My penis was stolen!!!

[Wegra]

And I bet it was one of you guys.

[Brindle]

At 2/27/14 02:58 PM, Wegra wrote: And I bet it was one of you guys.

Want it back?

[KatMaestro]

What is the size of your penis? I don't think mine will fit you.

[FRAYDO]

you got me.

[Wegra]

At 2/27/14 03:01 PM, Brindle wrote:

At 2/27/14 02:58 PM, Wegra wrote: And I bet it was one of you guys.

Want it back?

YOU BASTARD OF COURSE I WANT IT BACK

[Urban-Champion]

you were never a man to begin with

any man who looses his penis doth not bear the title of a man

your deserve to loose your fake and forever burdened with a vag

[Piggler]

What was so distracting that you didn't notice someone swipe your penis?

[Brindle]

At 2/27/14 03:05 PM, Wegra wrote:

At 2/27/14 03:01 PM, Brindle wrote:

At 2/27/14 02:58 PM, Wegra wrote: And I bet it was one of you guys.

Want it back?

YOU BASTARD OF COURSE I WANT IT BACK

Something is telling me you might be a little stressed about this.

[ManDeep]

At 2/27/14 03:10 PM, Piggler wrote: What was so distracting that you didn't notice someone swipe your penis?

I'm guessing sleep.

[Darthdenim]

Are you the guy who sings Detachable Penis?

[DrClay]

At 2/27/14 02:58 PM, Wegra wrote: And I bet it was one of you guys.

We all know that you cut it off and placed it in someone's handbag just so you could get some attention.

[Wegra]

At 2/27/14 03:10 PM, Brindle wrote:

At 2/27/14 03:05 PM, Wegra wrote:

At 2/27/14 03:01 PM, Brindle wrote:

At 2/27/14 02:58 PM, Wegra wrote: And I bet it was one of you guys.

Want it back?

YOU BASTARD OF COURSE I WANT IT BACK

Something is telling me you might be a little stressed about this.

It's my penis why wouldn't I be?

[Maltos]

At 2/27/14 02:58 PM, Wegra wrote: And I bet it was one of you guys.

Nope it was probably Lorena Bobbitt

[Brindle]

At 2/27/14 03:29 PM, Wegra wrote:

At 2/27/14 03:10 PM, Brindle wrote:

At 2/27/14 03:05 PM, Wegra wrote:

At 2/27/14 03:01 PM, Brindle wrote:

At 2/27/14 02:58 PM, Wegra wrote: And I bet it was one of you guys.

Want it back?

YOU BASTARD OF COURSE I WANT IT BACK

Something is telling me you might be a little stressed about this.

It's my penis why wouldn't I be?

I'm not saying I'm surprised or anything.

Look, if you REALLY want it back, you can have it.

Keep in mind, I actually don't have it. (Plot twist)

[Wegra]

At 2/27/14 03:43 PM, Brindle wrote:

At 2/27/14 03:29 PM, Wegra wrote:

At 2/27/14 03:10 PM, Brindle wrote:

At 2/27/14 03:05 PM, Wegra wrote:

At 2/27/14 03:01 PM, Brindle wrote:

At 2/27/14 02:58 PM, Wegra wrote: And I bet it was one of you guys.

Keep in mind, I actually don't have it. (Plot twist)

Did you just go all M.Night Shyamalan on me?

[Jester]

Well we can rule out any suspects with vaginas

[Satan]

My bad, OP, which one's yours?

[Splats]

You're the reason of the series of "NG FORUM IS DYING"-complaints but I love u just the way u are wegra

[Thor]

At 2/27/14 03:53 PM, Jester wrote: Well we can rule out any suspects with vaginas

Damn

[Brindle]

Did you just go all M.Night Shyamalan on me?

Maybe...

[HappyWhaleStudios]

Aw man I hate it when that happens

[Sword-of-Kings]

Then why does your signature still say that you have one?

[Clamstuffer]

Somebody threw it into a haystack. You'll never find it now.

[Wegra]

At 2/27/14 04:13 PM, Brindle wrote:

Did you just go all M.Night Shyamalan on me?

Maybe...

Well you did a pretty good job

[Vinnyy]

This marks the beginning of the Case of the Missing Manhood.

[Wegra]

At 2/27/14 05:04 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Then why does your signature still say that you have one?

Because at the time I USED to have one duh

[nonono1]

At 2/27/14 03:04 PM, FRAYDO wrote: you got me.

U got me...

[MyNameIsMia]

At 2/27/14 02:58 PM, Wegra wrote: And I bet it was one of you guys.

Pfffft, no.

[Lagerkapo]

Too late, I put it down the garbage disposal.

You could come try to lick it out if you want...

[WiiFittoToreinaa]

Well you better catch it.