Screwing With People

[Prinzy2]

How many of you do it in a fun sort of way?

Example, someone thinks you're gay so you play along, maybe make them uncomfortable.

Or you start going out with someone socially and your friends think it's romantically and start getting snoopy, so you and your coffee buddy start doing flirty things in front of them.

[Minion777]

get fucked

[Piggler]

I don't like to mislead people or potentially make them uncomfortable.

I would also need to find some people to mislead or make uncomfortable if I wanted to do such things.

[theblackkangaroo]

At 3/1/14 06:24 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: How many of you do it in a fun sort of way?

Example, someone thinks you're gay so you play along, maybe make them uncomfortable.

Or you start going out with someone socially and your friends think it's romantically and start getting snoopy, so you and your coffee buddy start doing flirty things in front of them.

i am the king of fucking with people... you guys dont even know...... sometimes i over do it.... yeah its awesome to do. get a airhorn and blow it in a public crowd. one of my favorites.

[CiviLies]

Lol I do the "pretend to be gay" shit a lot.

Except it's not pretending.

Just kidding, it is.

Or is it?

[Satan]

I thought that this thread was going to be about screwing as in sex. Part of me is disappointed, and another part of me is wondering why the fuck I clicked on this thread.

Also, no.

[Liquor]

At 3/1/14 06:24 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: How many of you do it in a fun sort of way?

Example, someone thinks you're gay so you play along, maybe make them uncomfortable.

Or you start going out with someone socially and your friends think it's romantically and start getting snoopy, so you and your coffee buddy start doing flirty things in front of them.

I was eating a banana, and then I got the idea of sucking on it, so yeah... People were looking at me a lot... It was funny as hell...

[AxTekk]

Not often.

But I remember this one time my friend was trying to get with this girl. We were in a bus-queue with about three other friends, with the bus likely to take another twenty minutes and this other dude who was pretending to be gay (like really, really gay) started talking to her, making her laugh and shit. Anyway, my friend was losing her, and having a girlfriend at the time I figured I was on wing-man duty, so I joined in. Addressing solely the "gay" guy.

I started off hitting on him majorly (although not remotely attracted to him, I am bi so I kinda know how this shit works) and when he rebuffed me I made a scene, raising my voice, asking what it was he didn't like about me. When he replied telling me he wasn't gay, I full on started to fuck with him, asking emotionally why he would mess with my feelings like that. To get with the blonde girl, he replied, desperately trying to disengage from the conversation. Permission denied - I had to stall him some more (and I was starting to enjoy myself) so I got indignant about him "using my people's struggle as black-face-esque comedy to oppress women".

The best thing about middle-class white people is that they get shocked by the idea they have offended others and freeze up.

For a further, wholly unnecessary ten minutes I continued to fuck with him and the gathering crowd of his friends, ranting about rape culture and cis-gendered hetero-white cultural misappropriation. I really got into my stride as well, asking him if he knew gay culture was sympathetic to homophobia, and whether he understood the irony of using it to mock gay people. When his friends got a word in edgeways to ask who he was, he tried to save himself by saying I was some gay dude who had a crush on him, to which I responded by getting offended and asking if he thought all gay people had a crush on him.

When the bus finally came, and my friend was full on eating the blonde girl's face, he looked relieved at the chance to get away from me and my friends and went straight upstairs a safe distance away from my friend and his carnal ambitions.

100% true story, and possibly my finest hour.

[Makakaov]

I once killed a 9 year old girl, went to her parents home on the day of funeral and gave my condolences as a neighbour to screw with them.

Is that fucking funny to you?

[Rahmemhotep]

I used to screw with people constantly. I'm trying to get out of the habit.

[Viper]

Unless it's a sibling or something I tend to not screw with people.

[supergandhi64]

At 3/1/14 06:56 PM, CiviLies wrote: Lol I do the "pretend to be gay" shit a lot.

Except it's not pretending.

Just kidding, it is.

Or is it?

How Far Do You Usually Take It? Do You Take It So Far That You Pretend To Be Burning In Hell For All Eternity When You're Dead

--supergandhi64

[Blink-the-God]

I screw with people all the time.

Its even more fun when you have partners in crime.

Your example reminded me of a time I joked me and someone else were gay (Theres a lot leading up to why but thats not important) and the person freaked out. So the one I said I was gay with played along with me and we kept fucking with their head.

Trolling is fun. C:

[KatMaestro]

People once thought I was neo-Nazi.

I was waiting for my friend to pick me up. So I talked to a bunch of skinheads in the alley and they all thought I was like them. Hilariously observing them spitting the hatreds and xenophobe. Then my friend came, who is a Somali, I smiled to those skinheads and we drove away.

I love and hate Sweden somehow, so freedom and so many skinheads.

[Prinzy2]

At 3/1/14 10:29 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: I used to screw with people constantly. I'm trying to get out of the habit.

I do it mostly or the comic value and to move things along, everyone makes assumptions so I'll just play along and laugh quietly on the inside.

At 3/2/14 01:10 PM, Blink-the-God wrote: Its even more fun when you have partners in crime.

Definitely. The main reason I posted this thread is because of some drama that I'm at the center of. A couple girls I work with are mad at another chick because her and I are fairly close for co-workers and flirt a fair bit to pass the time. Everyone is convinced there is something more going on, and then they found out she's going out of town to visit someone romantically. So a couple girls at work took some serious offense on my behalf and started riding her ass and being uber cunty.

I appreciated the heads up, but since they decided to center me at this little dramafest, I want to screw with them. It would drive them up the wall if they "caught" us making out. Realistically they'd flip shit and yell at her to get back to work, so a peck might have to suffice.

It won't end well for anyone though, and I'll probably burn up all the goodwill I have.