Just won 8k

[StrapOnFetus]

So I was at the Choctaw casino again, playing wheel of fortune. (Ya know that big slot machine with the wheel)

I was placing max bets, it is a 20 dollar machine min bet. Ya, this was at the high rollers area.

*Yea I got a gambling problem*

So, I am on this machine for about a hour just losing money left and right. I a about to give up, I am not even looking at the screen and buttons anymore. I figure ill move on to something else.

ALL OF A SUDDEN

DING DING DING< "WHEEL OF FOURTUNE!"

I watch in disbelief as my credits roll up, I say. What the fuck. It just keeps going up!

A message on the slot machine says, please wait for rep to cash you out.

I got my money, then left fast as fuck.

Hoollly shitt....

[Sekhem]

i had no idea you were from oklahoma

[NuclearInfected]

Did the Indian shed a tear as he watched you leave?

[StrapOnFetus]

At 2/18/14 03:03 PM, Sekhem wrote: i had no idea you were from oklahoma

Nope, I live in North Texas, it is about a 3-4 hour drive to oklahoma

[StrapOnFetus]

At 2/18/14 03:04 PM, NuclearInfected wrote: Did the Indian shed a tear as he watched you leave?

More like "The Trail Of Tears" he left behind

[Splats]

Dude! Good for you! We as your loyal NGBBS friends expect our 50 dollar paycheck by the end of the week, congratulations

[Captain-Slugworth]

At 2/18/14 03:04 PM, NuclearInfected wrote: Did the Indian shed a tear as he watched you leave?

what about the Jew?

[SuperElroy]

Pretty sick bro

[mandog]

Surprised you never bet on it

[ManDeep]

promise me you'll stop gambling now that you're on top of the mountain.

[FRAYDO]

that is sweet, cheers! save away, invest rather than spend it all in one place. well, buy something cool but don't blow it all!

[yurgenburgen]

At 2/18/14 03:00 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: it is a 20 dollar machine min bet. Ya, this was at the high rollers area

hahaha no

[CiviLies]

So what are ya gonna do with it?

[StrapOnFetus]

I bought my daughter and nephew some dune buggies.

[WallofYawn]

Sweet. Can I have some please?

[Insanctuary]

Send it to charity, so you don't have to pay taxes. Perfect anti-government option here.

[Sekhem]

At 2/18/14 08:30 PM, Insanctuary wrote: Send it to charity, so you don't have to pay taxes. Perfect anti-government option here.

as long as you don't declare it as income, you don't have pay taxes on it anyways

[SuperElroy]

At 2/18/14 08:19 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: I bought my daughter and nephew some dune buggies.

That was nice of you, cool gift.

[Insanctuary]

At 2/18/14 08:38 PM, Sekhem wrote: as long as you don't declare it as income, you don't have pay taxes on it anyways

When you donate to charities, you don't have to pay taxes for a whole year. Didn't you know? ;)

[MrPlinkett]

Nice beard and hair.

[Sekhem]

At 2/18/14 08:57 PM, Insanctuary wrote:

At 2/18/14 08:38 PM, Sekhem wrote: as long as you don't declare it as income, you don't have pay taxes on it anyways

When you donate to charities, you don't have to pay taxes for a whole year. Didn't you know? ;)

but that would require reporting it as income in the first place

and doing that on gambling earnings is dumb

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

Congrats bro ! My cuzzo just won 7k on a scratch off a few weeks ago.

A lot of people getting lucky in 2014, hopefully im next

[dildomonster]

I'm glad you made this blog entry
What did you eat for dinner today?
How nice was your last shower?
Do you like your job?
Please answer these question with new threads

[Insanctuary]

At 2/18/14 09:00 PM, Sekhem wrote: and doing that on gambling earnings is dumb

You pretend you never been to a casino.

[StrapOnFetus]

At 2/18/14 09:13 PM, Insanctuary wrote:

At 2/18/14 09:00 PM, Sekhem wrote: and doing that on gambling earnings is dumb

You pretend you never been to a casino.

lol

One thing I wonder is. How much have I gambled away vs my net profits. I can not give you a accurate number of course. But...I would say they are pretty damn close to even. lool

[Insanctuary]

At 2/18/14 09:24 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: One thing I wonder is. How much have I gambled away vs my net profits. I can not give you a accurate number of course. But...I would say they are pretty damn close to even. lool

Then you wouldn't mind the government taking your money either. So feel free donate it to charity, but mostly pay those taxes, so another person running in office can buy something like a a $2,000,000 beaver dam?

[HappyWhaleStudios]

At 2/18/14 03:21 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:

At 2/18/14 03:04 PM, NuclearInfected wrote: Did the Indian shed a tear as he watched you leave?

More like "The Trail Of Tears" he left behind

I see what you did there

[DarkMatter]

Nice, hope you enjoy it.

[WiiFittoToreinaa]

Now you can stop gambling altogether right?

[Lagerkapo]

Never gamble again XD

Seriously mother fucker, you've won the winning wins of those who've won.

Get out and escape, for you have won now.

Be free fun and be done :)

We love you for it too; all the jealous cats are waiting for a man who can simply look at his reward, shrug and realize that he has but one one life which, monetarily, is worth more than most which observe him.