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At 2/16/14 06:08 PM, NeonSpider wrote: You probably can't masturbate while being castrated.
Prove me wrong.

anal masturbation

Geico commercials.

Scat, blood and hairyness.

Grandmas.

Porn.

Can't...just can't.

Men.

At 2/16/14 04:12 PM, Gobblemeister wrote:

At 2/16/14 03:56 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: (I will close the window on a GORGEOUS woman if she isn't enjoying herself or the guy is a prick [saying dumb/mean shit, hitting her, gagging her etc.]).

Wow such a gentleman

Says the guy commenting on a guy who still watches porn...

At 2/16/14 05:35 PM, The-Great-One wrote: I'm not sure how obvious they are.

I mean things that aren't normally intended to be erotic. Like, you know... traffic lights? Yeah.

At 2/16/14 12:59 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Asians.
Gaping assholes.
Blowjobs.

I have to agree Japanese whimpering is kind of pathetic, and the whole censorship thing is just stupid.

shaved vaginas

fake tits

a guy who moans like a whale

At 2/17/14 12:50 AM, Expectrum wrote:

Like, you know... traffic lights? Yeah.

You've tried that? While driving?

At 2/16/14 03:46 PM, Phobotech wrote: Real talk? This angle.

I hate this angle.

Girls watch porn too.

At 2/17/14 03:18 AM, tsukikomi wrote:

At 2/16/14 03:46 PM, Phobotech wrote: Real talk? This angle.

I hate this angle.

Girls watch porn too.

I get that, but it is a hideous angle. It is just flat out unappealing for everyone involved. It is literally the ugliest perspective of sex, and its not even one that you're supposed to be able to see with your own eyes, mercifully.

If "Smell-o-vision" ever exists, that angle would provide the bouquet necessary to kill the technology right off the bat.

If women want an angle where the man takes up 80% of the frame while the women barely constitutes for 10% of the frame, she should ditch the girl altogether and just watch man-on-man shit.

No dude wants to maintain an erection while some bloke shows us that only women feel obligated to bleach their assholes for filming by twerkin' it out while his taint writhes with the movements as if he's trying to puppeteer it into lips saying "BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB" while demonstrating the tensile elasticity of his hideous glazed ballsack.

This angle is compounded with even more problems if its a double-penetration thing, because now everything wrong with that angle has been doubled and you can see even less of the girl.

I can't masturbate to pictures of girls I have a crush on. Everyone else is fair game though.

At 2/17/14 08:41 AM, Halberd wrote: I can't masturbate to pictures of girls I have a crush on. Everyone else is fair game though.

That sounds counter-intuitive. Is it because you feel some rejection towards sexually objectifying them or for some other reason?

At 2/17/14 04:29 AM, Painbringer wrote:

At 2/16/14 06:08 PM, NeonSpider wrote: You probably can't masturbate while being castrated.

Castrated just means you no longer have any balls.

I know that (although in some cultures it meant the penis too), but how are you going to masturbate if you don't have any balls? How are you going to get it up? It's not really masturbation if there's no sensation.

Hmm... Interracial (I've gotta be able to put myself there, I'm white, and I only date white chicks), when the camera man won't shut the fuck up, and Avatar: The Last Airbender hentai. That's the only part of my childhood I won't touch, even out of curiosity. Legend of Korra is fine, though.

I can't stand it when that one forcefully sexual person with an annoying voice won't shut their mouth up. "omg, I love this cum *fake orgasm* omfg you're so great *exaggerated moan* i love sex lol" -10 Boner points

normal porn

At 2/18/14 12:11 AM, SeanJoystixx wrote: normal porn

and dead puppy's.

At 2/18/14 12:15 AM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 2/18/14 12:11 AM, SeanJoystixx wrote: normal porn

and dead puppy's.

I mean puppies. But then again, I can't masturbate to either one. I mean I could if I had to, like if there was a gun to my head or somebody kidnapped the president or something. I'd do it for 'Merica.

Chicks with short hair, that's just a huge turnoff

Inbred fat mentally deficit girls.

At 2/16/14 03:46 PM, Phobotech wrote: Real talk? This angle.

I hate this angle.

Fuckin' A. Fire any camera man who does that shit.

At 2/16/14 02:59 PM, Natick wrote:

At 2/16/14 12:59 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Asians.

bae doona

psshhhh

At 2/18/14 11:56 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 2/16/14 02:59 PM, Natick wrote:

At 2/16/14 12:59 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Asians.

bae doona

psshhhh

get on my level