Is Pac Man gay?

[SuperElroy]

He's always floating around eating balls, and guys in skirts try to chase him.

[SubparTony]

At 2/21/14 02:37 PM, SuperElroy wrote: guys in skirts try to chase him.

He doesn't like traps

[JoshuaHughes]

I always thought he would've been more obese than the way he is depicted.

[Sense-Offender]

No, he's a habitual pill popper who has paranoid delusions of ghosts, which he alternates between running away from and occasionally chasing when he gets the real good stuff.

[NeonSpider]

Well there does exist Ms. Pac-Man, Pac-Man Jr., and Baby Pac-Man, so considering he shacked up and had two kids, kind of disproves that.

[SuperElroy]

At 2/21/14 02:46 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Well there does exist Ms. Pac-Man, Pac-Man Jr., and Baby Pac-Man, so considering he shacked up and had two kids, kind of disproves that.

That doesn't necessarily mean anything. I'm gay and I've had pussy before.

[NeonSpider]

At 2/21/14 02:41 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: No, he's a habitual pill popper who has paranoid delusions of ghosts, which he alternates between running away from and occasionally chasing when he gets the real good stuff.

I like this interpretation. I like it a lot.

I wish to subscribe to your interpretations-of-what-is-really-going-on-in-old-video-games newsletter.

[Sense-Offender]

At 2/21/14 02:46 PM, NeonSpider wrote: considering he shacked up and had two kids, kind of disproves that.

Ohmugahd so weiuhd.

[Holon]

But doesn't he have a wife and kids?

[NeonSpider]

At 2/21/14 02:48 PM, SuperElroy wrote:

At 2/21/14 02:46 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Well there does exist Ms. Pac-Man, Pac-Man Jr., and Baby Pac-Man, so considering he shacked up and had two kids, kind of disproves that.

That doesn't necessarily mean anything. I'm gay and I've had pussy before.

No, you're bi. You like 'em both to some extent. That's bi, not gay.
All that is proven is that Pac-Man isn't gay.

[SuperElroy]

At 2/21/14 03:05 PM, NeonSpider wrote:

At 2/21/14 02:48 PM, SuperElroy wrote:

At 2/21/14 02:46 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Well there does exist Ms. Pac-Man, Pac-Man Jr., and Baby Pac-Man, so considering he shacked up and had two kids, kind of disproves that.

That doesn't necessarily mean anything. I'm gay and I've had pussy before.

No, you're bi. You like 'em both to some extent. That's bi, not gay.
All that is proven is that Pac-Man isn't gay.

Bi = Gay, only difference is you get with a girl because you're confused.

It's no wonder Pac is always dizzy going to and fro.

[Darthdenim]

Show me your firetruck.

[Th-e]

Do any of you watch Robot Chicken?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKxAujA382E

At 1:23, you never guessed, that he's obsessed, with munching on the balls.

[NuclearInfected]

At 2/21/14 03:10 PM, SuperElroy wrote: Bi = Gay, only difference is you get with a girl because you're confused.

It's no wonder Pac is always dizzy going to and fro.

I said this same thing and everyone thought I was a moron for it.

[Natick]

At 2/21/14 04:47 PM, NuclearInfected wrote:

At 2/21/14 03:10 PM, SuperElroy wrote: Bi = Gay, only difference is you get with a girl because you're confused.

It's no wonder Pac is always dizzy going to and fro.

I said this same thing and everyone thought I was a moron for it.

you both are

[Madjasper1]

Ask him...if he says "Waka", that means yes,
If he says "Waka Waka" that means no

[Sense-Offender]

At 2/21/14 05:12 PM, Madjasper1 wrote: "Waka"

What?

"Waka Waka"

What? What?

[Captain-Slugworth]

what about ms.pacman?

[Sense-Offender]

At 2/21/14 02:58 PM, Holon wrote: But doesn't he have a wife and kids?
At 2/21/14 06:21 PM, FistofGreedo wrote: what about ms.pacman?

What about Mrs. Bachmann?

[ChillyMcHotpants]

For the last time, YES

[Lagerkapo]

At 2/21/14 02:46 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Well there does exist Ms. Pac-Man, Pac-Man Jr., and Baby Pac-Man, so considering he shacked up and had two kids, kind of disproves that.

No, it just argues against it.

He does have a big mouth...

[SuperElroy]

At 2/21/14 04:47 PM, NuclearInfected wrote:

At 2/21/14 03:10 PM, SuperElroy wrote: Bi = Gay, only difference is you get with a girl because you're confused.

I said this same thing and everyone thought I was a moron for it.

Some people can't handle the truth.

[Sense-Offender]

At 2/21/14 05:04 PM, Natick wrote: you both are

Yep. Confirmed.

[Omega]

At 2/21/14 08:11 PM, SuperElroy wrote:

At 2/21/14 04:47 PM, NuclearInfected wrote:

At 2/21/14 03:10 PM, SuperElroy wrote: Bi = Gay, only difference is you get with a girl because you're confused.

I said this same thing and everyone thought I was a moron for it.

Some people can't handle the truth.

Naw it's just that you're both dumbasses.

[minismosh]

At 2/21/14 02:37 PM, SuperElroy wrote: He's always floating around eating balls, and guys in skirts try to chase him.

Dude if he was Kirby would be too

[CheezNapkin]

FUCK......childhood ruined...stupid blacks!

[Vinnyy]

Of course he's gay. He's in his own little game map where he has an endless supply of balls to eat and guys in skirts chasing after him. He can spend an eternity doing this which makes him very happy.

[Viper]

At 2/21/14 08:56 PM, minismosh wrote:

At 2/21/14 02:37 PM, SuperElroy wrote: He's always floating around eating balls, and guys in skirts try to chase him.

Dude if he was Kirby would be too

Well....he is pink.
And sucks up his enemies....

[Sense-Offender]

At 2/22/14 01:32 AM, Viper50 wrote:

At 2/21/14 08:56 PM, minismosh wrote:

At 2/21/14 02:37 PM, SuperElroy wrote: He's always floating around eating balls, and guys in skirts try to chase him.

Dude if he was Kirby would be too

Well....he is pink.
And sucks up his enemies....

You never know whether he'll spit or swallow.

[HeavenDuff]

At 2/21/14 02:41 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: No, he's a habitual pill popper who has paranoid delusions of ghosts, which he alternates between running away from and occasionally chasing when he gets the real good stuff.

This is the most credible theory we've come up with yet.