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Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-26 07:40:29 Reply

http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20140225/williamsburg/facial-hair-transplants-growing-amid-hipster-beard-craze-doctors-say

A man who cannot grow a beard cannot be trusted. Trans-bearded men especially.

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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-26 08:59:16 Reply

At 2/26/14 07:40 AM, Cordyceps :


A man who cannot grow a beard cannot be trusted. Trans-bearded men especially.

Sooooo basically most hispanic men cannot be trusted.

Also, one does not simply "grow a beard". A proper beard has to be earned through feats of manliness, such as chopping down trees, wrestling bears, or watching Toy Story 3 without choking up.

These beard transplant "men" have a lot to live up to with their ill-gotten fake beards.


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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-26 13:30:14 Reply

At 2/26/14 08:59 AM, Timmy wrote: Also, one does not simply "grow a beard". A proper beard has to be earned through feats of manliness, such as chopping down trees, wrestling bears, or watching Toy Story 3 without choking up.

These beard transplant "men" have a lot to live up to with their ill-gotten fake beards.

Agreed. Having a beard is the ultimate sign of manliness. And I pity any "man" who doesn't have a beard because they obviously don't have the stones to grow one.


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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-26 13:33:54 Reply

U cis scum die now scum cis


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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-26 13:37:23 Reply

At 2/26/14 08:59 AM, Timmy wrote: At 2/26/14 07:40 AM, Cordyceps :

A man who cannot grow a beard cannot be trusted. Trans-bearded men especially.
Sooooo basically most hispanic men cannot be trusted.

I have a beard.
I also find it funny that people go out and find people so they can put hair on their face


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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-26 13:39:20 Reply

At 2/26/14 01:37 PM, kazumazkan wrote:
At 2/26/14 08:59 AM, Timmy wrote: At 2/26/14 07:40 AM, Cordyceps :

I have failed you cool guy with the glasses emote


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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-26 14:46:03 Reply

As desperately as I wish I could grow a full beard, I would never pay thousands of dollars for someone else's face pubes.

I would feel like I was cheating.


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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-26 15:03:54 Reply

while this sounds promising for a non-beard grower like me, i would not undergo such an action. i will simply be without a full manly beard.


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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-26 16:03:35 Reply

At 2/26/14 08:59 AM, Timmy wrote: At 2/26/14 07:40 AM, Cordyceps :

A man who cannot grow a beard cannot be trusted. Trans-bearded men especially.
Sooooo basically most hispanic men cannot be trusted.

Also, one does not simply "grow a beard". A proper beard has to be earned through feats of manliness, such as chopping down trees, wrestling bears, or watching Toy Story 3 without choking up.

These beard transplant "men" have a lot to live up to with their ill-gotten fake beards.

Timmy gets it.

Brian Blessed didn't get his beard by doing nothing, you filthy transplant-beard casuals.

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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-26 16:14:48 Reply

awww can't grow a beard so they get implants.

bitches!

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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-26 16:58:32 Reply

I tell them the beard's not on the face baby.

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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-26 17:58:03 Reply

If you think that's wrong then check out Bagel heads. Its not permanent but still.

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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-26 18:03:02 Reply

Either grow a beard (if you can) or don't. But don't have a beard transplant, lol.

If you're that desperate for a beard just take some hormones or something I guess. It'd be more "legit" than this.

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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-27 00:35:28 Reply

I heard about this but I didn't know this was seriously a thing....


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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-27 01:30:11 Reply

Ahhh beards, the manly way to emphasize the fact that you're single.

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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-27 01:35:52 Reply

I know a certain lady here who would love a beard! She's mostly hetero, but she likes the butch look :)


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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-27 02:21:18 Reply

At 2/27/14 01:35 AM, VicariousE wrote: I know a certain lady here who would love a beard! She's mostly hetero, but she likes the butch look :)

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Response to Beard Transplant Popularity rising 2014-02-27 02:30:21 Reply

At 2/27/14 02:21 AM, Urban-Champion wrote:
At 2/27/14 01:35 AM, VicariousE wrote: I know a certain lady here who would love a beard! She's mostly hetero, but she likes the butch look :)
selena

Lol, she doesn't have an account here... does she? There's a British singer chick who's active on here, looked legit enough... but damn, can't remember her name! Was a few months ago, I saw a review of hers and started lurking. Seems nice enough, has kids...


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