man I suck at this

[Sodamachine]

Seriously, I don't know what it is but when I come on here and post something it often times ends up being something
stupid that I regret saying.

This place seriously makes me feel like I'm losing brain cells. Am I the only one that feels this way?

Oh god this is probably going to be another one jesus shit christ.

[Xenomit]

Just do what I do and refuse to give a fuck

[CiviLies]

Eh, it happens. You'll be okay.

[Zhon]

At 2/27/14 12:20 AM, Xenomit wrote: Just do what I do and refuse to give a fuck

Take this wise advice and do something more productive with your time than worry about completely pointless crap. For example, you could be baking any number of chocolate-based baked goods to distribute amongst local homeless folk.

[Chocomilk]

At 2/27/14 12:20 AM, Sodamachine wrote:

Oh god this is probably going to be another one jesus shit christ.

Classic sodamachine

[Sodamachine]

At 2/27/14 12:55 AM, Chocomilk wrote:

At 2/27/14 12:20 AM, Sodamachine wrote:

Oh god this is probably going to be another one jesus shit christ.

Classic sodamachine

Wh-what? I-I don't kn-know you...

Are you stalking me?

[Wadezilla]

At 2/27/14 12:20 AM, Sodamachine wrote: Seriously, I don't know what it is but when I come on here and post something it often times ends up being something
stupid that I regret saying.

This place seriously makes me feel like I'm losing brain cells. Am I the only one that feels this way?

Oh god this is probably going to be another one jesus shit christ.

You're fitting in just fine. 95% of the posters are fucking idiots. Especially the staff.

[Clamstuffer]

At 2/27/14 01:17 AM, Sodamachine wrote:

At 2/27/14 12:55 AM, Chocomilk wrote:

At 2/27/14 12:20 AM, Sodamachine wrote:

Oh god this is probably going to be another one jesus shit christ.

Classic sodamachine

Wh-what? I-I don't kn-know you...

Are you stalking me?

LOL what a sodamachine thing to say. That's ol' sodamachine for you.

[Sodamachine]

At 2/27/14 01:23 AM, Wadezilla wrote:

You're fitting in just fine. 95% of the posters are fucking idiots. Especially the staff.

Edgy.

[Zhon]

At 2/27/14 01:53 AM, Sodamachine wrote:

At 2/27/14 01:23 AM, Wadezilla wrote:

You're fitting in just fine. 95% of the posters are fucking idiots. Especially the staff.

Edgy.

I don't know if that could really be considered "edgy". More like cynical. Or honest.

[Boomstick]

It's alright, it couldn't be as bad as @xenomit's content.

[Sodamachine]

I think I just realized what I'm doing wrong! I'm not smoking crack!

Oh my god I can't believe I didn't get it before! It seems so simple!

[Xenomit]

At 2/27/14 02:12 AM, Boomstick wrote: It's alright, it couldn't be as bad as @xenomit's content.

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

[Wadezilla]

At 2/27/14 02:18 AM, Sodamachine wrote: I think I just realized what I'm doing wrong! I'm not smoking crack!

Oh my god I can't believe I didn't get it before! It seems so simple!

I can get you some high quality Philly dubs.

[AngryGrag]

The best advice to give you is to stop trying to be funny. If you have to try to be funny then you will always fail because comedy comes naturally.

Just post and post naturally to get a good sense of humor and eventually you will become a better writer and a genuinely funny person.

[Sodamachine]

At 2/27/14 03:15 AM, AngryGrag wrote: The best advice to give you is to stop trying to be funny. If you have to try to be funny then you will always fail because comedy comes naturally.

Just post and post naturally to get a good sense of humor and eventually you will become a better writer and a genuinely funny person.

I'm not really talking about being funny, I'm talking about when I just say something on here and it comes out totally wrong.
I don't have this problem anywhere else.

[Zhon]

At 2/27/14 03:30 AM, Sodamachine wrote: I'm not really talking about being funny, I'm talking about when I just say something on here and it comes out totally wrong.
I don't have this problem anywhere else.

Maybe you do but are just more aware of it here, due to some latent desire to appeal to this specific community in some positive fashion.

[nonono1]

This topic has enlightened me with wisdom of unimaginable proportions.

[Zhuburz]

At 2/27/14 12:20 AM, Sodamachine wrote:

This place seriously makes me feel like I'm losing brain cells. Am I the only one that feels this way?

What brain cells?

[ManDeep]

I never really regret what i say, which must be why my posts are so fucking shit.

[Piggler]

Proofread your shit and you shouldn't make any retarded posts.

Unless you are retarded, in which case you wouldn't know the difference.

[PotHeadParadise]

maybe you should slow down on the weed bro. when ipost bro i fucking high like a motherfucking sky and i dont know what the fuck im talking about when im sober ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahah

[Viper]

At 2/27/14 01:23 AM, Wadezilla wrote: You're fitting in just fine. 95% of the posters are fucking idiots. Especially the staff.

And you totally fit like dead center into that 95%.....

[Captain-Slugworth]

At 2/27/14 10:19 AM, PotHeadParadise wrote: maybe you should slow down on the weed bro. when ipost bro i fucking high like a motherfucking sky and i dont know what the fuck im talking about when im sober ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahah

oh wow

[SubparTony]

Internet anonymity is too sweet to not take full, abusing advantage of it. You're doing fine.

[Vinnyy]

I get this feeling a lot when I make threads. I fear that my topic might be ridiculous and that I'll get mocked for making it. This feeling only goes away when I actually read the replies and they're okay.

[Splats]

Welcome to the internet are you in the mood for hot naked hentai sex

[Thor]

Stop being a self conscious cartful of dicks

[Sodamachine]

At 2/27/14 04:06 PM, Thor wrote: Stop being a self conscious cartful of dicks

Thank you, Thor.

[MyNameIsMia]

Stuff like that happens a lot.