Who would win in a fist fight...

[Thor]

Adolf Hitler or Joseph Stalin?

Hitler was in the military, but Stalin is bigger...

Who wins?

[Ragnarokia]

At 2/20/14 10:48 PM, Thor wrote: Adolf Hitler or Joseph Stalin?

Hitler was in the military, but Stalin is bigger...

Who wins?

Hitler had health issues preventing him from being able to properly move or use his hands.

Pretty sure Stalin would win that.

[AngryGrag]

I say that Adolf would win because Joseph would be to busy STALLIN and Adolf would get a good HITler!

Did I do it!?... Did I make a funny?

[SuperElroy]

A draw?

[DM692]

Well

It sure wouldn't be the Jews

[kazumazkan]

uncle sam no contest
the end

[Greenskullkid]

At 2/20/14 10:48 PM, Thor wrote:

Who wins?

you be thor and i'll be oden

[Mick]

Two different genres, don't even compare

[372]

hitler killed himself for a reason

pussy

[Loki]

Obviously Stalin. He was pretty buff.

[Boomstick]

At 2/20/14 11:31 PM, DM692 wrote: Well

It sure wouldn't be the Jews

[Slacker013]

My money is on Blondie...

[FRAYDO]

the iron fist of stalin would prevail over all opponents!

[CiviLies]

Joseph "The Man of Steel" Stalin vs. Adolf "The Ubermensch" Hitler

And then came the Romans and raped and destroyed everything.

[DeftonesFan665]

Hitler would only win if he tricked Stalin into shooting himself somehow.

[Satan]

Stalin, I don't even have to explain why, just fucking look at him.

[Jester]

Stalin was a short lil' bugger and I seem to recall one of his hands being fucked up, but I feel like he could still take out Hitler with the right attack method.

[MrPercie]

Well stalin looks like a big broad mother fucker who would lamp you one if you gave him any sass.

Yet Hitler is the only one who seems to have been in conflict in his early life, such as WW1, he might still have had some close quarter combat training from then, where as Stalin in his early life sounds a bit of a thug, beating up people who wouldn't do as they were told, I cant remember But I think Stalin was one of those people who went round farmers houses to collect their taxes and grain.

[KatMaestro]

Stalin is a tough piece. He would beat the crap out of Hitler single handed.

[NeonSpider]

At 2/20/14 10:48 PM, Thor wrote: Adolf Hitler or Joseph Stalin?

Hitler was in the military, but Stalin is bigger...

Who wins?

Well considering they're both dead I'd call it a draw.
Unless you have some necromancy witchery voodoo reanimation spell up your sleeve.

I guess you could rob their graves, take their fist bones, and smash them together and see which one turned to dust first. Use superglue to glue those bones together into fists then punchy punchy -- for science!

[Viper]

My money's on Stalin.
He more than likely could have beat Hitler within an inch of his life if he wanted to.

[Lagerkapo]

Stalin.

Duh.

At 2/20/14 11:31 PM, DM692 wrote: Well

It sure wouldn't be the Jews

I lol'd.

[JRob]

Definitely Stalin.

[Insanctuary]

Do any of you really think that such men would engage in hand-to-hand combat?

[Sense-Offender]

Who would have won in a foot race? Hirohito or FDR?

[Gobblemeister]

At 2/21/14 12:41 AM, CiviLies wrote: And then came the Romans and raped and destroyed everything.

This is the second time you've triggered me

Also, who wins in a fight...

My Dad vs Your Dad?

[Omega]

At 2/21/14 04:49 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Also, who wins in a fight...

My Dad vs Your Dad?

Obviously his dad.

[Vinnyy]

Stalin, because he had a cooler mustache. Enough to put the little abomination above Hitler's lips to shame.

[Atlas]

My vote goes to Stalin.

[JoshuaHughes]

Stalin would definitely get the best of Hitler if it were moustaches alone.