terrible when they hear someone say, "I'll try anything once."

My mind always goes to some improbable ghastly ignorant shit that absolutely discredits them as a human being.

[Sword-of-Kings]

At 3/2/14 11:19 PM, kazumazkan wrote: Im so sorry

It's okay. Just don't do it again.

[Piggler]

I'll try human sacrifice once.

[Chdonga]

People are such wimps when it comes to trying new things. Best case scenario, they'd eat some weird exotic food. Worst case scenario, they'd fuck outside their race. I may even suggest something that in my mind is tame, like bondage, and they'll look at me like I just asked to fuck their nephew. Even if it's not sexual in any way they'll still think it's just too weird for them to handle.

[Viper]

At 3/2/14 11:29 PM, Piggler wrote: I'll try human sacrifice once.

I'll try open heart surgery once.

[Nickisabi]

I doubt anybody tries meth only once.

[Twone]

because yolo, guys!

[Scintillating]

At 3/2/14 11:22 PM, Chdonga wrote: You'll try anything once? How about you try this!

*unzips dick*

YOU HAVE A ZIPPER DICK HOLY FUCKBALLS

[Nickisabi]

At 3/3/14 12:21 AM, Scintillating wrote: YOU HAVE A ZIPPER DICK HOLY FUCKBALLS

/thread

[kazumazkan]

At 3/3/14 12:17 AM, SpankyG wrote: I doubt anybody tries meth only once.

I did partied for for days then came the crash like brick wall cemented to a truck

[MyNameIsMia]

At 3/2/14 11:29 PM, Piggler wrote: I'll try human sacrifice once.

I can't take you seriously with your username and your profile pic. It's just so adorable.

[Wadezilla]

Try me. I bet I've been there, done that to everything you say.

[Scintillating]

At 3/3/14 01:56 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Try me. I bet I've been there, done that to everything you say.

Wow dud I can't believe you fucked your parents

[Wadezilla]

At 3/3/14 01:59 AM, Scintillating wrote:

At 3/3/14 01:56 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Try me. I bet I've been there, done that to everything you say.

Wow dud I can't believe you fucked your parents

Sometimes I enjoy revisiting places I was when I was young.

[Stereocrisis]

At 3/3/14 02:00 AM, Wadezilla wrote:

At 3/3/14 01:59 AM, Scintillating wrote:

At 3/3/14 01:56 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Try me. I bet I've been there, done that to everything you say.

Wow dud I can't believe you fucked your parents

Sometimes I enjoy revisiting places I was when I was young.

Aha! But did you use a defibrillator on their taints?

Didn't think so!

[tox]

At 3/3/14 04:24 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 3/3/14 02:00 AM, Wadezilla wrote:

At 3/3/14 01:59 AM, Scintillating wrote:

At 3/3/14 01:56 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Try me. I bet I've been there, done that to everything you say.

Wow dud I can't believe you fucked your parents

Sometimes I enjoy revisiting places I was when I was young.

Aha! But did you use a defibrillator on their taints?

Didn't think so!

could you do me a favor?

breath 200 full breaths in the next 5 minuets please

[NeonSpider]

Because most people know when someone says they'll try anything once what they really mean is they'll try a lot of things, but not everything, once.

It's a lot simpler and more socially acceptable for someone to say "I'll try anything once" than to say "I'll try lots of things, but not necessarily anything, once."

It's like you're trying to find loopholes in what people tell you rather than trying to understand what they mean. You're nitpicking.

[Stereocrisis]

At 3/3/14 06:03 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Because most people know when someone says they'll try anything once what they really mean is they'll try a lot of things, but not everything, once.

It's a lot simpler and more socially acceptable for someone to say "I'll try anything once" than to say "I'll try lots of things, but not necessarily anything, once."

It's like you're trying to find loopholes in what people tell you rather than trying to understand what they mean. You're nitpicking.

Oh, here comes Captain Explanation to save the day.

You are reading entirely too much into this NeonSpider.

It was a joke.

[supergandhi64]

At 3/3/14 06:03 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Because most people know when someone says they'll try anything once what they really mean is they'll try a lot of things, but not everything, once.

It's a lot simpler and more socially acceptable for someone to say "I'll try anything once" than to say "I'll try lots of things, but not necessarily anything, once."

It's like you're trying to find loopholes in what people tell you rather than trying to understand what they mean. You're nitpicking.

Thumbs Up For This Down To Earth & Levelheaded Post . . . Finally Someone With A Little Common Sense In The Head

--supergandhi64

[3DRealms]

Who even says that now days?

[satanbrain]

They should try dying, an obvious consequence of their attitude.

[Maltos]

At 3/2/14 11:07 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: Attention people who say, "I'll try anything once."

skydiving without a chute

[Splats]

if you'll shit on me i'll pass thank you very much you guro-assed sumbitch

[Conal]

It's hard to take anything fundamentally literally, so obviously, it can be assumed people mean it within reason. It's important to sample lots of things in life, be experimental, open-minded, try things; but most importantly, keep the knowledge, learn from the mistakes, be wiser because of it.