If you were to give someone advice on going to a library what advice would you give them?
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What the fuck kind of advice do you need for the library
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Just read the books in the library, those overdue fees suck and they totally do it on purpose.
If you're going to do something illegal, do it on a library computer.
What do you mean advice? Depends on the situation I guess. At my University there's always people at the library. But it's mainly a place to meet to study versus getting books. If you're trying to get someone to go to the library to study, then that's easy. It's usually quiet and there's space to work. If you're trying to get someone to go to the library to check out books, good luck with that. I'm sure whatever book is available is probably available on the Internet.
Sit down, shut up, and mind your own business.
At 2/25/14 10:18 PM, Jester wrote: What the fuck kind of advice do you need for the library
silly nonsensical advice of course
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My advice would be to explore the library and make sure to get a copy of fifty shades of grey.
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At 2/25/14 10:36 PM, Wegra wrote:At 2/25/14 10:18 PM, Jester wrote: What the fuck kind of advice do you need for the librarysilly nonsensical advice of course
goddammit wegra, i think you're a tolerable person for a while and then you go and pull shit like this
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At 2/25/14 10:36 PM, Wegra wrote: silly nonsensical advice of course
Wegra
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At 2/25/14 10:41 PM, Oolaph wrote:At 2/25/14 10:36 PM, Wegra wrote: silly nonsensical advice of courseWegra
Why do I like you so much
I don't know
I have a penis
Do not whip out your penis.
Do not start furiously masturbating.
Do have public sex.
Make sure to wear a suit and tie, and be on your best behavior.
No swearing.
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My local library has video games and movies, I never buy books. My advice is to not live in a shitty state and live in a cool one like mine.
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At 2/25/14 10:17 PM, Wegra wrote: If you were to give someone advice on going to a library what advice would you give them?
don't return the books, its not like the book police will show up and extract the words out of your mind
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At 2/25/14 10:18 PM, Jester wrote: What the fuck kind of advice do you need for the library
How use their computer?
Sanitize the books/computers, because people are gross. Just take one of those little alcohol wipes and wipe it all down. I know it sounds germophobic/OCD but remember lots of people use these, and people are fucking gross. Also, these days libraries have a respectable selection of CDs and DVDs, so free music and movies right there.
At 2/25/14 11:42 PM, NuclearInfected wrote: Sanitize the books/computers, because people are gross.
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An Eye For An Eye Will Make The World Blind.......right?
Why would you need to go to the library?
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Bed bugs can hide in the nooks and crannies of a book in the library. Make sure you check yourself afterwards.
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At 2/25/14 10:17 PM, Wegra wrote: If you were to give someone advice on going to a library what advice would you give them?
Go to the section with the erotica and make loud moaning noises.
Don't read books out loud.
Don't mumble crazy talk.
Don't draw in the books.
Don't rip out pages.
Don't knock books off shelves.
Don't be creepy.
Be careful in the restrooms.
Beware the creepy people.
I lost the game.
At 2/25/14 10:18 PM, Jester wrote: What the fuck kind of advice do you need for the library
That depends on wether the person you're gonna give the advice to is a chronic masturbator or not.
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watch porn on the library computers that's always good fun
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